YARR HARR!

[DustinsDuster]

it's national talk like a pirate day! yarr, talk like a pirate all day, or you'll be having me to answer to!

do you know what a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant is?


AAAARRRRRRBY'S!

[DragonUSMC]

A pirate walks into a bar...

The bartender asks the pirate "hey, whats with the big ship wheel on belt for?"

The pirate replies
"Yarrrr, it be drivin me nuts!"

[DustinsDuster]

yar, there once was a scurvey lad who couldnt pronounce his words right. instead of pirate, he would say "birate", and so on, yar. one day he ran up to a wench and exclaimed "I'M A BIRATE!". that wench looked at him and smiled, said "well son, if you're a pirate, where's your buchaneers?". the angry young boy pointed to his ears and yelled "RIGHT HERE; WHERE'S YOUR BUCKIN' EYES?"

[DustinsDuster]

http://www.deanesmay.com/files/deanesmay-piratekeyboard.1.jpg

[JustinS]

This is one of the dumbest "holidays" that has ever existed.

[Ricky]

^ every party has a pooper.

[JustinS]

Thats me, lol.

[DustinsDuster]

are you kidding me? go here http://www.brownielocks.com/september.html to see all of the holidays that September is. Talk Like a Pirate Day is one of the better ones i think!