Movie Quotes -

[Ghryphon]

Rules -

Must give an accurate or percise quote from any movie on this planet, foriegn and what not....just be senseible...

Good Luck...

Someone start us off......

[Fate]

""The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities
of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the
name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of
darkness, for he is truely his brother's keeper and the finder of lost
children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengence upon thee.""

[Rabbit]

"i was just admiring the shape of your skull"

lol :lol:

[Ghryphon]

fate -

passion of the christ?

ive never seen it so its a random guess

[Ashley]

fate - "pulp fiction"

rabbit - i'm not positive. but.. i think.. "fear and loathing in las vegas"

[melhoneybee]

I suck at this stuff!

[April]

Girl: Am I pretty?
Guy:Sure
Girl: Whats pretty about me?
Guy: uh....your head?
Girl: Really? You have a nice head too
Guy: well....i try to keep it nice

[DustinsDuster]

""The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities
of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the
name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of
darkness, for he is truely his brother's keeper and the finder of lost
children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengence upon thee.""
EZEKIAL 25:17. and i dont even own that movie.

heres one of mine, off the top of my head, it should be word for word:

"never shall innocent blood be shed.
but the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river.
the 3 shall spread their blackend wings
and be the vengful striking hammer of God."

after typing that, i wasnt 100% if that was it, so i looked it up. WORD FOR WORD PEOPLE, BA-ZING!

Dustin

[April]

"screws fall out all the time....the world is an imperfect place"

[DustinsDuster]

i dont think im watching the same movies you guys are. DJ will probably get my quote though. at least he should.

Dustin

[Ashley]

heres one of mine, off the top of my head, it should be word for word:

"never shall innocent blood be shed.
but the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river.
the 3 shall spread their blackend wings
and be the vengful striking hammer of God."

after typing that, i wasnt 100% if that was it, so i looked it up. WORD FOR WORD PEOPLE, BA-ZING!

Dustin

Boondock Saints.



"screws fall out all the time....the world is an imperfect place"


Breakfast Club.

[Rabbit]

rabbit - i'm not positive. but.. i think.. "fear and loathing in las vegas"

nicely done lol :wink: :lol:

[JJ240]

This is my finest blade. If in your travels you should meet God, God will be cut.

[titan01]

kill bill 1 :supz:

[JJ240]

Who is your daddy, And what does he do?

Gryph Im looking at you for this one :D

[Regeneration X]

Kindergarten Cop...yea yea!

[bmxican]

1: mock
2: yeah
1: ing
2: yeah
1: bird
2: yeah
1: yeah
1 and 2: well if that mocking bird dont sing
2: dont sing
1: dont sing



this is toooo easy

[Carlson61588]

1: mock
2: yeah
1: ing
2: yeah
1: bird
2: yeah
1: yeah
1 and 2: well if that mocking bird dont sing
2: dont sing
1: dont sing



this is toooo easydumb and dumber. Easy

[Carlson61588]

how bout "I gotta go Pee Pee"

[DustinsDuster]

i think "i gotta go pee pee" is a little too general. maybe its just me. i havent seen any of the kill bills or most of fear and loathing in las vegas. how about this one though:

"how would you feel if every time you wanted to take a piss, you had to do a handstand?"

and another:
"remember Sparky, no matter what they tell you, you can never have too much sugar"
same movie also features this quote:
'one day the great north wind saw a man walking. the north wind said to the sun 'i bet you i can make that man take off his jacket'. 'i'll take that bet' the sun said. the north wind blew and blew, and the harder he blew, the tighter that man held on to his jacket. then the sun came out and smiled, and the man took off his jacket"

Dustin

[Ghryphon]

KINDERGARTEN COP!!!

hahahah jj :)

sorry took so long to respond

[Ghryphon]

"the distance between insanity, and guiniousness is measured only by success"

one of my favorite quotes...ever i use it alot....

minus spelling, i did this in a hurry

[DustinsDuster]

"the distance between insanity, and guiniousness is measured only by success"

one of my favorite quotes...ever i use it alot....

minus spelling, i did this in a hurry

i could very easily be wrong, but is that "A Beautiful Mind"? im not sure, ive only seen like 45 minutes of that movie, once. doesnt anyone know either of the 2 movies i quoted?

Dustin

[RandomHero]

i think "i gotta go pee pee" is a little too general. maybe its just me. i havent seen any of the kill bills or most of fear and loathing in las vegas. how about this one though:

"how would you feel if every time you wanted to take a piss, you had to do a handstand?"

and another:
"remember Sparky, no matter what they tell you, you can never have too much sugar"
same movie also features this quote:
'one day the great north wind saw a man walking. the north wind said to the sun 'i bet you i can make that man take off his jacket'. 'i'll take that bet' the sun said. the north wind blew and blew, and the harder he blew, the tighter that man held on to his jacket. then the sun came out and smiled, and the man took off his jacket"

Dustin


i believe that was from the movie Micheal w/ John Travolta

[DJ0820]

"how would you feel if every time you wanted to take a piss, you had to do a handstand?"

Reservoir dogs, i just watched it a couple days ago

[Ghryphon]

no one has gotten mine yet, but very good tries

come on guys! cant put a new one out till u guessed current one

[CuteLilMegster]

Anyone who knows me should know what this is from:

"Do you guys listen to ska? Are you guys all about ska and shit? Dude that shit sucks!"

*Glares at Dustin...If you dont get this Dustin, Ill be disappointed!*

[Ashley]

no one has gotten mine yet, but very good tries

come on guys! cant put a new one out till u guessed current one

well. i was going to leave it for other people because it's so EASY. but. apparently no one is gonna get it lol.. so.. tomorrow never dies. =)

[Ghryphon]

lol woowoo we got a winner...finally, im surprised it took so long lol :)

[Ashley]

yeah. i was trying to be nice and give everyone else a shot. lol. for whatever reason, i have a really good memory with movies.

[JJ240]

Interesting.

[DustinsDuster]

wow, 3 posts all saying the same thing. crazy. anyway, Megan, get disappointed, because i dont know what thats from. this is an easy one though:

"Nazi's, i hate these guys!"

Dustin

[Ghryphon]

indiana jones? the last crusade? maybe?

kinda general quote...bit ill take a stab

[April]

heres one......


"If everyone in the world married someone of a different race, after one generation, there would be no prejudice. "

[DustinsDuster]

Junior!

Gryphon is correct. heres another:

"it is only when we have lost everything that we are free to do anything". i use that quote a lot.

Dustin

[bmxican]

way too easy but here it goes, "who wants a mustache ride!!!!"


its not even fair

[Ghryphon]

super troopers for you...

guys ONE AT A TIME!!! lol

no idea april/dustin...well maybe on dustins give me a min

[April]

i doubt anyone will get mine.
its from a really good movie.....
all about sex, drugs....stealing....all the good stuff.

[DustinsDuster]

heres another quote from my movie:

"the hampster cage smell of woodchips. the fart smell of steam."

Dustin

[Ghryphon]

damnit i know your dustin...i just cant think of it....

[DustinsDuster]

"this is lye. when water flowed through the ashes, a thick soapy discharge ran off"

Dustin

[CuteLilMegster]

Lol okay if you didnt get mine Dustin, no one will....I'll just answer it Its CKY *lol duh* :rock:

[DustinsDuster]

i havent seen the first CKY in years. its alright, but cant hold a candle to the later ones i dont think.

Dustin

[April]

okay, no one got mine......its from Thirteen

[DustinsDuster]

no one got mine, so here it is.
(drumrolls)

'FIGHT CLUB'

Dustin

[Ghryphon]

AH i knew it...couldnt get it to mind tho

ok whos up

[DustinsDuster]

this is an easy one:

"...and i wanna look him straight in the eye, tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, foreflushing, lowlife, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, over stuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fatassed, bug-eyed, stiff legged, spotted-lip, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. HALLELUJA(major sp?), HOLY SHIT! wheres the tylenol?"

i admit, i had to watch to movie to get that 100% right, i only know like half of that schpeel.

Dustin

[Ghryphon]

christmas vacation......best movie ever

"for he wept, as there were no more lands to conquoer"

check spellin...thats pretty accurate as well

[melhoneybee]

Someone should get this one.

"Wow, you can speak whale?"

same movie

"Just Keep swimming"..(repeted over and over)

[bmxican]

easy finding nemo, i knew the first but the swimming one gave it away.


"dude, whats mine say?" not too hard ;)

[Ghryphon]

dude wheres my car

uhhh except you cant introduce new ones till old ones are guessed! FOLLOW RULES!! AHHH!!

lol ima be the rule nazi :)

[melhoneybee]

You damn skin head you!

[DustinsDuster]

1 - "while were still under caution, i want you to go out there and hit the pace car"
2 - "hit the pace car?"
1 - "HIT THE PACE CAR!"
2 - "What for?"
1 - " 'cause you hit every other god damn thing out there, i want you to be perfect"

Dustin

[Urban Legend]

Days of Thunder
Great movie
"there's nothing I can't do with a race car"

[Ghryphon]

oooo urban i know it

i cant think of it tho....GRRR

[DustinsDuster]

"Are you a Mexi-Can? or a Mexi-Can't?"

Dustin

[Fate]

"Are you a Mexi-Can? or a Mexi-Can't?"

Dustin

Once Upon a Time In Mexico

[DustinsDuster]

"Split a piece of wood, and i am there. Lift a stone, and you will find me".

Dustin

[April]

"Sometimes, I guess there's just not enough rocks. "

[JJ240]

"Split a piece of wood, and i am there. Lift a stone, and you will find me".

Dustin

Stigmata

[Ashley]

"Sometimes, I guess there's just not enough rocks. "

Forrest Gump! lol.

[April]

yeah man! forest Gump.....an awesome, awesome movie.

[DustinsDuster]

"a robin red-breast, in a cage, puts all of heaven in a rage".

Dustin

[Fate]

Who is your daddy, And what does he do?

Gryph Im looking at you for this one :D

Kindergarden Cop ^^

[DustinsDuster]

think that one got answered a while back Fate.

Dustin

[Ghryphon]

lol fate, a lil late there :) but none the less...
.
whos up right now?

[melhoneybee]

"It is autumn now and I am spending more time then ever with my friends...they have given me my own lodge and I feel comfortable there....we talk every day but I know Kicking Bird is frustrated with me. He always wants to know how many more white people are coming. I tell him that the white people will most likely pass through this country and nothing more. I am speaking half truth one day there will be to many but I can not bring myself to tell them that."


Anyone know this one....I think I gave more then enough. (it's also a journal entry if that helps anyone)

[JJ240]

Dances with wolves? (idk)

[melhoneybee]

Good guess.....JJ got it right!

[DustinsDuster]

thats totally what i was going to guess as well. heres one i'll be surprised if anyone gets this:

"do you know what that dent in your upper lip is from? thats from where i told you a secret, and said "shhhhhh""

Dustin

[Ghryphon]

no clue on that one

[DustinsDuster]

Christopher Walken - "The Prophecy"

man hes my hero. hes so evil and sinister, its nuts.

Dustin

[April]

"No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window."

[RandomHero]

easy one, thats from Office Space

[Ghryphon]

"skip to the good part, how do i kill it"

[DustinsDuster]

HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL BOY (hell boy)

Dustin

[melhoneybee]

OK....here's one..

Girl: You once said the reason I beat you was because you wanted me to.
Guy: So.....
Girl: so if I win it's because deep down you know your about to make the biggest mistake in your life. And deep down you want me to stop you
Guy: What happens when you loose
Girl: If... I loose I'll buy you a wedding present.

Any takers? It's one of my fav movies.

[DustinsDuster]

not a clue, it sounds SLIGHTLY familiar, but i dont think i know it.

"ah, fuck you! im not the twinkle-toed James Bronson wannabe who had to bring the fuckin rope!"

Dustin

[DJ0820]

not a clue, it sounds SLIGHTLY familiar, but i dont think i know it.

"ah, fuck you! im not the twinkle-toed James Bronson wannabe who had to bring the fuckin rope!"

Dustin

boondock saints?

[DustinsDuster]

hehehe, yeah. i know i already did that one, and also that thats not quite the quote word for word exactly, but in the irish twang the speak in, its hard to remember it exactly. damn i love that movie.

Dustin

[melhoneybee]

No one knows mine? its a basketball movie

[April]

Mel...

Love and Basketball??

[melhoneybee]

DING DING DING....we have a winner! It is Love and Basketball

[DustinsDuster]

"hey Barry! we were just talking about you, remember when we used to call you "gay-boy" all the time?"

Dustin

[Ghryphon]

"always some mutha fucka gotta iceskate uphill"

from my most favorite movie of ALL TIME

[DustinsDuster]

i wanna say that sounds a lot like Bruce Willis Gryph, but i dont know if i could name the movie. do i at least have the actor right?

Dustin

[Ghryphon]

nope not even close :)

but nice try

[Fire Hawk]

"always some mutha fucka gotta iceskate uphill"

Wesley Snipes. It was either Blade or Blade II

[Ghryphon]

very nice, it was the first one

[Fire Hawk]

Probably an easy one for you guys, a quote from a favorite of mine.

"All you people are so scared of me, most days I'd take that as a compliment, but it ain't me you gotta worry about now".

[Ghryphon]

Riddick in "pitchblack"

:)

i believe so

[Fire Hawk]

Riddick in "pitchblack"

:)

i believe so

Yep. You right... how about this one.

"Ya I don't want to sound like a Queer or nothing, but I think unicorns kick ass"

[DustinsDuster]

ORGAZMO

Dustin

[Ghryphon]

lol ok

whos up now?

[DustinsDuster]

"Louis, Louis, you love your pain so. Have you had enough of this? ive had to listen to this for centuries."

Dustin

[ZacFields]

way to ruin the game man. lol j/k.

I just noticed that everyone stopped posting to this topic when you posted that quote.

[Ashley]

I KNOW!! It just hit me!! It's Lestat in Interview with the Vampire! YAHHHH! lol

[Ashley]

i have a good one.. maybe not a good one, but i like this movie so YAH.

"should i bolt everytime i get that feeling in my gut when i meet someone new? well, i've been listening to my gut since i was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, i've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains"

[DustinsDuster]

i have a good one.. maybe not a good one, but i like this movie so YAH.

"should i bolt everytime i get that feeling in my gut when i meet someone new? well, i've been listening to my gut since i was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, i've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains"

i would bet money that i havent seen the movie that is from. i would remember it. but i have an easier one.

"you have to consider the possibility that god does not like you. that he didnt want you. in all probability, he hates you. this is not the worst thing that could happen...."

also

"our fathers were our model for god. if our fathers bailed on us, what does that tell you about god?"

Dustin

[Ashley]

pleh.. fight club. =)

[Ashley]

"heroes get remembered, but legends never die. follow your heart, kid, and you'll never go wrong."

thats from a good movie too =)

[DJ0820]

"stay golden ponyboy"

[Ashley]

"stay golden ponyboy"the outsiders.

[DustinsDuster]

"heroes get remembered, but legends never die. follow your heart, kid, and you'll never go wrong."

thats from a good movie too =)

Sandlot, youre killin me smalls.

Dustin

[DustinsDuster]

how about this one smarty pants:

1 - "if i were you, id turn back"
2 - "yeah? well if you were ME than i'd be YOU! and id use your body to get to the top! you cant stop me no matter who you are! hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, LOSER!"

Dustin

[DJ0820]

how about this one smarty pants:

1 - "if i were you, id turn back"
2 - "yeah? well if you were ME than i'd be YOU! and id use your body to get to the top! you cant stop me no matter who you are! hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, LOSER!"

Dustin

sounds like an ace ventura movie, or at least something with jim carrey in it

[DustinsDuster]

hes close, but i need a title.

Dustin

[DustinsDuster]

heres one:

"hes not human. its like hitting a piece of steel"

and of course:

"i must break you"

Dustin

[Ashley]

the first one was ace ventura: when nature calls.

the second is a rocky movie.. maybe.. 4? i'm not sure. but i'm pretty positive it's rocky.

[DustinsDuster]

what can i say, shes amazing. heres another easy one

1 - "Ninja Pizza!"
2 - "Ninja Pizza?"
1- "Yes, vanish quickly without trace"

Dustin

[Ashley]

TMNT 2. geez. i'm retiring for the day.. too much thinking before school even starts. lol.

[DustinsDuster]

ok, heres the last one for this morning at least

"i mean, you dress like that to be different, but it looks like youre wearing a uniform. you look like a punk"

i'll be impressed if you get this one.

Dustin

[Ashley]

here's a decent enough one..

''she just goes a little mad sometimes. we all go a little mad sometimes, haven't you?"

by the way.. no one guessed my one from before. about his guys having shit for brains.. it was High Fidelity.

[DustinsDuster]

i cant watch many John Cusaak movies, i get really bored with them. ive never seen all of High Fidelity, which sucks because it has Jack Black in it, and hes hilarious.

your last quote, it sounds very vaguely familiar, but im probably just thinking of scream

"its him, hes gone crazy!"
"we all go a little crazy sometimes..."

Dustin

[Ghryphon]

geez i have no idea on either lol

[DustinsDuster]

i didnt think anybody would get that. its "SLC Punk". i love that quote. i think of it whenever i see someone whos trying soooo hard to be different, dressing way to off the wall. its way cooler when someone is really different, not just looks that way.

Dustin

[DustinsDuster]

"A robin, red breast, in a cage, puts all of heaven in a rage"

Dustin

[RandomHero]

oh man i know this one, im having such a brain fart its sooo not funny

[Ashley]

red dragon.. the one i did about going mad was from psycho.

[DustinsDuster]

this might be my favorite song from a movie is this one:

"UGH! youre a greeeaaaaat champ, but
you are slippin'
im gonna open a case of butt whoopin"
butt whoopin butt whoopin butt whoopin butt whoopin buttwhoopiiiinnnnnnn...
BUUUUTTTTTT WHOPPPPIIIIINNNNNNN!
BUUUUTTTTTT WHOPPPPIIIIINNNNNNN!
BUUUUTTTTTT WHOPPPPIIIIINNNNNNN!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

its called Mr. Roper, Mr. Roper"

good luck on that one.

Dustin

[Ashley]

uhh.. there was a mr. roper on three's company. lol..

thats about all i got. i have no idea.

[Ghryphon]

god make them easier :) lol

like

"adriannnnnnnnnn ADRIAANNNNNNNNN"

haha :)

[Ashley]

lol.. they were easy for awhile. til this one. i'm stumped.

[Ghryphon]

lol keep dreamin girl i only got like 2 outta 500 total lol

[RandomHero]

1. "You Americans don't smoke any more. You lead long, dull and uneventful lives."

2. Girl: Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birthdate's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913.
Guy: Wow! Are you psychic?
Girl: No.
Guy: Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?
Girl: I stole your wallet.

3. 'You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body."

4. "Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."

thats all im gonna do for now.

[Ashley]

haha sean. you should watch more movies. =)

matt..
1) black hawk down
2) the breakfast club.. best movie *ever*!
3) caddyshack
and..
4) forrest gump.

sheesh. 2 and 4 were easy.. i had to think about 1 and 3 for awhile.

[titan01]

MAN ON FIRE IS REAL GOOD

[Ashley]

okay then..

here's a good one.
"we don't have none of this stuff in the boy's room! wait a minute! we dont got none of this... we don't got doors on the stalls in the boys room, we don't have, what is this? what's this? we don't have a candy machine in the boy's room!"
ahahahaha. =)

[DustinsDuster]

the quote i had was from "The Great White Hype". i love that movie.

how about this one:

"My name....is Major....Benson....Winneford...Paine"

Dustin

[Ashley]

i'll leave that one for sean. he wanted an easy one. lol.

[DustinsDuster]

this one shouldnt be too bad.

"i'm so sad that i dont have Kelly. But i'm so greatful that she was with me on that island. and i know what i have to do now; i gotta keep breathing. because tomarrow the sun will rise, who knows what the tide could bring?"

i admire that logic to the fullest extent.

Dustin

[x fif x]

k well i liked this movie...others didnt...

"You'd be suprised wat a girl with out a daddy will do for a little male attention."

[melhoneybee]

I'll take the easy one since sean didn't jump on the ball....Dustin it was Major Payne! LOL

YAY

[DustinsDuster]

whats this? Ashley hasnt gotten mine yet? its even got a big clue in the quote. someone get on the ball here!

[Ghryphon]

i'll leave that one for sean. he wanted an easy one. lol.

ROFL thank you...but i uh...couldnt get it even tho it was "easy" lol...

*quits*

haha jk, keep em commin!

[Fate]

Why couldn't you just leave the bunny alone?

[DustinsDuster]

why couldnt you just leave the bunny alone?
CON AIR. Nicholas Cage kicks ass. im still waiting for Ashley to get mine.

Dustin

[titan01]

you are about 10 sec. away from the most embarrassing moment of your life

[DustinsDuster]

dammit all. was that Sylvester Stallone? maybe im thinking of his line in "Demolition Man", "youre gonna regret this for the rest of your life....both seconds of it". heres one im not sure if anyone will get:

1 - "Did you check the front tank?"
2 - "We checked the whole truck, its full of gas, asshole. and youre out of your league, BIG CITY BOY! i want your name, i want your badge, I WANT YOUR ASS! WHO IN THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"
3 - "he thinks hes Rambo..."
1 - "Rambo...is a pussy(shoots gun)"

Dustin

[lil krumm]

dammit all. was that Sylvester Stallone? maybe im thinking of his line in "Demolition Man", "youre gonna regret this for the rest of your life....both seconds of it". heres one im not sure if anyone will get:

1 - "Did you check the front tank?"
2 - "We checked the whole truck, its full of gas, asshole. and youre out of your league, BIG CITY BOY! i want your name, i want your badge, I WANT YOUR ASS! WHO IN THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"
3 - "he thinks hes Rambo..."
1 - "Rambo...is a pussy(shoots gun)"

Dustini think i know that movie but i cant think of the name

[Ashley]

geez.. go to work for one night and miss out on a lot. lol.

dustin.. it was cast away. =)

[DustinsDuster]

k well i liked this movie...others didnt...

"You'd be suprised wat a girl with out a daddy will do for a little male attention."

i just watched that tonight. "Murder by Numbers". pretty decent movie.

Dustin

[babygrlkw04]

Pretty decent movie dustin? that movie is one of my favorite! i love it! heres a quote :
"So... OK, like right now, for example, the Haitians need to come to America, but some people are all what about the strain on our resources? And its, like, when i had this garden party for my father's birthday right? I said RSVP because it was a sit down dinner, but people came that, like, did not RSVP. so i was, like, total buggin'. i had to haul ass to the kitchen redistribute the food, squish in some extra place settings, but by the end of the day i was like the more the merrier. And so if the government can just get to the kitchen rearrange some things we can certinly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may i please remind you that it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberity. thank you very much!"

sorry its a little long, but i'm sure someonw will know.

[DustinsDuster]

thats not Clueless, is it?

Dustin

[DustinsDuster]

try this one, pretty easy Sean:

1 - "did you get your favorite boxershorts from K-mart Raymond?"
2 - "tell him Ray"
3 - "K-mart Sucks"
2 - "Ray you made a joke! that was funny!"
3 - "yeah ha-ha-ha-ha"

Dustin

[babygrlkw04]

heck yeah its clueless, that movie is great!

[DustinsDuster]

see, i think its cause i kick so much ass with movie quotes that cool girls like Kristin will hang out with me. it probably has somethin to do with me loving monkeys and my awesome mafia hat as well.

Dustin

[Fate]

Look at this trunk, you could easiy fit 3 bodies in it.

[x fif x]

hmm sounds like analyze that...robert deniro..lmao gooood effin movie hahhahhahhaha

[April]

man....i can't believe someone pulled out the clueless quotes....how about this one........

1: you better watch ur butt man
2: Okay (tires to watch his butt) dude...there is no way a guy can watch his own butt.

[DustinsDuster]

no ones got my last quote yet? thats just blasphemous!

Dustin

[Stro]

Got an easy one for you

"First you get the wealth, then you get the money, then when you got the money you get the women!"

[Stro]

Shit

i forgot that that was my signiture!

yes its scarface

[Ashley]

try this one, pretty easy Sean:

1 - "did you get your favorite boxershorts from K-mart Raymond?"
2 - "tell him Ray"
3 - "K-mart Sucks"
2 - "Ray you made a joke! that was funny!"
3 - "yeah ha-ha-ha-ha"

Dustin

i'm stealing this one from sean, cos its one of my favorite movies.. RAIN MAN! =D

[DustinsDuster]

then Charlie Babbit waved bye bye to Rainman, "bye bye Rainman, bye bye"

Dustin

[Ashley]

woohoo for another awesome movie.. and if sean can't get this one.. then he sucks. because half the title is in the quote. lol.

"I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank."

[titan01]

could anyone figure out the quote i put up? (hint) his plays a rock n' roll detective.

[DustinsDuster]

dammit sean, come and get this one.

Dustin

[Ashley]

sean probably is still tryin to figure it out. lol.

[titan01]

the movie quote was from the movie Ford Fairlane :supz:

[DustinsDuster]

the movie quote was from the movie Ford Fairlane :supz:

i was seriously gonna guess that. ADC kicks ass. i own that movie on DVD.

Dustin

[DustinsDuster]

"the deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. it is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. your rifle is only a tool. it is a hard heart that kills. if your killer instincts are not clean and strong, you will hesitate at the moment of truth. you will not kill. you will become dead marines, and then you will be in a world of shit, because marines are not allowed to die without permission. do you maggots understand?"

love that movie

Dustin

[DJ0820]

"this is a jizz free ficus"

[Deathinnovember]

"oh god baby yeah stick in that hole ... ooo OOOO yeah..." hint .. it's a porno

[DustinsDuster]

"this is a jizz free ficus"

soooo American Pie 2. still trying to figure out how a jackass like Jason Biggs gets to pick between Shannon Elizabeth and Alyson Hannigan. no one knows mine? i thought that would be an easy one.

Dustin

[Ashley]

dustin.. full metal jacket.

[x fif x]

"oh god baby yeah stick in that hole ... ooo OOOO yeah..." hint .. it's a porno


they talk in pornos??!?!? this is new for me...

[DustinsDuster]

talking in pornos is the best part. half the time i watch porn videos its to laugh my ass off. well maybe to wack off, then laugh my ass off at the shitty acting. but thats a whole other post.

Dustin

[x fif x]

well post it..sounds like a good convo....lol

[DustinsDuster]

"i cant see anything. youre gonna have to cut me Mick. cut me Mick."

Dustin

[DJ0820]

rocky

im no good at this game................so im not going to play

[DustinsDuster]

call off your men, or i'll give you a war you wont believe.

Dustin

[melhoneybee]

I'm the same way angel.....i just read to see if there could be one that I could get...lol

[Ashley]

uhh.. rambo says something like that in 'first blood'.. but.. not really that, so idk if thats what yer talkin about or not. lol. i think he says 'dont push it or i'll give you a war you wont believe'..

[DustinsDuster]

the thought was conveyed, thats what i was going for. the easy ones are fun, how about this:

"where would you go if you were a 15th century european leader trapped in San-Dimas for a day?"

"Water-loo!"

Dustin

[JJ240]

Bill and teds excellent adventure.

[DustinsDuster]

like i said, easy one. how about this one:

"by the way, youre fined $600 for being late to practice."

"$600!?!?!?!?!? thats like 4 years allowance!"

Dustin

[DJ0820]

rookie of the year?

[Ashley]

rookie of the year kicks some major assage.

[RandomHero]

assage

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, assage, that word is awesome

[Ashley]

duh, and i'm awesome, that's why i used the word. ;o)

[DustinsDuster]

rookie of the year?

DJ and i are on the same wavelength, air-go, we kick ass.

Dustin

[DustinsDuster]

how about this

"if i drank, i'd be puking more than that kid"
"i dont think anyone could puke more than that kid, i think i saw a boot come out of him"

Dustin

[April]

What about........

Guy: I plan to make a buttload of money
Guy 2: How much is a buttload?
Guy: A lot. I base it on the fact that I once fit a 5 dollar bill up and ass and well...not to brag, but i think i can fit way more....easily

[DustinsDuster]

2 more, different movies first:

"man, is my dick still there?"
"hangin by a thread, bud"

and

"listen to what i got so far: 'my mama talkin to me, tryin tell me how to live. buh duh duh, buh duh duh, duh duh duh. but i dont listen to her cause my head is like a sithe, buh duh duh, buh duh duh, duh duh duh"

Dustin

[Rabbit]

i know the second ones from a cheech & chong movie... don't remember which one though lol :partyman:

[DJ0820]

how about this

"if i drank, i'd be puking more than that kid"
"i dont think anyone could puke more than that kid, i think i saw a boot come out of him"

Dustin

wedding singer

[DJ0820]

"listen to what i got so far: 'my mama talkin to me, tryin tell me how to live. buh duh duh, buh duh duh, duh duh duh. but i dont listen to her cause my head is like a sithe, buh duh duh, buh duh duh, duh duh duh"

Earache my eye!

[DustinsDuster]

i love that song. no ones got my top one though. i though Mel might get that one.

Dustin

[Urban Legend]

Dustin is it 8 seconds "Lane you're a puussss"

[DustinsDuster]

BOO YAH! someone finally got it. Cowboy the fuck up!

Dustin

[melhoneybee]

i love that song. no ones got my top one though. i though Mel might get that one.

Dustin

i just read this thread for the first time for awhile.....and ya you're right I would have got it.....but someone beat me to it!. Oh well......I LOVE that movie btw. Cowboy Up....thats another good movie too dustin!

[titan01]

you've been a cop for 2min and im already starting to hate you.

[Ghryphon]

aye fast and furious maybe? no idea

[titan01]

nope (hint) if you smellllllll what the rock is cooking

[Ghryphon]

oooo

rundown

[titan01]

give up?

[Ghryphon]

wtf it wasnt rundown? lol

uhh....walking tall?

[titan01]

nope (are you on the colorado racing fourm?)

[Ghryphon]

lol yes i give up

and yes im on all the colorado race stuff :)

[titan01]

Walking Tall its the rocks new movie

[Ghryphon]

wtf it wasnt rundown? lol

uhh....walking tall?

lol i said it earlier :)

[titan01]

it just came out on dvd tues its a damn good movie i thought

[Ghryphon]

never seen it....i might have to go rent it tho...

next?

[titan01]

you are the one on colorado racing right thats how i found out about CR:U

[Ghryphon]

yup that would be me :)

whats ur name in colorado racing?

car?

[DustinsDuster]

i dont like the rock, i dont know why though. maybe hes from Canada, and its just natural for me to hate him. weird.

Dustin

[titan01]

my name is titan01, on colorado racing also

[Ghryphon]

geez i hijacked another topic....

ok whos next up with another quote?

titan check ur pm's

[titan01]

cop:congrats on your when tonight
kid:and congrats to you
cop:congrats for what
kid:for getting to wear such cute mount me hats
cop:mount me
kid: well not right now maybe after a few more drinks :drinkers:

[DustinsDuster]

Varsity Blues. by the way, its "win", not "when"

Dustin

[Urban Legend]

cop: Have you been drinking sir?
man: I had about a half a beer, but the dog had alot.

[DustinsDuster]

wasnt that bulletproof with Damon Wayans and Adam Sandler?

Dustin

[titan01]

bro1: whats a four letter word for snatch
bro2: grab
bro1: oh oops

[Rabbit]

bro1: whats a four letter word for snatch
bro2: grab
bro1: oh oops

stuck on you

[Rabbit]

"obey my dog"

[x fif x]

how bout......"ill kik ur balls straight up into ur head so that they rattle around in ur skull like dice in a yahtzee cup" ?

[DustinsDuster]

how bout......"ill kik ur balls straight up into ur head so that they rattle around in ur skull like dice in a yahtzee cup" ?

i dont know that one, but it reminded me of another one:

"Los Locos kick your ass, Los Locos kick your face, Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!"

Dustin

[DustinsDuster]

heres an easy one, 2 quotes, 1 movie:

"its disgraceful, youre old enough to be her grandfather"
"well im as human as the next man"
"I was the next man"

and

"theyre trying to kill us!"
"I KNOW DAD!!!"
"it's a new expirience for me"
'it happens to me all the time"

Dustin

[DustinsDuster]

"i suddenly remembered my Charlameign. Let my Armies be the rocks and the trees, and the birds in the sky"

Dustin

[Ghryphon]

indiana jones and the last crusade :) said after the birds crash the plane :)

woohoo 2 points for me

[Ghryphon]

thats for all those quotes too by the way

"do you hear that?
that is the sound of inevitability"

[x fif x]

"po ta to head"

[x fif x]

"po ta to head"

from the same movie...
"my crotch is right here ::points:: See ... right where you left it."

" ... yuck.."

[DustinsDuster]

thats for all those quotes too by the way

"do you hear that?
that is the sound of inevitability"

you left out "mr. anderson" in that. its supposed to be "do you hear that Mr. Anderson? that is the sound of inevitability. goodbye, Mr. Anderson".

by the way, thats the Matrix, if you didnt think id know that.

Dustin

[DustinsDuster]

how about this one:

"BALLPLAYERS?!?!? i dont have ballplayers, ive got girls. girls i would rather sleep with after the game, not coach during the game(hocks up chew)"
"jimmy, if we paid you a little bit more, could you be just a little more disgusting?"
"well i could certainly use the money...."

Dustin

[Ghryphon]

i left out mr anderson cuz that would give it away in a heartbeat, easy quote none the less i know :)

no clue on urs

that womens baseball league one maybe...

[DustinsDuster]

ahhhh, but whats the name?

Answer:

"A league of their own"

Dustin

[DustinsDuster]

[quote="x fif x":31610]"po ta to head"

from the same movie...
"my crotch is right here ::points:: See ... right where you left it."

" ... yuck.."[/quote:31610]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. i cheated, but i figured you wanted everyone to know.

Dustin

[x fif x]

awww cheater..huh? lol thats the movie yeah

[DustinsDuster]

ive never even heard of it. i looked it up. i just searched that movie quote. wasnt that hard.

Dustin

[x fif x]

okay well how bout the last one i gave...no one got that....am i just watching weird movies or wat???!?!?

[Rabbit]

nobody got mine either :Hangman:

[Ashley]

mines the best. i had this all memorized at one point, but i havent seen it in awhile so i had to look parts of it up..

" If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?"

[x fif x]

hmmm National Lampoon's .... sumthing

[Ashley]

oo something what?

its pretty much given away in the first sentence.

[DustinsDuster]

im guessing you didnt realize i posted that one weeks ago, did you Ashley?
http://www.crunderground.com/viewtopic.php?t=1632&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=45

Dustin

[April]

National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

[DustinsDuster]

it just shows to go ya, no one really listens to me.

Dustin

[Ashley]

god damn.

well then. you stole it from me. kind of. cos it's one of my favorites. or i'll just uhh.. claim you stole it from me. to make myself feel better for not remembering. *sigh*

[DustinsDuster]

swing away Merril.

Dustin

[Ashley]

signs.

[RandomHero]

"Greg wont go down on me!"

hahaha

[Ashley]

lmao..

8 mile! oh yah! =P

[DustinsDuster]

even i knew that one, and i hate Eminem with a passion.

"...i dont know, i just think its better to just have ideas. you can change an idea, but changing a belief is trickier. people have killed for it, people have died for it"

Dustin

[DustinsDuster]

no one knows this one? oh man, EASY!

Dustin

[Rabbit]

DOGMA

[Ashley]

heres a decent one..

1) you walked out on this relationship
2) i didn't walk out. you walked out.
1) you fucked kevin!
2) you fucked many!
1) nameless, faceless many.
2) thank you, i feel much better now.

[DustinsDuster]

god damn its about time. shame on you all for not getting it sooner.

Dustin