Most interesting AIM convo ever: (NWS linked)

[krustindumm]

[13:18] damnpyramidschemes: hi... anyone thete?

[13:18] krustindumm: ???

[13:19] damnpyramidschemes: oh your there :) hi...

[13:19] krustindumm: who are you?

[13:19] damnpyramidschemes: all my personal info is on my web page, the link is in my profile.

[13:19] damnpyramidschemes: a/s/l (age sex locationn)?

[13:20] damnpyramidschemes: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at yourr profile. thought you might like to chat.

[13:20] krustindumm: ummmm, k, i dont think i have a profile

[13:20] damnpyramidschemes: so whhat have you been up to krustindumm?

[13:20] krustindumm: trillian has been fucking up lately

[13:21] damnpyramidschemes: cool. i was just hangin out watching tvv. i was getting kinda horny :) (*blushes)

[13:21] damnpyramidschemes: feel like a little cyber fun withh me ? please please...

[13:21] damnpyramidschemes: i think ill just take thatt as a yes... being as that im starting to get real horny here.. lol ok?

[13:22] krustindumm: wow

[13:22] damnpyramidschemes: alright :) how bout i get down on my knees ih front of you and help you out of your pants?

[13:26] krustindumm: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

...and *she* stopped responding.

http://cyberfungirls.com/lisa/images/05.jpg

-Dustin

[btw: I'll update if she responds back]

[melhoneybee]

Nice... you gotta know that's not her.. lol

[krustindumm]

yeah, i figured it was some balding fat 40+ guy.

[Stutz]

yeah, i figured it was some balding fat 40+ guy.

prolly :supz:

[ZacFields]

No I know what that is.

That was a BOT that was talking to you. I've had numerous ones talk to me on Yahoo Messenger for that same website. The owners of that site have bots that just contact random people and say generic things to try and get them to go to their website and get a subscription.

It's funny....because you can just sit there and totally fuck with them and they respond with stuff like "wow.....well I'm not talking to you if you're going to be mean to me. Just visit the website in my profile if you want to learn more about me."

They need to make their bots more comprehensive and make it so they can fight back! lol.

Zac

[krustindumm]

damn, i was hoping it was a real person that i could pull out some tite bloodninja stuff against.

[ZacFields]

Nah..I'll bet if you IM them sometime they either won't say anything or it will pull the same stuff on you.

It would be hilarious though if there was actually some real guy that was doing that.

Zac

[melhoneybee]

you never actually know... some people out there are kinda wierd.. .lol but the whole BOT thing is sorta fucked up...

[ZacFields]

well you can tell just by the things that person is saying. If you look real close, she doesn't actually respond to anything Krustin says. He's talking, but she's pretty much saying generic things.

Zac

[DustinsDuster]

my favorite part was the robe and wizard hat. hee hee hee, that was good. wouldve been neat if it was a real person though.

Dustin

[krustindumm]

more bloodninja:

Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

[krustindumm]

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.

[krustindumm]

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?

[krustindumm]

Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: Fuck am I hard now.

[krustindumm]

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

[melhoneybee]

Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.


HAHA I litterally Laughed out Loud... LOL.. that was awesome

[DustinsDuster]

i dont know who this guy is, but hes good at making me smile. it would be sweet to go watch him in a chatroom and see him just tear it apart. id laugh anyway.

Dustin

[Otakuguy]

Krustin you just made my day man.

[DustinsDuster]

brought back for sheer comedic value......

[sLoWnStEaDy]

j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your a$$.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your a$$.

WOW!!! i havent laughed that hard in a VERY VERY long time!!! i think i may have pee'd a little :bigthumb: NO but seriously that is FRIKKIN awesome!

[DustinsDuster]

i still like the "cast level 8 penis of the infinite". i think that line changed my life a little bit.

[DragonUSMC]

LMFAO!!! thats fukin great sheet right there... omg fuking awesome!

[melhoneybee]

I started reading this thinking he did it again... haha... good times

[Drifte]

wow. ...really hilarious. but who manages to find this sex sites?

[Stutz]

funny stuff!

[DustinsDuster]

wow. ...really hilarious. but who manages to find this sex sites?

your brother aparently