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[Luminatorz34]

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about;

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you the take him for a car ride he sticks his head out window?

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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

those 2 cents are taxed, FICA and SS take the other penny. Horrible government scams.

[sLoWnStEaDy]

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


:pwned: what can i say... i also tried to lick my elbow when i heard it is impossible to do. :bigthumb:

[DustinsDuster]

so i have some time, thought id respond to as many as i could:

Can you cry under water?

yes you can, but no one can tell; which is why emotional guys like to swim so much. i bet Greg Lugainus(sp?) is balling his eyes out when he hits the water.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

if youre asking, youre obviously not important enough to have to worry about it

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

its because nothing is free. if someone wants to know what youre thinking, they have to give you a penny to find out. but if you just want to unload all your bullshit opinions, theres inflation.

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

only if youre stuck in your body in your grave for eternity. which doesnt sound like heaven at all. so i'll say no. shitty question.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

because its a pizza BOX. box implies square. although you might be on to something. let someone else worry about it, i have a life to live.

What disease did cured ham actually have?

(in Emo whiney voice) Life. those pigs were dying from life until it finally killed them like a jagged black piece of glass that slit their throat while they squealed in agony from lonliness.(end whiney Emo voice)

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

this is America, youre talking about the country that invented helmets that hold 2 beer cans at once so you can drink twice as much and have hands free to drive. that seems about right for American logic.

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

because theyre idiots

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

i think a better question is how does the court let them know when theyre going to review their case? its not like they could hear the intercom, let alone the judge.

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

on that same note, you would think you could be INSIDE a TV, but youd be projected ON a movie screen. we need to address this.

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

as i said before, because people are idiots.

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

because doctors are idiots too

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural

because one is worth more. no one says you "scored" when you see boobs, but everyone says it when you get into panties.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

because toaster inventors are idiots too.

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Jimmy made it up to try to make friends. if he knew anything about making friends, he wouldnt be cracking corn. but he doesnt, and the song is proof.

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

as long as theyre not in Marion. Marion cops will pull anyone over for anything.

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

thats the difference between engineers and actually workers...

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

because Goofy can talk. a talking dog on all fours is just a stupid concept.

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

hes in it for the hunt, not the kill.

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

porn stars.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

youre talking electricity to Canadians, and thats just not nice.

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

no, theirs goes ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, and ours goes ding ding ding ding de ding ding ding ding. thats not the same.

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

i didnt, i typed them.

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

if you dont know the difference between an asteroid and a hemorrhoid, i think you need to get off the comp and see a doctor.

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you the take him for a car ride he sticks his head out window?

blow on a lot of dogs do ya?

first off, Steve, im not directing this at you, just answering questions. i know theyre not that funny, but if you take the time to ask, i'll take the time to answer.

[Luminatorz34]

LMAO, i personally wasnt asking these questions, haha. i fond them on another site. thought it was funny. i was kinda expecting a smartass response from you, cuz thats wat you do haha. but yeah, i personally want looking for the answers to these questions. but it is hilarious to see other peoples views on these questions. haha. ths the fact, that people are idiots, hahahaha

[DragonUSMC]

Dustin's responses are priceless...


mainly because people are idiots.

[DustinsDuster]

Dustin's responses are priceless...


mainly because people are idiots.

at first, i was thinking about putting that response for every question. that mightve been better....