derek posing

[derek072887]

well the reason i said i bought it off ebay was because i did use my account to buy the car. just wasn't my money.... but anyway. look online and see how good black wheels on a yellow car look or just look at the pics of the audi....... and black on green is fuckin ugly.... everyone knows it. tonight will not work for me but if it works for others that thats kewl. i may beable to stop by later on in the night. oh and tricky how will your s10 beable to pull lenghts on anything when u can't even get it running?? and i doubt it would pull any lengths on the audi.... seein as how it will have almost 500 hp....... from a dig or a roll. ill race that shitty as s10 with the audi any day...... oh wait thats right i keep forgettin it doesn't run.....

[FiFdYnUtZ]

in all honesty, you shouldnt talk shit with a car that you dont even have back from the "dealership" yet nor have driven it modded, been to the track, etc....wow i hope you guys are proud of a car you bought and had someone else make "fast" so you can go around and flaunt it, COOL DUDE! and just because they say its going to be fast doesnt mean its going to happen ;) just like when you claimed some big shit with your mazda and never made a decent run, you'll never learn...

[Stutz]

Sorry but the s10 does run and drive just running open headers right now tho. Im not talking about your daddys car im talking about yours dumbass, wait you dont even own a car, how pathetic is that?? If you want to get into family members/friends cars i know your daddys dealership 11 second car wouldnt stand a chance. But im not going to let others do my battles for me. YOU DONT HAVE JACK SHIT SO STFU ABOUT YOUR DADDYS CAR. Your a proven liar and you dont even own a car, why dont u just move along and find another site to lie and try to make friends since u cant make any in real life.

[Stutz]

Oops meant to split up more posts into this one and clean up my iowa city/coralville thread. Oh well any bs can stay in here dont clutter up the other thread

[slo4cyl]

well the reason i said i bought it off ebay was because i did use my account to buy the car. just wasn't my money.... but anyway. look online and see how good black wheels on a yellow car look or just look at the pics of the audi....... and black on green is fuckin ugly.... everyone knows it. tonight will not work for me but if it works for others that thats kewl. i may beable to stop by later on in the night. oh and tricky how will your s10 beable to pull lenghts on anything when u can't even get it running?? and i doubt it would pull any lengths on the audi.... seein as how it will have almost 500 hp....... from a dig or a roll. ill race that shitty as s10 with the audi any day...... oh wait thats right i keep forgettin it doesn't run.....

what about racing a shitty ass, old ass, 4 cylinder car?

[krustindumm]

Black wheels have been out since 2005. Black wheels on a yellow car, is almost the least imaginative combination available. Pretty ugly too, because the two colors are NOT complimentary. While you have not posted pictures of 'your' audi, without even seeing it I can assure you, it does not look as nice as you think it does. Most likely, it does not resemble 'nice' at all.

[Domestic Disturbance]

I think black is one of the few colors you can put with yellow and look good. Anything else would just look tacky. Maybe blue or purple would compliment it well, but still tacky IMO.

[Drifte]

theirs always:
Silver, Chrome, polished aluminum, gunmetal, etc.

Theirs also the option of not buying a car with the faded yellow shade.

[JustinS]

I found a photo of the infamous Audi.

http://i379.photobucket.com/albums/oo239/sbrar-15/510556925_a7d9380e28.jpg

[derek072887]

theirs always:
Silver, Chrome, polished aluminum, gunmetal, etc.

Theirs also the option of not buying a car with the faded yellow shade.

personally chrome, polished aluminum and silver would look horrible.... gunmetal may be nice but i do also think that black is the only color that look right with yellow... oh and the paint is not faded at all

[derek072887]

Black wheels have been out since 2005. Black wheels on a yellow car, is almost the least imaginative combination available. Pretty ugly too, because the two colors are NOT complimentary. While you have not posted pictures of 'your' audi, without even seeing it I can assure you, it does not look as nice as you think it does. Most likely, it does not resemble 'nice' at all.

oh and there are pics of the audi on here.... look harder....

[JustinS]

theirs always:
Silver, Chrome, polished aluminum, gunmetal, etc.

Theirs also the option of not buying a car with the faded yellow shade.

personally chrome, polished aluminum and silver would look horrible.... gunmetal may be nice but i do also think that black is the only color that look right with yellow... oh and the paint is not faded at all
faded yellow shade means light yellow, not that the paint is faded.

[lil krumm]

theirs always:
Silver, Chrome, polished aluminum, gunmetal, etc.

Theirs also the option of not buying a car with the faded yellow shade.

personally chrome, polished aluminum and silver would look horrible.... gunmetal may be nice but i do also think that black is the only color that look right with yellow... oh and the paint is not faded at all


yea but no one cares about your opinion cause its wrong.

[krustindumm]

yea but no one cares about your opinion cause its wrong.


and...the student...becomes...the master.

[derek072887]

im pretty sure mine and my step dads opinion are the only ones that matter when it comes to this car.... oh and is that the same truck i saw you puttin brakes on in your garage? cause if so y the hell are you puttin a lift on a 2 wheel drive truck? waste of money!! and makes you look stupid as hell

[JustinS]

im pretty sure mine and my step dads opinion are the only ones that matter when it comes to this car.... oh and is that the same truck i saw you puttin brakes on in your garage? cause if so y the hell are you puttin a lift on a 2 wheel drive truck? waste of money!! and makes you look stupid as hell
Jokes on you buddy, jokes on you.

[derek072887]

i hope you know that was not directed towards you in anyway.... that was for lil krumm....

[Drifte]

Examples:
http://www.autocult.com.au/img/gallery/full/nickop228.jpg
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1944/599gtbyy1lo4.jpg
http://www.autolookfinecars.com/images/car%20photos/LAM/04%20Lambo%20Yellow.jpg
http://www.internationaladvertiser.com/uploadedimages/5065529yellow-car-body.jpg

More when I return from class...yey.

[JustinS]

i hope you know that was not directed towards you in anyway.... that was for lil krumm....
Jokes on you because his sig is photoshopped.

[Drifte]

Makes just as much sense to lower a truck as it does to raise it. If it wasnt lifted i would have gotten it stuck in the field last weekend anyway.

Sig is photo shopped; but the truck does have a lift on it now.
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k27/drifte/smokedclearcorners.jpg?t=1228238118
my lowered 4x4.

[lil krumm]

lifting a 2wd makes perfect sense. i got the ground clearance i need to go out in the fields, but i still get good gas mileage unlike a 4x4.

talking shit to people about how fast your step-dads car is retarded. its not even your car so how can you run your mouth about it? seriously no one here cares about that, you would get more respect if you talked about your car. no matter how shitty it is. to me your just another mufflover.

[FiFdYnUtZ]

i agree^ i dont see lifting a 2wd truck as stupid, it looks good and is functional for him, whats wrong with that? its no different then putting bigger wheels on an suv or something, yeah its a 4x4 offroad vehicle but people put big expensive street wheels on them because they dont go mudding all the time and like the look..

grow up you little f*ck bag and try to have something good to say for once before you get shit canned on here just like you have every other local website...

[Drifte]

should just have him limited to replying in the trash section. Maybe I am implying something.
Maybe...I already said it in another thread so worthy of Derek; it was deleted entirely.

[slo4cyl]

about racing the old ass, slow ass 4 cylinder this spring/summer... still no answer

[derek072887]

you know everything that is done to the audi... and what an audi with the same mods has been known to run but i have no idea what is done to your car....

[lil krumm]

you know everything that is done to the audi... and what an audi with the same mods has been known to run but i have no idea what is done to your car....

why does it matter whats done to HIS car? afraid he's going to beat you in your STEP-DAD'S car?

[derek072887]

well to determine whether or not i want to race him i would like to know what is done to his car.... wouldn't you wanna know what is done to another truck before it ran your pos over?

[FiFdYnUtZ]

maybe your step dad should just get a screen name so we can ask HIM if we can race HIS car...wanna race my moms grand prix? or what about my friends gtp, its just a little black grocery getter ;)

yeah that sounds like a good idea, none of us should want to race him with our own cars, lets just start calling him out with other peoples cars!

[slo4cyl]

you know everything that is done to the audi... and what an audi with the same mods has been known to run but i have no idea what is done to your car....

i know everything done to your audi? you talkin about all that stage 3 jumbo in your sig?? well my car is mostly stage 3 if your really interested in racing me... i've posted lots of shit up about my car go search for it if you want...

[derek072887]

why would i waste my time lookin for it... ur the one that wants the race.... oh just to clarify what stage 3 is since none of you know much about audi's... all it really is, is OEM RS4 turbo's, OEM RS4 fuel stuff (injectors, pump) RS4 intake stuff.. but this one has a few other things.. like the stuff in the sig.. but thats still not everything i guess... but nothing else adds power just helps get it to the ground...

[Drifte]

Stage 3 air filter.
Stage 3 oil.
stage 3 seat belts.

Its legit homey. Run em'

[derek072887]

maybe your step dad should just get a screen name so we can ask HIM if we can race HIS car...wanna race my moms grand prix? or what about my friends gtp, its just a little black grocery getter ;)

yeah that sounds like a good idea, none of us should want to race him with our own cars, lets just start calling him out with other peoples cars!

i would be the one driving the car douche bag.... not my step dad.... and you say little grocery gettin like i don't know what a L67 is capable of... i did build the motor in my old bonnie... so i do know just alittle bit about them... u ever built a motor by chance? didn't think so....

[slo4cyl]

why would i waste my time lookin for it... ur the one that wants the race.... oh just to clarify what stage 3 is since none of you know much about audi's... all it really is, is OEM RS4 turbo's, OEM RS4 fuel stuff (injectors, pump) RS4 intake stuff.. but this one has a few other things.. like the stuff in the sig.. but thats still not everything i guess... but nothing else adds power just helps get it to the ground...

your the one who asked what was done to my car... i really could care less whats done to whosever audi were talkin about here.

[derek072887]

you wanted the race you provide the info...

[Drifte]

why would i waste my time lookin for it...

I gave you the specs already.



oh just to clarify what stage 3 is since none of you know much about audi's... all it really is, is OEM RS4 turbo's, OEM RS4 fuel stuff (injectors, pump) RS4 intake stuff..


really. stage 3 is oem parts from another audi...that must be sick. :banghead:

[Drifte]

slo4cyl. Lets see some vids of your car...or another dsm with STAGE 3 hardcore modifications.

[derek072887]

yes stage 3 is oem parts from another audi... crazy how that works huh? should be almost 500wtq and like 485whp.... crazy how oem parts do that.... oh and since it was all installed at the dealer and it is mostly oem parts there is a warranty on all the work they did except the clutch and flywheel.... damn sounds like an awesome deal to me...

[slo4cyl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY-UlLlK1Vo

[Drifte]

ah, I miss that sound. Going to get the Talon out tomorrow and cruise around after class.

Reminds me, I should talk to little about his S4.

[derek072887]

talk to who about his S4? were you talkin to me or just talkin like usual? oh and if you can race that car from a dig slo4cyl ill give it a run.... ull probably miss a shift again though...

[slo4cyl]

yeah it has been too long since i have heard that sound...

[Drifte]

Dude, slo; remember that time we hustled those Bosnians! I guess our cars look really slow haha.

Man we have to get that vid up, im the vid car following and you guys take off, your shit flies sideways and and the kid gives up in like 50 feet.

Hahaha, and his gf wanted you and your car. damn

[slo4cyl]

Dude, slo; remember that time we hustled those Bosnians! I guess our cars look really slow haha.

Man we have to get that vid up, im the vid car following and you guys take off, your shit flies sideways and and the kid gives up in like 50 feet.

Hahaha, and his gf wanted you and your car. damn

lol yeah that was a good night... ill try and get that vid to another computer since my disk drive is being retarted...

[FiFdYnUtZ]

look out guys! we have a pro driver and engine builder on our hands!

btw derek, about building motors, i have done everything to all of my cars, and irc the audi went to the dealership when claimed you were doing all the work, does that consist of you driving it there or what? lmao get your junk ready because your the first person im coming to embarass when its dry bitch...

and last time i checked the bonneville was a fucking slow ass turd, nice engine build bro!

[Drifte]

I'd get some vids of my car, but it only makes maybe like 300hp ya know. I guess I could bench race it with 500hp though.

[derek072887]

all it had done was rods, crank, and pistons... i wasn't even runnin higher boost till i sold the car lol.... and yea you have done everything to your cars... ever built a motor? and i never said i was a pro driver..... where do you get that from.. i just said id be the one driving the car not him.... dumb ass

[Drifte]

One time I drove my moms car.

[derek072887]

One time I drove my moms car.

oh cute.....

[Drifte]

Yea, I told people it was mine for a while. Its fast too. makes about 600hp. They dont really let me even drive it, i just pose in front of it. ya know, but I drove it. Raced it too. Has some good mods. Installed a brand new crank and bearings with low tolerances, lets it float around.

[JustinS]

talk to who about his S4? were you talkin to me or just talkin like usual? oh and if you can race that car from a dig slo4cyl ill give it a run.... ull probably miss a shift again though...
Lets see some of your driving.

[derek072887]

funny thing is... im not lieing about how much power the car is capable of...

[Drifte]

capable of...or makes? What did it make on the dyno?

[derek072887]

i said the mods should put it around 500wtq and 485hp... but yours made around 300 right? or were you just going by what other cars with the same mods made?

[JustinS]

I put down 110, lets run 'em.

[Drifte]

well, my stage 1 intake. and oem mitsubishi turbo, i should net 400hp. But im making conservative guestimates. Ya know comparing it to other cars...just like you.

[derek072887]

thats not what you said before you said you make around 300hp... not i think i make, or it should make.....

[Drifte]

so far everything I have said was in mockery of you. Little sarcasm as well. Why would I care to tell you about my car when you don't even have one yourself?

[derek072887]

hahahaha y do you even bother writing back when you dislike me soo much and think im soooo dumb... if you ask me it makes you look kinda dumb...

[JustinS]

...because you type...like a prebuscent girl...ok?

[derek072887]

was my comment directed to you fag boy? why are you gonna jump in someone elses convo... i have never talked to you on here or face to face before.... why the hell are you stickin your big ass nose in here....

[Drifte]

Oh hey Justin long time no see. Whats been goin on? Havent seen you since we worked at Sears!

[Stro]

One time I drove my moms car.

Hahahaa. Wow, did she know you took it out?

[JustinS]

was my comment directed to you fag boy? why are you gonna jump in someone elses convo... i have never talked to you on here or face to face before.... why the hell are you stickin your big ass nose in here....
To ruffle your feathers of course.

[FiFdYnUtZ]

lol if i took what everyone said my mods would add for horsepower to my car realisically i would be putting 500hp down too lmao...welcome to the real world, you barely beat a barely 12 second vette with a "should be" car...

[JustinS]

Oh hey Justin long time no see. Whats been goin on? Havent seen you since we worked at Sears!
Not much my man, still in school at ISU counting the days till I graduate. I should look you up some time, I'm in CF almost every other weekend visiting my girlfriend. What have you been up to?

[Drifte]

^ No way!? I graduate Dec. 20th from UNI, other than that can't say I've done a whole lot. I need to remember to visit Sears sometime and say hello to everyone.

[Ricky]

i said the mods should put it around 500wtq and 485hp... but yours made around 300 right? or were you just going by what other cars with the same mods made?

i have heard this saying before and I belive it applys here "just cuz your hung like a porn star doesn't mean u can do porn." meanning that just cuz cars with the same mode have done fancy stuff doesn't mean u or step dad scooters car can.

[lil krumm]

this thread is awesome. he doesn't even realize everyone is making fun of him.

[FiFdYnUtZ]

god i wish iawbody.com wasnt down or i would show you guys how rediculous his posts were over there, and when he was claiming the audi was his....comedy...also there was a time when he was bragging up his buddies mazda speed6 that was supposedly "japanese spec" that had 450awhp outta the box...LMAO i really hope the site comes back soon!

[Drifte]

^ that sounds like a good read. Let us know when its back.

[Ricky]

Kinda makes me want a mazes 6 jap spec.... That or the 653hp VW Rabbit... Of course that's a euro spec one...

[FiFdYnUtZ]

hwahaha

[slo4cyl]

talk to who about his S4? were you talkin to me or just talkin like usual? oh and if you can race that car from a dig slo4cyl ill give it a run.... ull probably miss a shift again though...

yeah i can race my car from a dig... if you want to try your luck hoping for me to miss a shift and be able to pass me lets lock something in

[Ricky]

talk to who about his S4? were you talkin to me or just talkin like usual? oh and if you can race that car from a dig slo4cyl ill give it a run.... ull probably miss a shift again though...

yeah i can race my car from a dig... if you want to try your luck hoping for me to miss a shift and be able to pass me lets lock something in


stuff like this gets me going! I would love to see this race and derek crying at the end..... but we all know that derek will never do anything like this and he will never race anyone on IAF because "made up" cars are so much easier to beat.

BTW derek he never "missed" 4th it just locked him out of gear. And he wont need 4th for you so dont worry.

[Drifte]

^new trans now anyway.

Everyone remember that scene in Fast and furious where the goofy bastard with ADD in the Jetta loses and runs away.

I imagine it would be like that.

[TbTalon94]

^new trans now anyway.

Everyone remember that scene in Fast and furious where the goofy bastard with ADD in the Jetta loses and runs away.

I imagine it would be like that.

Oh Oh so can we get an in-car video of Slo4 letting Derek get the jump then say "too soon junior" as he flys by him???!!?? Please?

[Drifte]

ofcourse, and I'll be the camera car that drives beside the whole race haha.

derek, our little ad hominem...if you can even call someone that without being a hypocrite.

[derek072887]

stuff like this gets me going! I would love to see this race and derek crying at the end..... but we all know that derek will never do anything like this and he will never race anyone on IAF because "made up" cars are so much easier to beat.

BTW derek he never "missed" 4th it just locked him out of gear. And he wont need 4th for you so dont worry.

so the s4 doesn't exist? ummm have you seen the pics that have been posted of the car?.... hmmm smart comment

[lil krumm]

i can post a picture of a S4 and say its in my garage too...

[lil krumm]

heres my s4, its got stage 7 upgrades and its faster than a fighter jet. wanna race?

http://wheelsgallery.com/files/gallery/43_132.png

[derek072887]

im standing next to the fuckin car in my pics dumbass

[Drifte]

stuff like this gets me going! I would love to see this race and derek crying at the end..... but we all know that derek will never do anything like this and he will never race anyone on IAF because "made up" cars are so much easier to beat.

BTW derek he never "missed" 4th it just locked him out of gear. And he wont need 4th for you so dont worry.

so the s4 doesn't exist? ummm have you seen the pics that have been posted of the car?.... hmmm smart comment

if you could get an up to date photo of you driving the car or atleast with it, maybe even an engine shot. We may believe you that you have some connection with the car.

ya we saw the other pics, link them here if you like. Then others who didnt can see it too.

[derek072887]

those pics were takin like april but you want more? i can deff get you more this weekend sometime... that won't be hard at all

[Deathinnovember]

My Mom's Subaru Outback L.L. Bean edition is pretty fast, it has a V6 and AWD, a lot of people mistake it for a STi. I beat a Mercedes SLR Mclaren from a 60-220mph roll, he claims to be a 8 second car but that's impossible, The Outback atleast runs a mid 8 second, thank god for 127mm quad turbos with forged internals and a 300 direct shot of Nitrious.

[NewSpeedSteed]

Not really related to the topic but I was wondering if you have an uncle with a built Chevelle SS because....

[derek072887]

ok......... everything ive "claimed" is true and totally possible unlike what you just said......

[Deathinnovember]

ok......... everything ive "claimed" is true and totally possible unlike what you just said......

Well how about this big guy, I actually have a mid-low 12 second Corvette. If you beat that Corvette like you said you did, you should have no problem with mine. So how about in the spring when I take my car out of storage we run them? If can be from a dig, a roll, I don't care.

That way you can either prove everyone wrong or right, I'm thinking the ladder.

[derek072887]

done deal.... obviously you STILL have not watched the video's of stage 3 mods killin vette's just like yours!! hahaha lets do it, im totally down for that race so i can show you what is up...

[Drifte]

those pics were takin like april but you want more? i can deff get you more this weekend sometime... that won't be hard at all
That'd be fantastic. Get some nice engine bay shots too.

[Deathinnovember]

done deal.... obviously you STILL have not watched the video's of stage 3 mods killin vette's just like yours!! hahaha lets do it, im totally down for that race so i can show you what is up...

If I win can I get a bag Skittles and a Box of Wheat Thins? I love those things.

[Stro]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/319047856_dbf1ef3e92.jpg

Seriously, I love the entertainment I get here.

[Drifte]

http://www.motifake.com/motivational_posters/cf86f533da.jpg
http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/cluelessness.jpg
http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/delusions.jpg
http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/doubt.jpg

[derek072887]

engine bay shots? its all oem parts(not stock for the smart ass')... the only visual difference is the evolution motorsports intake.... but if you want pics of the bay you will get them

[derek072887]

done deal.... obviously you STILL have not watched the video's of stage 3 mods killin vette's just like yours!! hahaha lets do it, im totally down for that race so i can show you what is up...

If I win can I get a bag Skittles and a Box of Wheat Thins? I love those things.

sure but if i win i want a case of dr. pepper... k?

[SaNdMaNsSi]

I can imagine him begging his parents to let him "borrow the car to go to the store" and then hurry up to make the race. "Come on guys, before they know its gone out of the garage!"

Probably also has to wait until the weekend to get pictures next to it.

"Hurry, mom's at church-take the picture!"

[derek072887]

I can imagine him begging his parents to let him "borrow the car to go to the store" and then hurry up to make the race. "Come on guys, before they know its gone out of the garage!"

Probably also has to wait until the weekend to get pictures next to it.

"Hurry, mom's at church-take the picture!"

lol your funny... i can take the car out anytime i want... but i don't live with them and i don't go over there all the time... i will be going there this weekend so i will get pics then... and im pretty sure ill have them sat not sunday douche.....

[Drifte]

^ At this point I assume we all think those same things and have just stopped saying it haha. But continue, as its always fun to hear.



engine bay shots? its all oem parts(not stock for the smart ass')... the only visual difference is the evolution motorsports intake.... but if you want pics of the bay you will get them

Mines all oem except for the intake too.

[SaNdMaNsSi]

I may be a douche, but at least I own my own vehicles. If that makes me a douche, I am douche-o-rific.

Do you realize everyone on this site hates you? Not to mention you are trying to talk everyone down like you're a tough guy- You're not. You wouldnt want anyone on here recognizing you in public. Grow up. Toughen up. Then come back for more.

[Drifte]

Kid apparently knows me and where my parents live. I like the "poser" tag sandman...I don't know why I didnt think of that.

[Drifte]

im standing next to the fuckin car in my pics dumbass
"One thing everyone happens to knows is, its not how ya stand by your car..."


http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/the%20audi/Prom046.jpg
For clarification, which one are you?

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/the%20audi/Prom101.jpg
that sporty wood trim

[derek072887]

yea nice wood trim... wish you could afford a sporty classy fast car? your stuck with a piece of shit dsm that will break atleast 5 times next year.... hahahahahahahahaha gain some respect for class fag!

[Drifte]

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k27/drifte/Untitled-1.jpg

[JustinS]

wish you could afford a sporty classy fast car?
Seems to me you are the one who wishes he could afford a "nice" car. Come back and talk shit when you have something of your own.

[derek072887]

thats cute drifte.....

[Drifte]

yea nice wood trim... wish you could afford a sporty classy fast car? your stuck with a piece of shit dsm that will break atleast 5 times next year.... hahahahahahahahaha gain some respect for class fag!
hasnt broken even once. Preventative maintenance and OCD keep me pretty busy with it. And I'm glad you like it.

[derek072887]

yea always workin on your car... can't get it right can ya... sounds like a bad mechanic....

[JustinS]

sounds like you know nothing about actually working on cars, and only know how to pussy foot your dad's car.

have you ever actually worked on a car? My prediction: you stand in the corner of the garage and are a tool bitch because you don't know your head from your ass. sound right?

[derek072887]

hahaha im an ASE certified mechanic bitch.... can you say that? didn't think so.... someone else built your engine...

[JustinS]

what engine are you speaking of, sir douche?

[derek072887]

my bad your just as gay and sandmansi... thought i was talking to him... sorry i got u 2 confused...

[JustinS]

keep your shit straight son.

[derek072887]

shit noone can come up with any good come backs any more.... drifte you are the man... you say something and everyone else plays off of it.... noone can come up with their own shit...

[JustinS]

what, if anything, have you built or modded.

[derek072887]

built the motor in my old bonneville.. (sse supercharged) with forged pistons, rods and crank, fabbed a custom "big" turbo kit for my 1989 mazda mx6 gt... and worked on many of my friends cars.... can you compare? ever built a motor? ever fabbed any thing? ever picked up a wrench in your life?

[DustinsDuster]

so you're telling us with all the builds under your belt, you never took any pics of any of them? you never took any of them to the track? you never got a single vid of any of them racing anything?

Ave-talkers....

[SaNdMaNsSi]

Whenever I look at that pic I laugh so hard. Who would've thought the day would come when a walking nubby penis would run his mouth like he has a clue.

[SaNdMaNsSi]

Hey little scrote, I have actually built my own motor- on more than one occassion. But no one can do their own MACHINE WORK you homo. When you've even taken your own valve cover off you can speak again. I'm on a whole different level from you son, keep dreaming.

[TbTalon94]

built the motor in my old bonneville.. (sse supercharged) with forged pistons, rods and crank, fabbed a custom "big" turbo kit for my 1989 mazda mx6 gt... and worked on many of my friends cars.... can you compare? ever built a motor? ever fabbed any thing? ever picked up a wrench in your life?

You probably shouldn't try to bring that to this site. There are MANY, and i mean MANY that have built/fabed everything on their car and have PROOF of it. You should just stop now while your behind. Seriously.

[JustinS]

built the motor in my old bonneville.. (sse supercharged) with forged pistons, rods and crank, fabbed a custom "big" turbo kit for my 1989 mazda mx6 gt... and worked on many of my friends cars.... can you compare? ever built a motor? ever fabbed any thing? ever picked up a wrench in your life?
I've got nothing to prove, you on the other hand have this whole car community hating your guts. You may want to prove something before you go spouting your mouth off again. :yawinkle:

[SaNdMaNsSi]

He probably borrowed his comebacks too.

[FiFdYnUtZ]

hey derek, your girlfriend been acting secretive lately? remember when she showed almost the whole iawbody.com her tits? ever think she might be cheating on you for someone who has their own vehicle and is less of a dick farm dunn?


and you should pray to god iawbody doesnt come back because im gunna show these guys some interesting threads about your mazda "build" and some of the shit that polished the street with your ass in your homo bonneville...

[FiFdYnUtZ]

and ASE certified eh? WOW!!!! your like every other friendless high school ricer who grows up, goes to uti, and figures out how to navigate a test form!

[slo4cyl]

and ASE certified eh? WOW!!!! your like every other friendless high school ricer who grows up, goes to uti, and figures out how to navigate a test form!


what are you talking about UTI is the shit yo! they teach you everything! :rolleyes: RTFOL

[FiFdYnUtZ]

awwww heeellls yeah dogg!

[slo4cyl]

im standing next to the fuckin car in my pics dumbass

its not how u stand by your car... its how you race your car! better learn that :biggrin:

[Ricky]

^ At this point I assume we all think those same things and have just stopped saying it haha. But continue, as its always fun to hear.



engine bay shots? its all oem parts(not stock for the smart ass')... the only visual difference is the evolution motorsports intake.... but if you want pics of the bay you will get them

Mines all oem except for the intake too.


Shit my intake IS oem... my exhuast isnt... crap im always on the wrong end :(

and i wasnt saying the car is made up.... only about 90% of it..

[SaNdMaNsSi]

You guys might as well wait to trash on him. His mom won't be picking him up from the babysitter's until 5pm.

[FiFdYnUtZ]

nice sig sandman, i like that! lol

[derek072887]

lol never went to uti.... i had 2 years experience in a shop straight outta high school then went to take the test.... i never did any schooling for mechanics.... and she never showed anyone of you her tits... LIER

[derek072887]

nice sig sandman, i like that! lol

oh fiddy always bein a follower..... hahahaha fuckin loser! can't come up with anything original....

[slo4cyl]

i had 2 years experience in a shop straight outta high school then went to take the test

which one? brakes? AC?

[Drifte]

i had 2 years experience in a shop straight outta high school then went to take the test

which one? brakes? AC?

He took the stage 3 test...

[derek072887]

everything but AC and transmissions...

[NewSpeedSteed]

lol never went to uti.... i had 2 years experience in a shop straight outta high school then went to take the test.... i never did any schooling for mechanics.... and she never showed anyone of you her tits... LIER


LOL I'm sorry man... I don't mean to bust your balls or anything but why did you add the last part in?
I'm just wondering why you believed someone about your g/f or w/e she is showing people her tits- I mean really.

[derek072887]

well we were all hangin out as a forum dinner thing, then went back to nick's house to chill and have a few drinks and they tried to get my GF to show everyone her tits... and it never happened

[Drifte]

or did it....

[derek072887]

dont' matter you weren't there...

[Drifte]

i saw her sausage nipples on a-cups.

[SaNdMaNsSi]

Butterface couldnt pay ME to see those things.

[DustinsDuster]

hey derek, your girlfriend been acting secretive lately? remember when she showed almost the whole iawbody.com her tits? ever think she might be cheating on you for someone who has their own vehicle and is less of a dick farm dunn?


and you should pray to god iawbody doesnt come back because im gunna show these guys some interesting threads about your mazda "build" and some of the shit that polished the street with your ass in your homo bonneville...

dont you dare tarnish Dunn's name by attributing this toolbox to him. Random Hero FTW

[FiFdYnUtZ]

lol i'll definitely be a follower when it comes to bashing your ass...i think you would be the follower being that you are running around with someone elses cock in your mouth about THEIR car...get a life..

[derek072887]

A few of pic's of the audi and some of the parts that were installed....
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/DSC00805.jpg
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/DSC00806.jpg
apr bi-pipe^
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/DSC00808.jpg
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/DSC00811.jpg
apr downpipes^
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/DSC00813.jpg
high flow cats^
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/DSC00814.jpg
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/DSC00815.jpg
flywheel^
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/DSC00816.jpg
stage 3 clutch
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/DSC00804.jpg
apr snub mount^

more in a couple minutes photobucket is bein slow..

[derek072887]

more
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/IMG_0766.jpg
guage cluster^
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/IMG_0767.jpg
deck^
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/IMG_0768.jpg
center consoule^
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/IMG_0769.jpg
Boost guage^
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/IMG_0771.jpg
mileage^
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/IMG_0772.jpg
RS4 Y-pipe
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/IMG_0773.jpg
passenger side^
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/IMG_0774.jpg
intake^
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/IMG_0775.jpg
plastic piece moved to show filter better^
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/IMG_0776.jpg
Bi-pipe and diverter valves
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/IMG_0777.jpg
5valves/cylinder... how many you got?^
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/the%20audi/Prom100.jpg
sub^
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/the%20audi/Prom099.jpg
sub and hidden amp^ at night there is a yellow LED that lights up the amp when you remove the cover
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/the%20audi/Prom093.jpg
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/the%20audi/Prom090.jpg
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/derek072887/the%20audi/Prom089.jpg
car shots taken awhile ago... already posted in the member rides section but thought i might as well repost them.. yes ik its dirty whoopie...

[FiFdYnUtZ]

10's here you come! ..as for your 5 valves...i only have 2, wanna race?

[derek072887]

dude quit talking... drifte wanted pics there they are...

[FiFdYnUtZ]

oh boy, im just getting started punk ass....im just ready for iawbody to come back so these guys can see the root of your retardation...although i dont think they need to, they already think your a mindless douche

[Stro]

Drifte was just looking over my shoulder here while i was looking through your pics...... haha, can't wait.

[Ricky]

quoted by my girlfriend.... "why would would you want that, its yellow and its an Audi... what a piece of shit"

[SaNdMaNsSi]

Ahahaha. In another thread you were talking about "your" audio setup- My head unit cost twice what that entire system did. Not to mention- STOP POSTING ON A CAR FORUM ABOUT A CAR THAT YOU DON'T OWN. Good god.

[Drifte]

dude quit talking... drifte wanted pics there they are...

now I want a sandwich. And a picture of your sweet ass drivin the audi.

[derek072887]

Ahahaha. In another thread you were talking about "your" audio setup- My head unit cost twice what that entire system did. Not to mention- STOP POSTING ON A CAR FORUM ABOUT A CAR THAT YOU DON'T OWN. Good god.

so you paid like 12 grand for your head unit..... sounds like your the stupid one.... oh and i was asked to post these pics up by drifte... so blame him for me postin these up faggit

[derek072887]

dude quit talking... drifte wanted pics there they are...

now I want a sandwich. And a picture of your sweet ass with drivin the audi.

cars in storage i just went down there to snap these pics to make you happy... ull have to wait till next year to see a pic of me driving it

[derek072887]

Drifte was just looking over my shoulder here while i was looking through your pics...... haha, can't wait.

lookin over your shoulder? while he was railin you in the ass? same to you ricky... was your gf lookin over your shoulder while "tappin dat azz"? fuckin fags on this site...... and obviously your gf doesn't know what a nice, classy, luxurious car is...

[Stro]

Drifte was just looking over my shoulder here while i was looking through your pics...... haha, can't wait.

lookin over your shoulder? while he was railin you in the ass? same to you ricky... was your gf lookin over your shoulder while "tappin dat azz"? fuckin fags on this site...... and obviously your gf doesn't know what a nice, classy, luxurious car is...

Wow, seriously?

Ok Derek, I think your going a little overboard here. I have yet to make ANY comments about your OR the vehicle that is the topic of debate here. Yet I'm now the target of such negative comments. This is not the way to participate in a social forum.

Take a step back and look at this for a moment. You come into a forum and behaved like a spoiled little child and insulting members with years of experience and expertise, all of whom you should be taking constructive criticism from. If you want to be mature about this, I could accept an apology from you?... If you want to take the high road that is.

[Drifte]

I'd blame his parents. Im sure he does...
Just realized also. This kid was born almost exactly a year after "ricky".

[SaNdMaNsSi]

Really? You think that system is worth anything more than 300 bucks? You'd be wrong. And if the REAL owner of the car paid anymore than that, the guy that took his ass laughed all the way to the bank.

[SaNdMaNsSi]

Well it looks like all of our comments tonight reveal our sexual orientation. That is quite a feat coming from a kid with zero psychological testing experience, so bravo to you! Don't go telling us that we don't "know a luxury car." That car was luxury back in 2000. Now its just a grocery getter for just about any college student with good credit.

[derek072887]

and i assume that is why you have a civic.... cause its a grocery getter for college students with NO cedit.... hahahaha

stro you will not be receiving any type of apology from me....

back to sandmanssi... the deck alone was almost a grand... and it has 2 amps the sub 6 speakers 2 tweeters.... worth wayyyy more than 300 buddy... and if your deck is so nice lets see a pic of it....
oh and that car is stil very luxurious, your car will never be twice as luxurious as the audi.... oh wait it is a civic after all.... how tall is your wing by the way? 1 foot, 2 feet? hahahahaha god your a fuckin faggit...

[SaNdMaNsSi]

Spoken like someone who has not the slightest clue about any of my cars. Yes, I must be homosexual because I own a civic. But if I'm a homo that owns a car, what does that make you?

The deck is definitely not worth 1k. The "6 speakers and 2 tweeters" can be found on ebay special for about 100. I wont even bother with the sub and amps.

Really? You go straight for the wing? I wont even bother explaining how much work and money is into my car. Anyone who has seen it would know your comments arent worth a grain of salt. Unlike you I actually chose the civic to build because of tools like you that think that just because its a civic its slow. Its not.

...And once again when you have no argument you have to go back to claiming you know my sexual orientation. Great fallback. But don't you think its pretty sad that a flaming homosexual as myself has nicer vehicles and knows so much more about anything automotive related than you?

Keep representin' someone else's purchases. I decided that this Christmas I'm going to take pictures of other people's gifts for their families and give them to you. It should be no different to you than how much you own someone else's car, so I expect tears on Christmas morning.

The civic was never meant to be luxurious. But once again, if you knew me, you'd know that my DD is quite a bit more luxurious than any 2000 audi. By far. Maybe I should find a chick and stand next to it. The only difference is I could also hold the title up with my name on it.

Also, if you are going to battle wits with me, try to be original. "A grocery getter for college students with NO credit..." Wow....you took what I already said and re-stated it back to me- Your insults cut like a knife!

[SaNdMaNsSi]

So you go ahead and keep running your mouth like you mean something and I'll keep chalking up your pent up frustration on this board to the fact that your balls haven't dropped yet.

[derek072887]

Spoken like someone who has not the slightest clue about any of my cars. Yes, I must be homosexual because I own a civic. But if I'm a homo that owns a car, what does that make you?

The deck is definitely not worth 1k. The "6 speakers and 2 tweeters" can be found on ebay special for about 100. I wont even bother with the sub and amps.

Really? You go straight for the wing? I wont even bother explaining how much work and money is into my car. Anyone who has seen it would know your comments arent worth a grain of salt. Unlike you I actually chose the civic to build because of tools like you that think that just because its a civic its slow. Its not.

...And once again when you have no argument you have to go back to claiming you know my sexual orientation. Great fallback. But don't you think its pretty sad that a flaming homosexual as myself has nicer vehicles and knows so much more about anything automotive related than you?

Keep representin' someone else's purchases. I decided that this Christmas I'm going to take pictures of other people's gifts for their families and give them to you. It should be no different to you than how much you own someone else's car, so I expect tears on Christmas morning.

The civic was never meant to be luxurious. But once again, if you knew me, you'd know that my DD is quite a bit more luxurious than any 2000 audi. By far. Maybe I should find a chick and stand next to it. The only difference is I could also hold the title up with my name on it.

Also, if you are going to battle wits with me, try to be original. "A grocery getter for college students with NO credit..." Wow....you took what I already said and re-stated it back to me- Your insults cut like a knife!

ok your daily driver is niceer than the audi... well may i remind you that this is not a daily driver either... and if you think about it for a second.. if he has this for a weekend/race car what does he drive everyday.... bet youd like to know... maybe lexus... maybe mercedes.... maybe another audi.... who knows.... you don't thats for sure.. and don't try to act like you have more money or nicer things... trust me you don't

this is the 2009 version of the deck in the audi... the one in the audi is the 2008 version...
http://www.crutchfield.com/p_130AVICZ3/ ... tml?tp=526 (http://www.crutchfield.com/p_130AVICZ3/Pioneer-AVIC-Z3.html?tp=526)
yeah thats 1800 bitch

http://www.crutchfield.com/p_065SX65/Bo ... tml?tp=105 (http://www.crutchfield.com/p_065SX65/Boston-Acoustics-SX65.html?tp=105) rear door speakers also deck speakers
http://www.crutchfield.com/p_065SX50/Bo ... tml?tp=105 (http://www.crutchfield.com/p_065SX50/Boston-Acoustics-SX50.html?tp=105) front door speakers
http://www.crutchfield.com/p_065G21244/ ... tml?tp=111 (http://www.crutchfield.com/p_065G21244/Boston-Acoustics-G212-44-DVC.html?tp=111) subwoofer...
and the 2 amps idk what size they are.. but they are JL which as everyone knows is not a cheap brand but a pretty respected brand...

now you never showed us what kinda deck you have....

[derek072887]

you obviously don't know a damn thing about car audio so PLEASE find something else to bitch about!! Damn buddy! talk about something you know....like vtec or something dude

[Drifte]

thats funny, those components cost half as much as the ones I wang everyday in my old 92 pos. I'm afraid you dont even know anything about car audio. Im not going to say you have to spend thousands to have a good setup, but you sure as hell not to set up some cheap coaxial infinite baffle in a shared trunk with a sub in a generic box...yea that has to sound good. I have seen sandmansi's civic your bashing on...you haven't, had you you would probably stop talking about it.

Lets see your setup already...

[derek072887]

i don't have a "race car" i can't afford to have a fast car cause when i do i get myself into trouble... im already on sr22 so i choose not to own a fast/sporty car.

oh and if you put 400 dollar speakers in your 92 piece of a car then you are a fuckin retard also... damn that is stupid as hell!!

oh and saying i don't know anything about car audio is bull... i didn't put the system in the audi... a shop in town did. so what they put in the car has nothing to do with whether or not ik anything about car audio

[Drifte]

hahaha excuses?!! really?! SO YOU dont have the money for anything, but are here judging us...

You get in trouble? You cant handle responsibility?

"oh and if you put 400 dollar speakers in your 92 piece of a car then you are a fuckin retard also... damn that is stupid as hell!!"

Why? Jealous? You think I pay retail? I have friends in high places, your a joke.

[derek072887]

you have friends in high places? you have friends that steal shit and then sell it to you....
and if i choose to pay outrageous prices for insurance then i could afford a very sporty car... but i don't feel like throwing that money away on insurance... my mommy doesn't pay for my cars/insurance like yours probably does.. i buy all my shit on my own...
y would i be jealous of 400 dollar speakers... when 200 dollar ones sounds just as good to the human ear when set up properly... hahahaha you my friend are the joke lol

[Drifte]

^my insurance is pretty cheap..this is funny how the topic turned around on you. Remember you said i was too poor to afford an audi. And yet here you are telling us you cant afford anything.
My mom, or dad would be happy to pay my cars insurance, or whatever I wanted them to. But I dont want them to. Where would the honor in that be. It'd be like getting on here and talking about someone elses car...
My friends have jobs, or their own companies and can hook me up with great deals. Stealing is wrong.
"would i be jealous of 400 dollar speakers... when 200 dollar ones sounds just as good to the human ear when set up properly... hahahaha you my friend are the joke lol"
Did your moms boyfriend tell you that when his components cost $200? And why would I turn down high end components or any other good quality parts that are at a good price?

I bet you'd hate to hear the savings I manage because I have friends...

[SaNdMaNsSi]

Really? Because you know me? You JUST KNOW that I don't drive anything nicer? You don't know that. I'd be willing to bet that I probably do. And if you want to argue daily driver and money, my non daily driver civic that you rag on like you have a clue easily has more money into it than that audi. Doesn't mean my car is a rocket, just means I like mopping up kids like you who think they have a clue.

[DustinsDuster]

i buy all my shit on my own

funny you worded it like that- because it seems to me that's exactly what you own- shit.

[SaNdMaNsSi]

I'm more than happy to show my deck. Seeing as how you can only get the one I have directly from Japan, I'm not too worried about your comments. There are only 27 people in the US as of last year that have one. I'll take that over your $400 (cough cough 1800) deck anyday.

[Drifte]

Sandmansi came up with this for you. I thought it was pretty good.

[SaNdMaNsSi]

Haha. Ty Drifte.

[NewSpeedSteed]

Sandmansi came up with this for you. I thought it was pretty good.

:bigthumb:
Score; and right click.... save as. LOL

[SaNdMaNsSi]

I hope every car forum starts using that for posers.

[derek072887]

i would like see that deck..... pic of it installed please.... oh and if you dd is better please show a pic of that or u dont have it....

[SaNdMaNsSi]

I'm sure you would, but I'm being lazy and watching tv. I don't really feel like going out to the garage at the moment. And "show a pic or you don't have it.." Really? See, unlike you I'm not a poser. I do actually have vehicles and I do actually have titles for them in my name. And unlike you I don't have to prove myself. People on this board have seen my stuff, I'm not coming on here pretending.

[derek072887]

the funniest thing is i never said i owned the audi and i never said it WOULD run 11's... i havn't claimed anything... you claimed you have a nicer dd than my stepdad.. well what is it? and you claimed you had a 1 in 27 deck and you havn't proved either... show me a pic of you by your car... and a pic of your deck installed in your car.... other wise you don't have either...

[NewSpeedSteed]

My dad can beat up your dad.

[Drifte]

ha^ I remember those days. Im still convinced my dad can beat up everyone I know.

Derek, maybe sandman will show you his dd, if you show yours first?...But you did claim it should run 11's. My car should run 15's, but I'm a conservative bench racer.

[derek072887]

and im an optimistic bench racer.....

[SaNdMaNsSi]

Yeah, youre right. I dont own anything. You got me. Only been on this forum for quite a few years now and only half of cedar rapids has seen my civic, so since I'm not standing next to it- With a picture of the Gazette, a timestamped timecard, 4 witnesses, a police officer, and your grandmother, I must be wrong. Unlike you people know me and know Ive had the same vehicles for quite some time. You on the other hand own nothing and try to play the mystery card like we care. Yes, I took pics of the deck today, but whenever I get around to showing them I will. Actually I typoed, and the last time I checked there were 127, not 27 of my deck in the US. My bad. I drive an 06 Escalade as my DD. Do I have pics standing next to it? No. Why? Because I'm single and can't hold my own camera while taking a pic of myself in front of my cars. But if anyone on this forum would like to come to my home and check every vin code, title, and oil change meter on anything I own I invite you to do so to shut this poser up. You annoy me so much I want to stuff a baby into a garbage disposal.

[SaNdMaNsSi]

And just for good reference, the owner of this website drives by my family's company every day. He has seen my civic there on more than one occassion. Now that he knows what my DD is, he can probably report to you tomorrow that it is in fact mine and is going to be sitting out front in our parking lot. Its white Zac, can't miss it.


NOW DROP DEAD.

[NewSpeedSteed]

And just for good reference, the owner of this website drives by my family's company every day. He has seen my civic there on more than one occassion. Now that he knows what my DD is, he can probably report to you tomorrow that it is in fact mine and is going to be sitting out front in our parking lot. Its white Zac, can't miss it.


NOW DROP DEAD.

I've seen it- I drop off used motor oil by the shop's back doors (where all the old engine blocks and heads are) sometime I'm going to have to hang around long enough to say 'hi' but I'm always busy it seems.

[SaNdMaNsSi]

Feel free to. Most days I'm out in a truck though, so its hit or miss. But if you want to leave that mustang, you could do that too.

On another note I must also say thank you for the oil. That heats the entire place all winter long for nothing....and most days I forget the keys in the ignition....:)

[Stro]

Fuck you derek. I was being a descent human-being. What the fuck is your problem that you can't be polite for 2 seconds?

[lil krumm]

you tell him stro!


oh and next time i have a surplus of used oil ill be bringing it by your shop again sandman. i dont use it to start fires anymore....

[SaNdMaNsSi]

Its not his fault. Someone touched his naughty parts.

[JustinS]

My parentals live less than a mile from sandman's parent's business, and I have a friend that lives a block from where they do. I saw the civic when it was first completed in what, '04? I've also attempted racing it after the turbo went on when i still had my old car. Blew my little auto-x setup out of the water on highway 100 lol. I drive by the business on my way to the gas station when I'm home, that escalade is tits. So fuck you derek, you have NOTHING on any of us.

Hats off to you sir. :bigthumb:

BTW, nice to see you admit you aren't responsible enough to handle a real car and that you are on sr-22. What, did you go to fast in your grocery getter shitbox that you drive because you're a piece of shit?

[Drifte]

^dude it was a Bonneville. Clearly a high performance grocery getter. Must have ran 9's with a stock setup BUT new crank and rods and pistons...

[SaNdMaNsSi]

Holy crap. I was at work all day and came home to only 1 person bashing on Derek? Come on guys, lets keep up the good work! I'll slap everyone's ass if this goes 15 pages.

[FiFdYnUtZ]

you see he had forged internals on it because of the enormous amount of boost he was running that easily pushed him into the 16's...

[DJ0820]

Truly a disgrace to Dereks everywhere

[SaNdMaNsSi]

He hasn't responded in awhile. He must've had to return the computer he borrowed.

[Drifte]

or someone secured their wireless network and now hes sol.

[lil krumm]

OR he's in a corner crying somewhere cause the whole site just destroyed him.

[Drifte]

He's far to dumb to even know we dont like him. Shit, no one wants him around, and yet hes still here.

..maybe he jumped off a tall bridge onto a frozen lake.

[SaNdMaNsSi]

"He's far to dumb to even know we dont like him. Shit, no one wants him around, and yet hes still here.

..maybe he jumped off a tall bridge onto a frozen lake."


Don't worry....his stepdad will let him borrow his burial site.

[derek072887]

god you guys are hilarious!!

[Ricky]

damn.... he's back :(

[FiFdYnUtZ]

lol usually the kid getting made fun of isnt the one laughing...

but then again its hard to make a retard quit laughing..

[derek072887]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha laughing laughing... i must be retarded... the thing i am laughing about is the fact that you guys keep talkin bout me even though i havn't commented lately

[FiFdYnUtZ]

well from all the bs you have spread there is a lot to talk about, with or without you...

[SaNdMaNsSi]

I guess we're just surprised that we called you a poser and tried to leave it at that but it apparently took 10 pages of us proving you're a poser to finally do the trick.

[Drifte]

I'm a little worried he's actually mentally handicapped.

[derek072887]

you havn't proven im a poser at all... i never said the car was mine! hahaha you are all obviously retarded cause you still say that i did but none of you can prove it...

[SaNdMaNsSi]

I believe it has been brought to our attention that you have posed on other forums as if you have ownership of the vehicle. Not to mention coming in here and saying you beat an s2000 and a Corvette (neither of which you actually raced) is posing.

[derek072887]

you can't prove i claimed it was mine and you can't prove i didn't race them.... you can't say i did or did not...

[derek072887]

just to make sure its clear since my last 2 posts said it also YOU CAN NOT PROVE I CLAIMED THE CAR WAS MINE AND YOU CAN NOT PROVE I DID NOT RACE THEM! now if i get bashed for claiming i raced the vette and s2000 with no proof shouldn't fiddy get bashed for claiming i posed on another forum with no proof? thats odd...... hmmmm

i just proved who the retards are... thanks guys!

[SaNdMaNsSi]

All you've proved is that a complete tool can defy the odds and keep returning to a forum that he is definitely not wanted in to talk about a vehicle that is definitely not his in an attempt to get streed credit that he will never have. Anything I've missed?

[derek072887]

im not wanted here cause some bullshit was spread about me by fiddy.... whoopie

[SaNdMaNsSi]

No, you're not wanted here because you run your mouth like you know something when you don't. You should've shut up a long time ago. You also should've been smart enough that no people who really know something about cars are going to be impressed by a newb coming on here with high-hopes claims that can't be backed up and then spending 10 pages mouthing off to some of this forums longest running members. Get a clue.

[slo4cyl]

its all my fault i just suggested a race... my bad lol

[SaNdMaNsSi]

No no, its not your fault. He'll race a corvette, but not your car. I guess that is just his way of showing props to you.

[Stro]

Here's a good example Derek, theres another thread on here about a stolen car. Have ya read up on that at all? People and businesses don't have good ratings when you get over 10 pages of bashing. You have no friends here. You could leave and we'll chat about this for another day or so before it will die off, or you can keep running your mouth and the entertainment will proceed.

[SaNdMaNsSi]

By all means, take option 2.

[FiFdYnUtZ]

what did i spread exactly that no one else couldnt of already assumed? iawbody's server is down, so that handicaps me from putting the last nail in your coffin over here too...

[SaNdMaNsSi]

He is responding anymore because he found the website for the fast and furious trailers and he is checking out all the cars he has raced.

[Ricky]

wow i post then watch a movie and go to bed.... come morning there is a whole new page... a page a day? of just bashing one guy? i think this is the worse one person bashing for this website. Thank you derek for this epic bashing. You are too big of a dumb ass to know all you have to do is get your own car and ask for help and be nurtal about it and everyone woulud be happy to help you, you cant just hop on here and talk about your step dads car and think we are going to bow to you.

[JustinS]

I demand derek to come back here and entertain me with his shenanigans.


If anyone has pictures of his badass bonneville, I'd love to see them. lol

[FiFdYnUtZ]

*fingers crossed* if only iawbody.com would come back!

[SaNdMaNsSi]

I had pics of his Bonneville, but he borrowed them.

[FiFdYnUtZ]

lmao^

[FiFdYnUtZ]

lmao^

[derek072887]

wow this is crazy! hahaha i said i raced a couple cars and said what the audi should be capable of running at the track and prove that it has been done and you guys imediately hate me? awkward... who cares if its not my car people talk about other cars all the time on here..... whoopie. and just for fun fiddy get a fuckin life!

[DustinsDuster]

no- people started hating you when you blindly started talking down to knowledgable members here. most members of this site have been here for years, and have proved themselves. you show up once or twice a year waving an "I'M A DOUCHEBAG" flag and we all just point it out...

[Drifte]

He's still talking...

I still say post pics of your cars and we might stop using you for comic relief...might

[Stro]

Um, its spelled FiFdy not "fiddy." I guess you can't spell either.

[FiFdYnUtZ]

Im the one needing a life? i have TWO cars and proof of them, one im willing to put some money on will embarass your buddys car...i go to the u of I, and i run my own small business airbrushing/custom painting and tinting taillights on the side when im not working full time on every available break from school...

your just some cocky misinformed douche bag who has a hard-on for his mom's fuck buddies overspent ugly ass german shitbox...with nothing to show for yourself

now, you get a life :)

[ZEE]

The thing that get's people is that you have a sig of a car that isn't yours. Put this in big letters before your sig--THIS MY DADDY'S CAR, NOT MINE. Buy putting a car and it's mods in your sig, that is implying that it is your own car. It is common forum practice. All you are doing is confirming your poser status by claiming the car as your own. I know, you say you never said it was your car. But, just by simply putting it in your sig, you are with out a doubt claiming it as yours.

[FiFdYnUtZ]

thing is, back in the day when the bought it on ebay, he bragged it up that HE was buying it and all this shit, come to find out he was bsing us because he only used his sn on ebay for his step dad...

[SaNdMaNsSi]

You mean he POSED? Why would a poser do such a thing!?

[FiFdYnUtZ]

ironic i know!

[Drifte]

Didnt your mother ever teach you that not telling the truth is the same as telling a lie? By putting that info in your sig, your are LETTING people believe its your car. For those that haven't read this I guarantee that's what they would think. We know your full of shit, you lack the knowledge and money to do anything worth while. You wonder why people dont like you. Like dustin said, you came to the boards and just started with name calling, where would that get you...?

[Stutz]

I remember back in the day when he first claimed on iawbody he bought it. And it was going to run 11s he even called out two guys who ran 11s saying oh high 11s whoop de doo mine will be faster. He got ran off that site, then i found out on here that it was really his step dads car so i posted it up on iawbody.

Congrats the guy fucking ur mom spent a lot of money having shit installed. Come back when u actually own something. Or better yet never come back at all.

[FiFdYnUtZ]

also remember when he had that 86 (?) mazda thing that he claimed would go in the 11's for like $1500 (roughly?) and we all called him out on it and he ended up only getting one 14 sec (or so) run and it broke...he called EVERYONE out with that thing when he ordered the parts...and before that he was calling everyone out with his buddies "japanese spec" mazda speed6..lmao

he has a long history of this bullshit and MANY more pages of goodness on the damn iawbody server thats down..

[JustinS]

So who do we have to pay to get iawbody back up and running to uncover this treasure trove of information?

[FiFdYnUtZ]

NickT'sGTP or i think it might be rednfastgtp on here

[Stutz]

It was like a 89 mx6 that someone from the iowa probe club owned before him, i dont think he even did any work on it lol. All he as ever owned is a pos mx6 and a pos bonneville so he has no room to give anyone shit.

[RandomHero]

this is straight up comedy. its like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football.

[Ricky]

like a retard chasing a rubber ball..

[SaNdMaNsSi]

You've gotta give ignorance props though. 12 pages of getting his ass handed to him by half this site and he is still too ignorant to understand he isn't wanted. It takes a real cockgobbler to take it in the ass for 12 pages and to keep coming back for more.

[FiFdYnUtZ]

make that 13 ;)

[derek072887]

cause i don't care if you don't want me.... it doesn't make a fuckin difference to me what you think.... this forum is open to the public... if you don't want me here then find a reason to ban me...

[Ricky]

banning you would be the last thing we will ever do.... your too much fun to not have around.

your probably doubling the hits on the site alone with just people who want to bash on you. thank you.

[derek072887]

oh for sure!! and im sure someone gives a shit about random people gettin on here just to put in their 2 cents...

[Ricky]

your in the trash for a reason. Your not bothering anyone in the trash.

[Drifte]

trash goes in the garbage. We need to rename this section.

[derek072887]

trash goes in the garbage. We need to rename this section.

really? does the trash really go in the garbage? i didn't know that..... god your a fuckin retard!!! lets speak the obvious.....

[JustinS]

trash goes in the garbage. We need to rename this section.

really? does the trash really go in the garbage? i didn't know that..... god your a fuckin retard!!! lets speak the obvious.....
Wow, way to show you have zero respect for anyone and will attack at will when nothing is even being said about you. Not sure if you realize this but this section is named Trash, get it now?

[derek072887]

i always knew it was the trash section.... but y would someone say trash goes in the garbage when obviously everyone and their dog knows trash goes in the garbage....