Sad But True

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*NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND.... I promise you cannot read these and not
laugh out loud. These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school
district. Spellings have been left intact. *

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1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please
execute him.*

*2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.*

*3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being **
absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.*

*4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.*

*5. Please excuse robert from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out
of a tree and misplaced his hip.*

*6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.*

*7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was
hurt in the growing part.*

*8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by
very close veins.*

*9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.*

*10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.*

*11. Pleaseexcuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea
direathe-- the shits. *

*12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and
his boots leak.*

*13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.*

*14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. *

*15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i
don't know what size she wear.*

*16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get
the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought
it was sunday.*

*17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her
funeral.*

*18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a
weekend with the marines. *

*19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and
could not breed well.*

*20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with
gramps.*

*21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.*

*22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.*

*23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever,
sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an
sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't
the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going
around, her father even got hot last night. *

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Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids.*

[DustinsDuster]

#7, #11, #14, and #21 are all my favorites. this is hilarious