Got jokes?

[Drifte]

gimme jokes people.

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.

"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.

Silence took over... and the masochist says: "Meow."

^ I stole that.

[Drifte]

1.God gave a black baby wings, and the black baby looks up at God and asks, "Does this mean I'm an angel?" God looks down upon him, smiling, and says, "Nah, nigga. You a bat."

2.Did you hear about the Chinese Godfather?

He made him an offer he couldn't understand.

3.why does Helen Keller masterbate with one hand..............
.......so she can moan with the other

4.What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.

5.What do you call a woman with one black eye?
...A quick learner

6. Whats the first thing a woman does after getting home from the battered women's shelter?
...The dishes if she knows what's good for her

7.How do you get a baby to stop crawling around in circles?
...Nail its other foot to the floor.

8. why did the woman cross the road?
...who the hell cares? why is she out of the kitchen, and who gave her the shoes?

9. Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink
Why don't women need a driver's license?
There's no roads between the bedroom and the kitchen.
Why don't women need a watch?
There's a clock on the stove.

Thats about enough from me.