Labor Pains?

[Luminatorz34]

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He
asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in
favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters,
explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever
experienced before.

However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the
doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch [credit to Emril]. The
doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still
feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at
how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The
husband continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping
the wife considerably,
the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The
wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband
were ecstatic.



When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch. !!!!!