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NewSpeedSteed
03-31-2008, 04:11 PM
Yeah... you read right, a man was caught having sex with a picnic table.

http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S ... v=menu63_2 (http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S=8083860&nav=menu63_2)
biohazard
03-31-2008, 05:48 PM
You mean it wasn't you?
DustinsDuster
03-31-2008, 07:23 PM
you know; i just cant imagine the mindset i would have to be in to think a hole in a wooden table would feel better than my own hand or (gasp) the real thing(kinky, i know)
amoander
04-01-2008, 10:51 AM
Remember Dustin prostetution is illegal in Iowa.
Stutz
04-02-2008, 01:57 AM
i thought this was america? You cant have sex with an object you own in your own yard?? what is this world coming to?!
DustinsDuster
04-02-2008, 07:56 PM
Remember Dustin prostetution is illegal in Iowa.

only if the prostitute is alive and you get caught
biohazard
04-02-2008, 08:13 PM
Remember Dustin prostetution is illegal in Iowa.

only if the prostitute is alive and you get caught

If she is dead and you get caught, thats necrophelia.
DustinsDuster
04-03-2008, 11:27 PM
Remember Dustin prostetution is illegal in Iowa.

only if the prostitute is alive and you get caught

If she is dead and you get caught, thats necrophelia.

well at least you dont have to listen to her bitch and she cant give any testimony.
SaNdMaNsSi
04-05-2008, 09:55 AM
...Besides that if you get caught soliciting a prostitute that can be a felony on your record. If you get caught digging up and screwing dead people there is almost no state that has laws against that. If anything you get fined for digging up the corpse. Just an FYI if you like nailing dead people. Someone did it in CR about 5 years ago and they got fined 150 bucks per grave to put the people back in the ground.....



Yeah, it was me.
DustinsDuster
04-05-2008, 01:07 PM
fucker. moving in on my territory. what a great headline that would be, two guys fighting over a dead girl...
SaNdMaNsSi
04-05-2008, 06:45 PM
Just split her in half. I'm willing to share.
sLoWnStEaDy
04-08-2008, 04:38 PM
yup... THAT was officialy too far...
DustinsDuster
04-08-2008, 05:50 PM
yup... THAT was officialy too far...

good thing i didnt say my first thought then:

"we dont need to split her in half, all i want is her head..."
Ricky
04-09-2008, 12:06 AM
wow guys just wow
Stutz
04-09-2008, 03:02 AM
Could you imagine if you had a daughter that died and some kids dug her up and had their way with her dead body?? How is that not rape?
DustinsDuster
04-09-2008, 04:49 AM
sorry guys, ive just been really into "dead baby" jokes lately; i guess it's showing in other aspects of my life...
camaro69
04-09-2008, 02:38 PM
I bet that guy drives a import.
DustinsDuster
04-09-2008, 05:38 PM
bet he smokes as well.