AHAHAHAHAHAHA, does anyone remember this?

[DustinsDuster]

for those of you who dont know; back when the site was still called CR:underground, Zac tried to register the AIM screen name "CRunderground", but found it was already taken. he tried to talk to the kid about it, who turned out to be a complete illiterate douche. so for a while, a few of us tried to talk to him on AIM, and i think i had one of the best conversations with him. here it is, enjoy:

me: whats up man
Crunderground: hows is it
me: im not sure i understand the question
Crunderground: how are you
me: im not bad
me: dont you own the cr:underground board or something?
me: i was thinking about joining there
Crunderground: tell me or i am call 911
me: tell you what?
Crunderground: 911the pollecas
me: yes, thats the number you would call if you want to call the police,
me: i understand that
me: what i dont understand is what youre asking me
me: what do you want me to tell you?
Crunderground: how did you get my sceen name
Crunderground: 911
me: i told you, i was thinking about joining the underground board, i thought you were the owner
me: i was gonna ask you about it to see if it was worth joining
Crunderground: i'm 13
me: so?
Crunderground: i don't now how to mak a websit
me: oh....
me: so how come you made the sn?
me: whats it mean?
Crunderground: i have no cule
Crunderground: how old are you
me: im 15
me: im really into cars
Crunderground: guad and car and dirtbike
me: you have?
me: youre 13 and you have a car already?
Crunderground: no i am into it
me: ah, i got ya
me: i just got a corolla i was thinking about getting a muffler for
me: i think with that, and a cold air intake, i should be in the 11's
me: in the quarter i mean
Crunderground: whar do you live
me: you mean "where do i live?"
Crunderground: ny
me: you live in New York?
Crunderground: yea
me: i got ya
me: so what signifigance does CRunderground have to you?
Crunderground: lot of stuff
me: like what?
me: its different, pretty cool
Crunderground: yes
Crunderground: whar dom you live
me: i live in Iowa
Crunderground: real
me: yeah
Crunderground: do you live wiff a hot girl yes or no
me: dont live with,
me: i have a few
Crunderground: hell yea
me: these girls from my school totally like to make out
me: its sweet
Crunderground: co
Crunderground: have you did it be for
Crunderground:
me: did what?
Crunderground: have it yaet sex
me: no, not yet,
me: but i touched this girls boob once
me: over her shirt
Crunderground: i touch intier body it is co
me: really?
me: with hot girls?
Crunderground: yea
me: yeah, the girl whos boob i touched wasnt very cute
Crunderground: but us a cidum
me: her boobs were huge though
Crunderground: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
me: like almost a handful
Crunderground: ko
Crunderground: whaer you icom
me: i couldnt find one i liked,
me: i was looking all over for one with a corolla
me: but i couldnt find one
me: it sounds like you have more expirience with me
me: im afraid to have sex, im still pretty young,
me: what should i try to do next?
Crunderground: yea
me: yeah what?
Crunderground: do you have girlfrien
me: i liked this girl
me: but she like didnt even want to kiss or anything
Crunderground: i have a slut i my school
me: what have you done with her?
Crunderground: yea for 5.00
me: no, what did she let you do?
Crunderground: yea for 5.00
me: im confused,
me: what do you get for $5?
Crunderground: i give her $5
me: what does she do for you?
Crunderground: yes
me: yes what?
Crunderground: just yes]
Crunderground: ok
me: she must be pretty good
Crunderground: yes
Crunderground: she is righ here
me : whats she doin?
Crunderground: yes
me: must not be that good
me: if she can do stuff and you can just sit here and talk
Crunderground: no
Crunderground: lok at my info
me: Alisha?
Crunderground: no that my girlfriend
me: so you have a slut there with you you paid $5 for, and youre cheating on your girlfriend?
Crunderground: no that was a jok for haveing aslut did you beleav me
me: yeah...
me: you were lying?
me: thats not cool
Crunderground: i will never
me: never what?
Crunderground: cheat on alisha
Crunderground: ok
me: why? is she enough of a slut for ya?
Crunderground: no she is not a slut ok ok ok ok ok ok
Crunderground: shr is hot
me: i dont know man, you made it sound like you were really into sluts
me: well i should hope so, who wants an ugly slut?
Crunderground: i dotn't have a slut in my school
Crunderground: :-$
me: you mean Alisha goes to another school?
Crunderground: no alisha is not a slut dick
Crunderground:
Crunderground: :-$
me: you said she was
Crunderground: no alisha is my girl
Crunderground: in 7th
Crunderground: :-$ok
Crunderground: ok
me: ok what?
me: youre the one who called her a slut
me: im gonna tell her
Crunderground: you don't now her ok i'm call911
Crunderground: bye
me: ok, heres the truth
me: im not 15
me: im from the crunderground board
me: and thats where i got your sn
me: and now youve been talking to me this whole time sounding dumb
me: and having one of the funniest conversations with me ever
me: and now everyones gonna see it
me: hows it feel?
Crunderground: how old are you
me: old enough to not believe everything complete strangers tell me
me: so before you can block me
me: im gonna go
Crunderground: 911 bitch
me: and tell them what?
Crunderground: i was thinking you were cool in tell you pot up
me: pot up?
me: you need to learn some spelling and grammar son
Crunderground: yea two day
me: two day what?
me: im not going to get in any trouble,
me: because you were talking to me of your own free will
me: i didnt say anything sexual to you, you brought it all up
me: i wasnt bothering you, you were just talking to me
me: so try to get me in trouble
me: nothing is going to happen
me: you need to wisen up, son
Crunderground: tell me how old are you and i whant call
me: call the cops
Crunderground: yea
me: then listen to them laugh at you
me: you would probably get in trouble for wasting their time
Crunderground: whar do you live
me: i told you where i lived
me: but it doesnt matter now, know why?
Crunderground: ok i will not call but tell me your name
me: i wont
me: and now youre blocked
me: and left in the cold
me: enjoy it

[amoander]

Sounds like one of those to catch a predator conversation but you turned him down Dustin lol!!!

[lil krumm]

i cant believe you got me to read all that shit again!!! btw he doesnt use that s/n anymore, its still in my buddy list lol.

[DustinsDuster]

i think my favorite part was "oh, so your girlfriend is enough of a slut for you? hey man, youre the one who called her a slut. im gonna tell her..."

i gotta pat myself on the back for that one...

[ZacFields]

That kid was such a tool. He's probably not even 13. He probably just tells people he's 13 so they'll understand why he's got such horrible communication skills.

Good times. I remember there were about 10 different people who posted conversations with this kid. People were even linking him to the thread where we were posting the conversations. It was pretty funny.

[NewSpeedSteed]

That kid was such a tool. He's probably not even 13. He probably just tells people he's 13 so they'll understand why he's got such horrible communication skills.

Good times. I remember there were about 10 different people who posted conversations with this kid. People were even linking him to the thread where we were posting the conversations. It was pretty funny.



Yeah, hes like 35 quit school when he was like 12 and wears women's shoes around his kitchen/bedroom apartment. Besides talking gibberish online he talks to clouds and scans playgrounds for children to abduct.

I'm never amazed how people type online... its horrible but what does amaze me is when people get really bent out of shape when i do use proper spelling and grammar. LOL, i don't know why it would piss someone off like that but I've been asked to stop using proper punctuation and grammar before.

[ZacFields]

To some people, proper spelling and grammar takes a lot of effort. Thus, when they see someone else doing it, they assume that that person put a lot of effort into what they said.

So if you're arguing with someone online or something, that's usually the case. They think you put a lot of effort into responding to them, when in fact you actually probably took 2 minutes to come up with it.

Zac

[s13kid]

edit* just saw he dosnt use that sn. So much for a good time :?

[Drifte]

Yeah, hes like 35 quit school when he was like 12 and wears women's shoes around his kitchen/bedroom apartment. Besides talking gibberish online he talks to clouds and scans playgrounds for children to abduct.

sometimes i wonder about you....

i read that entire conversation yet again though.