DustinsDuster
12-19-2007, 11:17 PM
i had to post this somewhere and myspace blogs are down, so here goes:
i pulled the stove out of my storage garage to put at the new place. unfortunatly for me; three years in storage had not been kind to the oven, and the thing was completely filthy. i went out to clean it and found a dead mouse in the drawer underneath the door. and it was full of mouse crap. shitty, but oh well. i pulled it out, threw it in the back of my truck with plans take it to the car wash the next day and spray it all out.
well the next day was today, and i went to the local carwash that has enclosed booths for washing cars in winter. i got a few bucks in change, opened one of the doors and pulled my truck in. about then i notice a pile of what looks like DVD cases sitting on a ledge in the stall. i get out of my truck to have a look and find them to be porn DVDs. i figured someone was just going to throw the cases away or something and forgot. i opened one up and was surprised to find the DVD actually in it.
now is where i grow a little paranoid. was someone trying to set a trap for me? were there hidden cameras? who the fuck leaves porno at the carwash? is this "To catch a pervert?" im no sex offender; im just a guy. what guy would say no to free porn? i look through the other stalls and see no one else is there, but i am still not sold. i left them sitting there; as if someone would actually have the balls to walk in while i was in there and ask "hey man, have you seen a stack of porno DVD's sitting around here?". if they had the balls to ask, i would give them to him; but i just dont see it happening.
i left the DVD's alone, and walk over to put some quarters in the machine; and am surprised again to find a stack of tokens sitting there. each token is worth 3 minutes of time, and then i realized it. it was a sign from above. the gods were speaking to me. and they were saying "hurry Dustin! wash the mouse shit out of that drawer quickly so you can go home and watch 'CUM FACED BITCHES!'". not only did i not have to pay to wash that drawer(and my truck, floor mats and ratchet strap out of the back of my truck), there were still 3 tokens left over, so i'll get to wash my truck for free some other time as well!
i seriously cant make this shit up. this is the kind of thing that happens to me all the time and sounds so rediculous. who the fuck finds porno at the car wash?
By the way; if anyone wants a copy of "CUM GOATEE", "CUM CARNIVAL", "MORE THAN A HANDFULL(all women in the DVD are D-cups or better!)", or "CUM FACED BITCHES AND HOT SLUTS!", let me know. buy me lunch or some beer sometime and you can have them.
i pulled the stove out of my storage garage to put at the new place. unfortunatly for me; three years in storage had not been kind to the oven, and the thing was completely filthy. i went out to clean it and found a dead mouse in the drawer underneath the door. and it was full of mouse crap. shitty, but oh well. i pulled it out, threw it in the back of my truck with plans take it to the car wash the next day and spray it all out.
well the next day was today, and i went to the local carwash that has enclosed booths for washing cars in winter. i got a few bucks in change, opened one of the doors and pulled my truck in. about then i notice a pile of what looks like DVD cases sitting on a ledge in the stall. i get out of my truck to have a look and find them to be porn DVDs. i figured someone was just going to throw the cases away or something and forgot. i opened one up and was surprised to find the DVD actually in it.
now is where i grow a little paranoid. was someone trying to set a trap for me? were there hidden cameras? who the fuck leaves porno at the carwash? is this "To catch a pervert?" im no sex offender; im just a guy. what guy would say no to free porn? i look through the other stalls and see no one else is there, but i am still not sold. i left them sitting there; as if someone would actually have the balls to walk in while i was in there and ask "hey man, have you seen a stack of porno DVD's sitting around here?". if they had the balls to ask, i would give them to him; but i just dont see it happening.
i left the DVD's alone, and walk over to put some quarters in the machine; and am surprised again to find a stack of tokens sitting there. each token is worth 3 minutes of time, and then i realized it. it was a sign from above. the gods were speaking to me. and they were saying "hurry Dustin! wash the mouse shit out of that drawer quickly so you can go home and watch 'CUM FACED BITCHES!'". not only did i not have to pay to wash that drawer(and my truck, floor mats and ratchet strap out of the back of my truck), there were still 3 tokens left over, so i'll get to wash my truck for free some other time as well!
i seriously cant make this shit up. this is the kind of thing that happens to me all the time and sounds so rediculous. who the fuck finds porno at the car wash?
By the way; if anyone wants a copy of "CUM GOATEE", "CUM CARNIVAL", "MORE THAN A HANDFULL(all women in the DVD are D-cups or better!)", or "CUM FACED BITCHES AND HOT SLUTS!", let me know. buy me lunch or some beer sometime and you can have them.