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SLVR7
10-13-2007, 09:45 PM
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What am I doing wrong?


Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don't think
I'm overreaching at all.


Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could
you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around
200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get
me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married
to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as
I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I
get to her level?


Here are my questions specifically:


- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms


-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
feelings


-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?


- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story
there?


- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?


- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
MARRIAGE ONLY


Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.


* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or
other commercial interests


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THE ANSWER


She gets a response...


PostingID: 432279810
THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I
see it.


Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my
money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely
that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't
be getting any more beautiful!


So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!


So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy
and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense
to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case
you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were
to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's
as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.


Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So,
I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.


By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.


With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.

sLoWnStEaDy
10-13-2007, 10:04 PM
love the reply to it!!
people like that make me laugh my ass off!!

Not ot mention if someone has that much money i am sure they can probably just "trade in" when th etime comes. He keeps getting older but the girls he dates stay the same age... Gotta love woman who think they deserve shit just because they are "beautiful". I have had quite a few hot girls and i make shit... may be $40K (taxable or whatever, not includign ebay and my other side things...) in a good year...

DustinsDuster
10-14-2007, 12:09 PM
i think ive met this girl a few times before.....

slobalt
10-15-2007, 12:49 PM
Sounds like she's from Texas, must have stopped off in Iowa to vist Dustin before heading to NewYork :biggrin:

RandomHero
10-15-2007, 10:14 PM
the guy who replied is my new hero

DustinsDuster
10-15-2007, 10:22 PM
the guy who replied is my new hero

you mean im not your hero anymore? what if i told you have a 24-hour whiskey and poker marathon in the works?

RandomHero
10-16-2007, 11:10 PM
the guy who replied is my new hero

you mean im not your hero anymore? what if i told you have a 24-hour whiskey and poker marathon in the works?

id say, ill bring the Jameson, you provide seating.

DustinsDuster
10-16-2007, 11:50 PM
PM me your number if you're free Saturday; we're gonna have a practice day. that is, sleep in, get up around noon, go have a nice meal and start drinking at my friends house. he's got a room for poker and tons of videogames and movies if we get bored....

i mean practice as were gonna try to stay up into the night before we try to stay up 24 hours. were gonna plan the 24 hour deal a lot better than that....

Drifte
10-17-2007, 11:07 AM
that reply is the greatest thing ive read all year. He is the man. And drinking, eating, movies and video games sounds like fun. But I have never learned how to sit still for more than an hour. As much fun as it appears, just chilling on a couch for a weekend with food. I havnt figured out how to shut my brain off from buggin me about getting something done. If you could teach me dustin...id be in.

but still. that bitch is low. haha, eh i just want to quote that guy now.

DustinsDuster
10-17-2007, 11:30 AM
im probably not the best teacher, but i think id be able to sit and play cards longer than most of my friends. i'll probably end up bringing my guitar along; whenever i get a little buzzed, and i can entertain myself for hours playing my guitar.

i'll take pictures and let you all know how training day goes....