Dumbest things on ebay

[Luminatorz34]

new game time....thought of this at work....lets see who can find the dumbest, stupidest, or just plain funniest thing on ebay.....it doesnt have to be auto related or anything like that...just found on ebay, and link provided for us....lets see how long this will last

here i be

dumb ebay item (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Turbo-Blow-Off-Sound-Lincoln-Pontiac-Firebird-Grand-Am_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ33742QQihZ018QQitemZ 280140700077QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW)

[TbTalon94]

I found a "used" half-gallon of (2 gallon jug) milk one time. I can't remember how they advertised it but it was helarious.

Also found an auction for "an ass-kicking". They said you'd have to pay for the flight out there, then sit there and not fight back while he kicked your ass. Then you would have to provide a meal and another plane ticket home. People actually bid on it!

[DustinsDuster]

i saw an ad for a "fast" Honda Accord once, i thought that was pretty dumb....

[sLoWnStEaDy]

hows about a rock
http://cgi.ebay.com/A-ROCK_W0QQitemZ280 ... dZViewItem (http://cgi.ebay.com/A-ROCK_W0QQitemZ280140374251QQihZ018QQcategoryZ1469Q QssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

or a $10,000 pine tree
http://cgi.ebay.com/freak-of-nature-PIN ... dZViewItem (http://cgi.ebay.com/freak-of-nature-PINE-tree_W0QQitemZ270151300023QQihZ017QQcategoryZ1469Q QssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Luminatorz34]

lol wtf....a rock, and a freak on nauture tree....hmm. those are pretty good

[sLoWnStEaDy]

I actualy put an empty Jack Links beef jerkey wrapper on there was. It was still sealed and everything, just didnt get any meat put in it at the factory. I think i got like $12 +/- for it. had a flat rate shipping of $9.99 and it cost like $.38 to mail it so more like $20 +/-

[Luminatorz34]

lol wtf keith?

[sLoWnStEaDy]

they say there is a buyer for everything... plus bmy friend bet me $5 i couldnt sell it on ebay, so i guess you could add that to the sale price too.

Hell, i have seen dog drool, human hair, a single pencil eraser (tiny one from a pencil), an "extreme" french frie (from Wendys), oh and a long time ago i sold "myself" so to speak. Every dollar that was bid i was shot one time with a PB gun from 20ft away. Again, me and one of my friends messin around. sucky part was it went to like $36 or so. that fucking HURT! I will see if i still have the video somewhere by chance. It just amazes me some of the stupid shit people waste TONS of money on. Like the "possesed" (sp?) stitch doll (lilo & stitch) that sold for like $20K+