Luminatorz34
05-07-2007, 03:01 PM
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea...I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.
8) Man says, "Fat Penguin!" Woman says, "WHAT?" Man says, "I just wanted to
say something that would break the ice."
9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
this cheap motel room.
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
afternoon.
and.... the best for last...
13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up.
2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea...I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.
8) Man says, "Fat Penguin!" Woman says, "WHAT?" Man says, "I just wanted to
say something that would break the ice."
9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
this cheap motel room.
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
afternoon.
and.... the best for last...
13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up.