Battle For The Last Post! (Random Jibberish Style)

[ZacFields]

Pretty simple game: Be the last person to post in this topic!

Rules:

1. Posts must be complete sentences...Or at least more than just a couple words. (exe: NO posts like "Hi guys")

2. Post must be a random and stupid/jibberish comment. (exe: "You are hairy like ANIMAL")

3. Posts can be anything: Movie quotes, lyric quotes (heck, even the full lyrics to a song) , a random link to a random website (keep it clean, and NO advertisements) anything that is a full sentence and is funny/stupid.

4. NO DOUBLE POSTS! It doesn't help you to post twice in a row with this game, so please don't do it. This is not an excuse to boost your post count, so make sure you only post once, and then wait until at least one more person has posted to post again.

5. Feel free to supplement your posts with pictures! Just keep them within a reasonable size.

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What does the winner get?
- A free CR:U t-shirt of any color (any color that we have available in your size)
- 2 free CR:U stickers
- A picture with you standing infront of your car (or just your car, whichever you prefer) on display on CR:U's homepage for a month!!


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How do we determine who wins?
The first time this topic goes one full week (7 days, 168 hours) without a post, the last person who posted will win the prizes!

(All posts non-abiding to the rules will be deleted, please play along!)

*READY ?*
*SET ?*

GO!!!!!!!!


(I will go first)

It's peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zac

[TbTalon94]

since when did you shave your nipples? I never thought you would come to it.

[Stutz]

When my fist clenches crack it open before I use it and lose my cool, when i smile tell me some bad news before I laugh and act like a fool

[RandomHero]

Act a fool?
When you wake up in the morning and you take a poo, then see blood in your stool BOY ACT A FOOL!!!

[lil krumm]

you nukkas best be recognizin that i gon' be the m/f'a thats a win dis shyt

[warchild145]

So there i was right, balls deep in this guys ass, just whaling away on him, when he turns around and kisses me, HOW GAY IS THAT?

[JustinS]

Listen, finish blowing me and we'll talk about this. . .later.

[sLoWnStEaDy]

"Eh, fuck you, man! Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me! [I don't need him; I don't need her. Everything is roses; I don't need nobody]"

[Ashley]

frankly, my dear, i dont give a damn.

gone with the wind is the greatest ever. seriously.

[melhoneybee]

Honey why you calling me so late?


Hinder rocks!

[DustinsDuster]

Paul/Crazy Paul/ Sky King quotes:

uhh...$300 a day, $2100 a week. bicycle tires, sombraros, straw hats drop down. uhhh helicopters, i got a hotdog stand. have winter sports in the winter time, summer sports in the summer time. have kyak races down wisconsin avenue in the ice rink in the old parking lot.uhhh 84 olympics, mother, fater, marines; on top of the mountain, uhh..got $2 for a beer?

we should get all the world leaders and put them on a school bus to st. lukes presbyterian churh for spaghetti dinner on wednesdays so they can discuss world affairs.

[lil krumm]

bounce right to left and let cha shoulda lean

[DustinsDuster]

DON'T DO IT NANNA! YOU DONT NEEED A SPEED BOAT NANNA!

[melhoneybee]

My mom likes it in the butt..

[DustinsDuster]

im pretty sure only Brown7 would get this lyric right off the top of his head:

"he got a tattoo on one arm that says 'Baby', he got another one that just says 'Hey'. but sunday afternoon hes a dirt track demon in a '57 Chevrolet"

[melhoneybee]

Battle for the last post has begun! Now that deer season is here.. I'm going to become even harder to get ahold of! Also with new begginings... anyone have some cheese?

[lil krumm]

school is easy

[Stutz]

my friend hit decided to take a corner at around 50 in his gtp and it locked up and hit the curb, i thought i was going to go through the windshield but he ended up not having any damage at all.....lucky fuckin bastard........

[Ashley]

Person 1: Why was your truck parked on the side of that dirt road?

Person 2: I had to take a dump.

Person 1: So what.... did you go out in the woods and go?

Person 2: ummm no...

Person 1: So.... you just squatted there right next to your truck?

Person 2: No...

Person 1: So what did u do?

Person 2: I had a fareway bag in the backseat.

Zac

[DustinsDuster]

ooo, just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan,
theres no need to be coy, Roy
you just get yourself free
oh hop on the bus, Gus
you dont need to discuss much
just drop off the key, Lee
and get yourself free

[Ricky]

i really have nothing to say right now but im sure i will think of somthing whitty here soon...

[ZacFields]

i love sassy fat chicks.

Zac

[NitrousJunkie]

mmmmm sexy.

http://www.bankspower.com/Twin-Turbo-images/TTurbo-frontleftquarte.jpg

[lil krumm]

have i ever mentioned that i hate stupid fucking whores??

[TbTalon94]

have i ever mentioned i hate stupid people? really do...i think i'm alergic to them.

[melhoneybee]

Stupid people, stupid whores, stupid reasons... lifes a bore!

[lil krumm]

im alergic to bullshit

[RandomHero]

i fucked my back up waaaay bad today at work.. im gonna be here a while. i cant get up....... seriously.

[knewblewkorvette]

I need TeePee for my Bunghole!!!

[Stutz]

beer is good!, beer is good! and stuff.....

[biohazard]

Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew.
Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew.
Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew.
Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew.
Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew.

[Stutz]

nothing like having a camaro sitting in ur yard as a lawn oranment, fuckin cracked head.......

[biohazard]

Way to go tricky.

[lil krumm]

i bet i can take this thread to 30 pages.

[lil krumm]

there should be a pize for the person who post the most in this thread

[Stutz]

i thought u couldnt post twice in a row...... god damn kids lol

[RandomHero]

crack kills faster than Marlboro

[lil krumm]

i thought u couldnt post twice in a row...... god d*mn kids lol


i had an idea, i didnt feel like waiting for some one else to post....

[Ricky]

You having an idea is like you getting laid... it will never happen ^

[DustinsDuster]

this is my 9,700th post!

[ZacFields]

there should be a pize for the person who post the most in this thread

Fine.

Prize #2: Free CR:U t-shirt to whoever has posted the most in this thread when it ends. UNLESS it's the same person who wins it! The underlying goal of these free shirt give-aways is to get them on some bodies to help get the word out.



So remember all:

Prize #1: (To last person to post in this thread) Free CR:U T-shirt, 2 CR:U stickers, and a picture of your car on the index of CR:U (actually replacing the rotation, picture of your car at every index view) for one month.

Prize #2: (To highest poster in this thread) Free CR:U T-shirt.

:)

Happy Posting fellas. I think I made some crazy promise about the length of time this thread lasts too. Oh yeah if it lasts for a year I'll take you all our for pizza and i'll pay :)

Zac

[melhoneybee]

really.. a whole year... lets get crackin~!

[Ricky]

so im watching daddy day care right now

[lil krumm]

i can garuntee i get prize #2, first palce is gonna be alittle more difficult

[TbTalon94]

Kent do you really have nothing better to do?

[lil krumm]

Kent do you really have nothing better to do?


oh i got plenty to do, most of the time, but i got 2-3 periods free with nothing else to do.



You having an idea is like you getting laid... it will never happen ^


umm yeah, your wrong.

[DustinsDuster]

ive got a brand new pair of rollerskates, youve got a brand new key......

[RandomHero]

You having an idea is like you getting laid... it will never happen ^

HAH so true

[DustinsDuster]

you know, i always wanted to be a dancer, but i could never get the shit off of my shoes...

[Stro]

You know what the hardest thing about rollerskating is?


Telling your parents your gay.

[Talon92Fox]

Why is Cedar Rapids Underground called Cedar Rapids Underground? Why cant it be called Cedar Rapids Mountain????????????

:roll:

[DragonUSMC]

Because there are no mountains in Iowa =( sadly... if there were mountains in Iowa I wouldnt want to move away! =D

[TbTalon94]

where's the underground then?

[DragonUSMC]

I believe its the subway... I know you have a subway... I've gotten a chicken bacon ranch from one of em!! =D

[melhoneybee]

Um.. Grilled Chicken with Ranch.. that sounds good.. think I'm gonna get me one!

[Josh Sisco]

How many calories are in this 20 oz. Pepsi bottle?

Don't say 100, that would be wrong. The answer, 100 x 2.5, which would be 250 calories. I know, you are all much smarter for hearing this.

[melhoneybee]

yea,... i'll add that to my usless information

like dolphins have sex for fun too like us humans!

[OneSlowCRX]

Meow u know how fast u were going??

[Ashley]

i'm sorry, but did you just say ''meow''?

WOOO super troopers

[melhoneybee]

Who wants a Mustache Ride??

[Ashley]

hey, lets pop some viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega huge boners!

[Stro]

Haha, that reminds me of last semester at kirkwood. Me and some friends from class (all guys) were hanging out and one dude goes "hey lets take some excasy and touch each other!" None of us really talk to him anymore.

[Drifte]

LOLOL stro hilarious


hahahahaha

[Ricky]

Are you still reading this crazy rambleing? why? Im just sitting at home watching south park, and doing nothing. Im doing nothing cuz there is nothing to do... wait i just sneezed, twice! I have been sneezing all day i dont know why, i think i got in to some dust at work. I get into a lot of things that i shouldnt get into... I wish i was rich so i could by a lot of shit and then laugh at you cuz i have more money and for me money does buy happyness. who is still reading this? what the fuck knock it off and get on with your life and stop reading this crap, because this stoy really insnt going anywhere. Here is an intersting fact that i learned the other day. using my brain and so equations, and a bit of number crunching i found out that if you use a 1100 watt toaster to toast 24 peices of toast doing 2 slices at a time and toasting for 1 minute and 45 sec per each 2 slices, and lets say you are paying 13 cents per killo watt for electricity then it would cost you 5 cents to toast all 24 slices. Go ahead and check my math, its right! doesnt that blow your mind? what blows my mind is that your reading this still and that you have no life. HAHA loser. but if by you reading this, it makes you a loser then whats that make me...? O yeah GOD! Later Shit faces, o yeah get a fucking life and look forward to reading another rambleing soon

[lil krumm]

there should be a penalty for that much rambling. i only got one sentence in and got bored. lol

[Stro]

im going to be a post whore.

[Zimmach]

I don't usually pass along Super-Patriotic stuff (I prefer to salute our troops and country in private, as making a big display makes you look like a redneck idiot), but this is just under that threshold. So, here you go....I applaud this guy.

Mark

Subject: To Kill an American


Written by an Australian Dentist...and too good to delete....

To Kill an American
You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually
a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of a
reward to anyone who killed an American, any American.
So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let
everyone know what an American is . So they would know when they found one.
(Good one, mate!!!!)

"An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish,
Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican,
African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or
Arab, or Pakistani or Afghan.
An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho,
Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans.

An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim.
In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan. The only
difference is that in America they are free to worship as each of them
chooses.
An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will answer
only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming to speak for
the government and for God.

An American lives in the most prosperous land in the history of the world.
The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of Independence,
which recognizes the God given right of each person to the pursuit of
happiness.

An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other
nation in the world in their time of need, never asking a thing in return.
When Afghanistan was over-run by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans
came with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country!
As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other
nation to the poor in Afghanistan. Americans welcome the best of
everything...the best products, the best books, the best music, the best
food, the best services. But they also welcome the least.

The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty, welcomes your tired
and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless,
tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America.
Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September 11,
2001 earning a better life for their families. It's been told that the World
Trade Center victims were from at least 30 different countries, cultures,
and first languages, including those that aided and abetted the terrorists.
So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did. So did General
Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and other blood-thirsty tyrants in the
world. But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself. Because
Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. They are the
embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that
spirit, everywhere, is an American.

[Stro]

*tips hat*

good stuff.

[RangerXLT]

i agree...that little passage was pretty neat..i never really thought about things that way.

[ZacFields]

I'd have to say that is probably the *best* 1st post by any member.

Excellent article written by an individual who obviously knew what he was talking about.

Zac

[Drifte]

ASS AND TITTIES

[DustinsDuster]

i want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines....it'd have to be REAL fuckin big!

i'm against picketing, but i have no idea how to show it.

2 in 1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2, thats why 2 was created....

[OneSlowCRX]

I like stickers do you like stickers??

[DustinsDuster]

if you were friends with a tight rope walker, and were walking down the sidewalk and he fell, that would fucking unacceptable.

a severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

[DragonUSMC]

So my World of Warcraft guild sometimes has some funny people applying to join... Our last and most important question is the "drowning kittens" question. Here is one of the latest responses, with guild comments.


Applicant - Last but not least...Do you drown Kittens? yes i hate kittens with a passions



--Guild’s comments—

More people need to realize that the fate of their application hangs in the balance of the drowning kittens question

^yes but he hates kittens with a passions! <---- MORE THEN ONE PASSION!!!!
i cant even do that! =(

paradox!!! "a passionS"
The good old singular plural. Does this mean he has a single set of passions?

His hate for kittens transcends common English grammar. He has to create multiple passions inside of a singular to hate them with.

The passions of the kittens.

[OneSlowCRX]

So ya Im gonna win this cause I drive a Honda

[RandomHero]

/\ hahaha silly boy that means you LOSE!!! LOSER!!!

[Drifte]

haha ^ ...chrysler..you drive a mopar lol

[DustinsDuster]

/\ hahaha silly boy that means you LOSE!!! LOSER!!!

took the words right out of my mouth.

[TbTalon94]

i think ya'll should just settle down, grab your balls...jump around in a circle and try to do back-flips. That would probably be pretty funny to see. Someone grabbing their balls and landing on their head....haha...hahahaha...wow just think of that.

[DragonUSMC]

sometimes... when i pee... i pretend my weiner is a acid spitting dragon!!

[Stro]

When you say that all i can think of is Tragdor from Homestarrunner. If you know what that is than i salute you.

PS. All your base are belong to us.

[lil krumm]

what is it about walgreens that makes you want to steal? i mean im not paying for scrunchies. your probably wonder why i would steal those. well because sometime when im being blown i like to be able to toss her hair back.....

[TbTalon94]

You can just stop quoting Dane Cook now. Atleast site your sources and not try to steal it as your own shit. That annoys the hell out of me.

relationshit

[Drifte]

tragdor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

burning the people

[Drifte]

trogdoor!

the burninator

burninating the country side, burninating the peasents!

...and the trogdor comes in the niiiiiight.

http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html

[Stro]

woot, im glad you got that one drifte.

Yeah, no kidding, your dane cook impersinations really aren't that good.

[Drifte]

its because he thinks he IS THE BURGER KING.

[Ricky]

Hey bigfoot don't tirp in the water...


hahahahahahah... o Stro *shakes head*

[Drifte]

"how many cokes?"

"4 or 5"

"what are you a diabetic?"

"i dunno"
_____________________
"you do drugs danny?"

"every day"
____________________
Spalding your playing golf with us

no im not grandpa im playing tennis

your playing golf and your going to like it

but what about my asthma

i'll give ya asthma!

[Stro]

"HEY YOU SCRATCHED MY ANCHOR!"

[Drifte]

HEY lama

on your death bed, you wil recieve total conciousness...so i got that goin for me

which is nice

[DustinsDuster]

HEY lama

on your death bed, you wil recieve total conciousness...so i got that goin for me

which is nice

"the doctor is pretty good, and im no slouch myself..."

"oh judge, dont sell yourself short; youre a tremendous slouch"

[s13kid]

the next person to post will have bad luck for 4 years, followed by 30 minutes of the best time of there life before suddenly being sent into a coma for 12 years, they will wake in a jar with no body.

[DustinsDuster]

at least if im about to go into a coma, i'll have a good last expirience to look back at.

[Ricky]

o man i took soooo many shits today i dont feel the greatest :(

[DustinsDuster]

i think Pringles' original plan was to make tennis balls, but when the balls were supposed show up, they got a load of potatoes instead, and just said, "fuck it!"

[Drifte]

i deinatly agree with that

[s13kid]

this has gone on far to long.

Moderators lock this thread

[Ashley]

it was hot today. and thats stupid. i wish it would either stay hot, or stay cold, and quit going back and forth.

[s13kid]

chances are this game will never end

[lil krumm]

ohh i know i can end it, im just waiting patiently

[Stro]

LIL MURK, number 1 I order you to go take a number 2.

DO it murk do it.

[lil krumm]

LIL MURK, number 1 I order you to go take a number 2.

DO it murk do it.


what?

learn how to do the buttafly wave then you can boss me round. slim thugga mutha fucka the boss of all bosses.....wow wierd shit starts goin through my head when i type

[Drifte]

theirs 2 problems with dumping human waste into the chicago river... number1 and number 2

[Ricky]

o my god its sooo hot in my house, im typing this and doing my homework naked.

[TbTalon94]

quit wining, stop being a cheapskate and turn on the air....it seriously doesn't cost that much.

[JustinS]

It's especially cheap if you still live with your 'rents. lol.

I don't think this game will ever end. . .

[Drifte]

air is blasting here. it adds up pretty quick too, but we are just rediclous here with electricity. Over 1500kw a month. i'll have to check the printout to see what it was again.

[DustinsDuster]

im also a subscriber to the lose clothing before turning on the A/C philosophy. but then again, im next to an also scantily clad person, and she happens to look pretty good that way, hehehe.

[Zimmach]

I am of the philosophy of keeping the house the perfect temperature no matter what the temp is outside. However i also like being naked in my house. But then again having to adjust the temp inside to compensate for my lack of clothing.

[lil krumm]

fuck this talk about being hot. i got this pain in my back thats killin me. its right between my shoulder blades. feels almost like my lungs are getting pinched up there. it keeps knockin the wind out of me when i move wrong.

[Zimmach]

I'm just trying to see if my pic uploaded.

[JaceOne]

I heard about this epic battle for "Last Post Ever!" status from by buddy Zimmach, and decided I would enter the engagement:

Anybody who posts after me, drives a pink Beetle with a daisy on the dashboard.

I win.

[DustinsDuster]

I heard about this epic battle for "Last Post Ever!" status from by buddy Zimmach, and decided I would enter the engagement:

Anybody who posts after me, drives a pink Beetle with a daisy on the dashboard.

I win.

all while smiling ear to ear and singing "i'm an oscar meyer weiner"

[warchild145]

seriously does no one like old mopars? seems like i can ever find anything for it, not even the 440, BAH

[Ricky]

hey Colton tell me what you pay per KWhr and how and what Wattage your airconditioner runs at an i will give you some numbers

[Stutz]

so i wrecked my car today...

[JustinS]

How bad was the wreck?

[DustinsDuster]

it is impossible to acuratley know what you look like in sunglasses.

if stranded on a deserted island, im pretty sure i couild live off ramen noodles for the rest on my life.

[JaceOne]

5$ em dnes esaelp ,deirt taht uoy fo esoht roF .ti daer ot rotinom ruoy fo kcab eht hguorht kool tsum uoY .sdrawkcab si egassem sihT

[lil krumm]

^ ban, thats not complete post with english......fuck fuck mother mother fuck

[Drifte]

the message is simply backwards ...KRUM

[Zimmach]

I have this sudden urge to give JaceOne $5

[lil krumm]

im still right it wasnt english and a bunch of jibberish.

[Zimmach]

Relax lil murk, take a deep breath, ok, good, now lets give JaceOne some props for being clever, and welcome him to CR Underground. It's only his second day, lets not try to ban him yet.

[JaceOne]

Thanks Drifte. I'm glad someone besides my best bud caught it. I was a little worried I stumbled across the "lets pound on the keyboards like monkeys" forums. Its nice to have some folks with a little imagination around.

[Ricky]

Butt toucher

[Zimmach]

We don't need to hear what your weekend is going to entail. Also I thought posts had to be whole sentences, not just a couple of words. like "Hi Guys." or "Butt Toucher."

Butt toucher

[Ricky]

sorry i just saw the yahoo comerserl were the nerd kid calls the bully a butt toucher. i thought it was funny and i was already typing.

[JaceOne]

We don't need to hear what your weekend is going to entail. Also I thought posts had to be whole sentences, not just a couple of words. like "Hi Guys." or "Butt Toucher."[quote="BlackVR6";p="112446":4769d]
Butt toucher
[/quote:4769d]


BlackVR6: All you have to do is write a complete sentence using butt toucher. Like:

Zimmach is a butt toucher.

Then, not only are you conforming to the rules, but you are making a valid point and you get to say butt toucher again.

Zimm, you just got owned. :supz:

[TbTalon94]

Lol you guys must be glad we added this little section of CR:U....REALLY easy way to get your post counts up! Keep it up.


oh by the way, the 1g may be sold here soooon :)

Then here comes mods for the 2g

[lil krumm]

we made fun of this ricer in my k-wood class so much that he started crying and just left in the middle of class. that was a great day.

[Zimmach]

Thanks JaceOne. I am a butt toucher. I love to touch hot butts on Blonds, brunettes, red heads, yes and even the occasional Asian. Who was it that said: “I’ve had all the hair colors, now I'm working on all the races." Speaking of butt touching, I'm going to go touch some butts, among other key places.

[Zimmach]

sorry i just saw the yahoo comerserl were the nerd kid calls the bully a butt toucher. i thought it was funny and i was already typing.
...But yeah the comercial is funny as H e l l .

[Stutz]

we made fun of this ricer in my k-wood class so much that he started crying and just left in the middle of class. that was a great day.


yeah thanks a lot asshole, im never going back to that class again.

[DustinsDuster]

some wisdom i heard. "you are only as smart as the dumbest person you hang out with"


i havent slept for 10 days; because that would be too long...

[lil krumm]

[quote="lil murk";p="112475":d3cd4]
we made fun of this ricer in my k-wood class so much that he started crying and just left in the middle of class. that was a great day.


yeah thanks a lot a$$hole, im never going back to that class again.
[/quote:d3cd4]

if i didnt know what you looked like id believe that. hes prolly gonna cry today. well see what happens lol. and to prove it theres 2 other cr:u members in my class, phantez and mbolts340.

[JustinS]

What class was that at K-wood?

It is cold as balls outside today. High temperature of 39 degrees tomorrow too.

[Stutz]

[quote="tricky";p="112540":f177e]
[quote="lil murk";p="112475":f177e]
we made fun of this ricer in my k-wood class so much that he started crying and just left in the middle of class. that was a great day.


yeah thanks a lot a$$hole, im never going back to that class again.
[/quote:f177e]

if i didnt know what you looked like id believe that.
[/quote:f177e]

u got beef bitch?!

[lil krumm]

i want a rich young, dumb, nymphomanic
drive me around in her cadillac
if shes not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
i want a rich young, dumb, nymphomanic

[Ricky]

dude all it did at work today was put sickers on boxes. i did it for 5 hours today. it fucking blows i hated it. but im glad that it over and i dont have to work on friday. o man i was about to freak out

[warchild145]

i wish i had a heated garage, cold weather sucks for workin on the car

[DustinsDuster]

i had my windows media player on random while i was on the toilet the other day when "Thunder in Your Heart" from the RAD! soundtrack came on. i had never been so motivated to poop in my life.

[Ricky]

o man i love to poop. nothing feels beeter then a good ol morning poop. I poop a lot.

[lil krumm]

you guys better realize im gonna win this shit, ill let you think your gonna win but then BAM, gotcha bitch.

[Ricky]

Damn it dude i was getting closer to wining already, but you had to jump in and say some stupid shit so now i have to start over. mruk your going down!

[lil krumm]

my trucks goin down....... meet me at the trap, its going down, meet me at the mall, its going down, anywhere you meet me its garunteed its going down.



we can knuckle up any time any place

[Ricky]

worst song ever besides the music video that goes a long with that song

[lil krumm]

the music video is sweet.

wheres stro get him doin that butterfly wave lol

[DustinsDuster]

so i shoot in a pool league on Mondays again. pool isnt a great sport for me, because i get disappointed with myself when i miss shots i know i could make. all in all, i shoot alright, but i get sick of getting pissed off at myself.

[Stutz]

i need a job, im broke and i found a car i want.

[Ricky]

and once again i am talking a big ol stinky poo

[lil krumm]

ricky ross better give it up cause he aint gonna win lol

[Ricky]

ricky ross? dont you start calling me that now. there right when they say too much rap is a bad thing

[Drifte]

ricky ticky talk.

[Ricky]

thats some emiem shit right there. im tired

[lil krumm]

who got wasted last night??

[DustinsDuster]

i had such a wicked mustache last night. keep an eye out for pics.....

[Ricky]

was it a cum mustache? i bet it was ;)

[Drifte]

who cant hold his booze?

[Stutz]

Who wants a mustache ride?

I VANT VONE!!

[Ricky]

girls hate it when you say "Bitchs Come!" and then laugh becuase it was really funny.

[JunTyper]

I found out that just thinking that you want to touch a girls ass doesnt mean that she wants you too.......The west des moines police helped me find that one out.

[Ricky]

^ hahhahahha that made me laugh a lot. o and Kindergarden Cop is on.

[Stro]

Yeah but Scrubs is So much funnier.

[DustinsDuster]

alright, times up. lets do this! LEROY JENKINS!

[melhoneybee]

I like Greys so much better then scrubs..

[Stutz]

Scrubs is way better.

[Ricky]

indeed scrubs is king

[JunTyper]

I spent 80 bucks at the bar last night......

[lil krumm]

I spent 80 bucks at the bar last night......


so did i, and im 17

[DustinsDuster]

collectively, i dont think my girlfriend and i spent that much last night, and we both still got pretty drunk. then made an awesome comeback to win a game of Cranium. good stuff.

[Stro]

so i visited the bar i used to work at for like 6 months and the owner NEVER knew i wasn't 21......ever.

[JunTyper]

I looked again....make that 106. I bought four shots, $20 bucks, And I used the rest on myself... I guess cover was 10 bucks to So I spent 76 just one drinks for myself last night

[lil krumm]

so i visited the bar i used to work at for like 6 months and the owner NEVER knew i wasn't 21......ever.


serioulsy? whyd you have to take off before i clocked out?? i was done like 5 min. later. candace ditched me too, she follow you out to your place ;)

[Ricky]

stro got play last night? nice.

[biohazard]

I never get any play.

[Ricky]

thats too bad, its wonderful

[Sleeping]

really missing out...

[melhoneybee]

LOL i work at a bar for karaoke and well the bartenders love me so i drink for free

[RandomHero]

i worked at Genghis Grill for 3.5 years and i drink for free.

[Drifte]

yeah...but you worked their for 3.5 years


hahaha burn.

[Ricky]

I need more money :( i dnt want to work a lot just a lot more money, that would be cool

[DustinsDuster]

ive said it before, and i'll say it again. if i won the lottery tomorrow, i wouldnt stop working all together. i would invest enough of it that neither me, my family, my children or their children would ever have to worry. and then, i'd go get a job doing something really fun. like shooting chickens out of a cannon at airplane cockpits.

[melhoneybee]

LOL you coul dbe the next myth Buster

But wanting more money i think is common for anyone.. but too bad you gots to work to get it!!!

[Ricky]

Baked lays potato chips are the best thing since sliced bread

[DustinsDuster]

you all should all listen to more Lindsey Buckingham music....

[JunTyper]

Anyone else see saw 3? I did last night, and it was the bloodest movie I think I have ever seen. Not for the soft heart.

[Ashley]

i wanna see it soon, we bought saw and saw2, and those were pretty good. maybe we'll hit the theaters soon and see it.

[Drifte]

theaters suck, i hate people.

[Ricky]

Well I hate B**** people

[Drifte]

be el ay see kay - gorilla black.

racism is ignorance.

[Stro]

Its ok, I'm not racist, I hate Nascar.

[JunTyper]

I like scotch,

scotch scotch scotch

Down it goes

[Drifte]

why would you want to be a fycus? forget that, rather hope for something.

[Ricky]

i should get some sleep i have to take the Rockwell Colliens Electronic Tecnitions Test tomarrow. Im going to do so bad. :( you only need a 50% to pass, i.e. (get a job there now) im hoping for a 25% at least. i here its hard.

[Ashley]

hopefully spelling isnt a part of that test =)

[Ricky]

ass

[Ashley]

its ok you <3 me =) haha

[lil krumm]

ricky go to sleep!! and let this thread die so i can win

[Ricky]

why dont you die so i can win

[Stro]

YOUR A TOWEL!!!

And I should win, because i want to be the next contestent on The Price Is Right.

[Ricky]

you have no life stro. and you didnt answer my call you dick weed. :(

[Stro]

1. How do I have no life?

and 2. I was sleeping so that makes you the dickweed. But I love you just the same.

[Ricky]

So come over to my house then jerk

[Stro]

I did now what are you gonna say about it?

[DustinsDuster]

im watching the Dukes of Hazzard movie, and i have never wanted a '69 Charger more...

[melhoneybee]

This is become more of a delayed chat room it looks like!

[lil krumm]

duhh what else are we gonna do in here

[melhoneybee]

you attitude mister sucks LOL jackass

[DustinsDuster]

i want a dog so bad. i always wanted a rotweiller, but after seeing Rob and Big a few times now, i kinda want a bulldog...

[melhoneybee]

do you want to teach it how to skateboard too?

[Ricky]

that would take way to much of his free time, and he rides bikes

[Drifte]

skateboarding is to easy. teach it something cooler.

[melhoneybee]

that would take way to much of his free time, and he rides bikes

I didn't know that one.. :yawinkle: i think a bulldog would have to short of legs for a bike though..

[DustinsDuster]

"i went to a pizza place the other day and ordered a piece of pizza. The fucker gave me the smallest piece that had. if a pizza was a pie chart of what people would do if they found a million dollars, that fucker gave me the 'donate it to charity' slice. 'i would like to trade this for a 'keep it' slice!"

[Fire Hawk]

sneeky sneeky sir :butthead:

[Ricky]

im mucho hungry

[Drifte]

how bout im OCD clean fanatic, and my roomates are complete slobs.

i am going insaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane

[Ricky]

you are a very big clean freak and frankly its kinda anoying

[melhoneybee]

my dogs have been driving me crazy... i leace and the place is clean.. and the golden has figured out how to open the cupboards.. YAY

[DustinsDuster]

im watching Rocky IV, and i have to say, i think its my favorite out of the Rocky series, if anything just because Dolph Lundgren is in it.

[melhoneybee]

So yeah.. hang overs are a bitch

[Bizurke]

Daytime TV Truly does suck. I got like a hundred and something channels and there's not a damn thing on.

[Ashley]

i love dr keith ablow. i hate psychiatrist and judge shows.. but i <3 dr keith.

[Ricky]

who the hell is dr keith? sounds like anohter gay talk show

[DustinsDuster]

my friend said a funny line to me last night:

"i like the way you think; i'd subscribe to your newsletter."

i thought it was funny anyway

[Fire Hawk]

There once was a man from mantucket......

[Ricky]

i never knew how that whole thing went

[Ashley]

... who kept all his cash in a bucket. but his daughter, named Nan, ran away with a man. and as for the bucket, Nantucket.

[Ricky]

^ that doesnt sound right... i think you fucking with me

[Ashley]

nah its right. say it out loud, it goes together fine.

[Ricky]

LIER!

[melhoneybee]

ashley and her useless information again!!!! lol

it does fight if you read it out load though

[Ashley]

my greatgrandpa used to say it all the time. lol. i couldnt remember exactly what it was.. but i think that might be right. the more i say it, the more it sounds right.

[lil krumm]

i may not be able to reach the end, but i can bang the hell out of the sides.

[Ricky]

by end do you meen vagina? and by sides do you meen the inner leg? what do the girls say when you start beating there legs?

[Drifte]

they say ouch

[lil krumm]

some guy said that really loud in my class last night. it was fuckin hilarious

[Fire Hawk]

There once was a man from mantucket. His dick was so big he could suck it; and he said with a grin wiping off his chin, if my ear was a pussy I'd fuck it. :supz:

[DustinsDuster]

^eeewwww dude. seriously, eeewwww.

i might be working out a deal to get the motor and aluminum 4 speed out of my grandparents dormant racecar. im excited....

[Ricky]

^
^
wow that rocks hahaha. way better then the one ashley made up.

[Ashley]

i didnt make it up!

micah you're making me look bad. lol.

[Ricky]

no hes making himself look good

[Fire Hawk]

There once was a man from Bombay....

anyone know that one?

[melhoneybee]

nope can't say that i do

[Fire Hawk]

I"ll wait til the morning to see if anyone has.

[Ricky]

you should just tell us now :)

[Fire Hawk]

There once was a man from Bombay; who molded a cunt out of clay. The heat from his prick turned the clay into a brick and tore all his foreskin away.