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April
12-25-2004, 09:09 PM
Name some of the best and worst pick up lines you have used or heard......
Deathinnovember
12-26-2004, 12:38 AM
"Hey you wanna play army? Alright. I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me"

"Do you like the frinstones? Well hey lets go make your 'bedrock' "

"Do you use windex to clean your pants. Because damn I can see my self in them."

"Girl are you tired? Because you've been running through my head all day long"

"Did it hurt? WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN!"

*classic time*

"I lost my number can I have yours?"
krustindumm
12-26-2004, 08:31 AM
I don't ever use pick-up lines. But I have always wanted to try "Nice shoes, want to fuck?"
DustinsDuster
12-26-2004, 02:35 PM
a friend of mine had the immortal line: "your cooter smells nice, show me your tits".

or, "do you have any German in you? Well thats a lovely story, take your top off"

Dustin
RandomHero
12-26-2004, 03:31 PM
Bitch come here before i punch you.
DustinsDuster
12-26-2004, 04:59 PM
i remember this guy who was on the Bob and Tom show talking about his first date with his now-wife. he said she was a heavy smoker, but as a COURTESEY to him, she chewed. he said "she chewed! thats like holding the door on an elevator for someone, then farting once they get in".

i dont know what this has to do with pickup lines, maybe it was first dates. either way, i think its a funny line.

Dustin
Fire Hawk
12-26-2004, 05:58 PM
Never used any lines before but I like this one:


I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
CuteLilMegster
12-26-2004, 06:41 PM
"If we were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?"

"Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?"

"Biacarumba! ARE THOSE REAL?!"

"If you dont want to have kids with me, can't we just practice?"

"Hey , Im looking for treasure...can I look around your chest?"

"Im bigger and better than the Titanic...Only 200 women went down on the Titanic."

"You're so hott, you're melting the plastic in my underwear"
RandomHero
12-27-2004, 12:26 AM
"Hey baby, ever had your ass licked by a fat man in a over coat?"
NitrousJunkie
12-27-2004, 02:59 AM
how bout,

I drive a Ferrari, lets fuck.

Chris
DustinsDuster
12-27-2004, 06:47 AM
that sounds like a dirivitive of "i have a small weiner, but i drive a porsche, so lets do it anyway".

i have also heard a guy say "i have a girlfriend, but youre so much cooler than she is, i cant believe it". the guy then broke up with his g/f the next day because the girl i knew "made him realize how not cool of a person she was". needless to say, my friend didnt do anything with that guy.

Dustin
Regeneration X
12-27-2004, 07:27 AM
"Hey baby, ever had your ass licked by a fat man in a over coat?"

isnt that from a movie?
Fire Hawk
12-27-2004, 09:59 AM
"Hey baby, ever had your ass licked by a fat man in a over coat?"

isnt that from a movie?


"Oh my god, do you get free refills with that"?

http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/old/index.html
RandomHero
12-27-2004, 10:46 AM
haha yes

its from the movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
DustinsDuster
12-27-2004, 04:43 PM
how about, "do you believe in pre-marital sax?"

Dustin
Stutz
01-05-2005, 05:26 PM
are u retarted b/c u seem like a very special girl to me.
April
01-06-2005, 09:47 AM
OMG, that is such a horrible pick up line! lol.....i hope no one ever used that. it sounds like something you would hear in a really stupid funny movie.
DustinsDuster
01-06-2005, 05:04 PM
how about this one,

"hey cutie. yeah, YOU"

Dustin