Movie Quotes -

[x fif x]

a) "Captain America here has landed us 26 miles from the landing site"
b) "and how do you know this?"
a) "because i'm a genius"

[Ashley]

HEY. no. you're distracting people from my quote, and mine is from a way better movie. lol.

[DustinsDuster]

Armageddon.

Dustin

[x fif x]

yea yea yea

[Rabbit]

"Los Locos kick your ass, Los Locos kick your face, Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!"

i can't believe it took me this long to remember... Short Circuit

(can't remember if it's from 1 or 2 though, lol)

either way johnny 5 kicks ass

[DustinsDuster]

the second one because Number Johnny 5 was in the city, remember? heres another one:

1 - "I AM THE BEST DAMN PILOT YOU'LL EVER FLY WITH!"
2 - "HA! IVE FLOWN WITH YOU TWICE, YOUVE CRASHED HALF THE TIME!"

and

2 - "how old are you?"
1 - "how old you think i am?"
2 - "....45...?"
1 - (looks up)
2 - "fourty....eight?"
1 - (points up)
2 - "ok, 50?"
1 - (whispers in her ear)
2 - "...you still look good"
1- "i still AM good"

Dustin

[PrizmRacingUSA]

dustin : six days seven nights anne heche and harrison ford!

[PrizmRacingUSA]

Five Quotes from different movies
first one to get them all right gets a dollar from me (need name and titles)

-"you must cut down yon tree with a herring!"

-"To a ten year old im huge"

-"K-K-K-K-Kens gonna K-K-K-Kill me!"

-"FUCK......ASS!!!!"

-"Your head is the one with the thick candy shell!"

[DustinsDuster]

Five Quotes from different movies
first one to get them all right gets a dollar from me (need name and titles)

-"you must cut down yon tree with a herring!"

-"To a ten year old im huge"

-"K-K-K-K-Kens gonna K-K-K-Kill me!"

-"FUCK......ASS!!!!"

-"Your head is the one with the thick candy shell!"

think you typo'd the first one

2 - hook

3 - not sure

4 - Boondock Saints, already been quoting that one

5 - Tommy Boy

heres one for you, easy one:

"now Cole, when the little needle goes into the red and reads '9000 RPM', thats bad"

Dustin

[April]

i dont know like any of the quotes yall are putting out.

[Ashley]

the first one sounds like something out of monty python and the holy grail. i havent watched it in awhile, and i think he butchered the quote pretty bad. i'm not sure though.

and i think #3 is from a fish called wanda.

[DustinsDuster]

does no one know mine? oh man, thats just wrong. what if i said this:

1 - "i need to pit"
2 - "not right now Cole, we're busy eating icecream"
1 - "icecream?!?!?"
2 - "your welcome to come down here and get one, but you have enough trouble making it around the track, i dont think Nascar would like that"

Dustin

[Ashley]

uhm.. days of thunder? i'm really not sure, i've seen that movie like.. once. forever ago.

[PrizmRacingUSA]

-"you must cut down yon tree with a herring!" monty python & the holy grail...said by a night who says nee!

-"To a ten year old im huge" Hook.. as said by dustin hoffman

-"K-K-K-K-Kens gonna K-K-K-Kill me!" a fish called wanda, said by kevin kline

-"FUCK......ASS!!!!" boondock saints as said by "fuck ass"

-"Your head is the one with the thick candy shell!" tommy boy, as said by chris farley

[DustinsDuster]

"he cannot play! he is not Winabi!"
"(pulls down pants)read it and weep"

same movie

"number one nuba draft pick"
"nuba?"
"yeah, N B A"

Dustin

[PrizmRacingUSA]

ok so heres a easy one...

"You want the truth?.."
"You can't handle the truth!"


New one!--

"I dont know..... i just like punching people"

[DustinsDuster]

first ones a few good men.

Dustin

[PrizmRacingUSA]

and the second?
tink big dumb animal who you cant really understand

[melhoneybee]

Dustin's from above was Days of Thunder!

[DustinsDuster]

"no no no, your tone is all wrong. say it again, i'll stab you in the eye with a saudering iron. whats that? does your mother sew? BAM BAM! get her to sew that!"

Dustin

[melhoneybee]

no idea....i suck at these....as stated on page 3 5 7 8 lol

[PrizmRacingUSA]

no mel. it just means you got more of a life than the rest of us who have nothing else better to do than watsch way too many movies! :) jp guys

[DustinsDuster]

just when you thought this topic would die!

"you do know Elvis is dead, right?"
"no, Elvis is not dead, he just went home"

Dustin

[April]

Men in Black!!!!!

[Ashley]

ok.. multiple quotes. same movie.

*Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey

*Well guess what bitch, I'm better than Annie Oakley and I've got you right in my sights

*... not only are you not dead, but you're getting married to some fucking jerk and you're pregant. I overreacted

Mwuhaha. Should be easy, if you've seen even a little bit of the movie.

[DustinsDuster]

was "wakey wakey eggs and bakey" from son in law? that sounds very familiar, i just cant quite place it. i do have another one though.

"maybe everyone should go home before things get any worse"
"WORSE?!?!?!? how could things possibly get any worse? talk a look around Helen, were at the 7th circle of Hell! heh!"

Dustin

[Ashley]

nope.. it's all the same movie, and it's not son-in-law.


for yours.. i think chevy chase said something like that in Christmas Vacation. but it's a little different and i think her name is ellen.. lol.. so i could be wrong, i'm not really sure.

[DustinsDuster]

youre right, her name is Ellen, now that i think about it. i want to say ive seen the movie of your quotes, but i just cant quite place it. i'll work on it.

Dustin

[Ghryphon]

"ill take pleasure in guttin you....boooooooooyyyyyyyyy"
"Ill take pleasure in gutiin you.....boyyyyy"
"What the hell is wrong with these people?!"

too ez....really tooooo ez.....my favorite movie tho, of all time

[DustinsDuster]

holy shit griffin, i am watching that movie right now. thats crazy. it is of course "The Rock".

Welcome to the Rock! i love Sean Connery.

Dustin

[Ghryphon]

omg dude thats awesome LOL

i love that movie....my opinion one of the best...ahhh crazyness hahah

[DustinsDuster]

"you didnt mean that; about being cruel to being a life into this world, did you?"

"well i did at the time..."

"at the time? it was 7 seconds ago"

"well a lot has happened since then..."

Dustin

[Ghryphon]

the rock :) :supz: :supz: :supz: :supz:

[Ashley]

geez did no one know mine?

it was kill bill 2. =P

[Ghryphon]

i cant stand kill bill....bleh thats just me lol

anyways whos up next?!

[PrizmRacingUSA]

heres one dustin...
"no.. im jun-tao's half step brother. im Blackanese"

"which one of yall kicked me?"

same movie!

[Ghryphon]

imma answer this!

rush hour 2

woowoo love that movie

good luck with this one...VERY few is any can answer this

"well its like they say....a hole is a hole is a hole...."

old school, doubt anyone comes close

[April]

i thought that was just Rush Hour not the second one

[Ghryphon]

and my quote is NOT from your homemade porno's april.....

i dont believe

lol jk :)

i cant remember which rush hour it was

[April]

lol...thanks sean....but i did use that line in my porno....anyone wanna buy it??

[Ghryphon]

aye got a few copies...

i mean....

wait....

no no no thats wrong porn is from satan and satan is the devil and thats just bad....bad bad bad

(ill take 2 copies)

....:) guess my movie damnit!

[April]

lol...yay for my porno....:::cough::: what?

[April]

well...actually...i do have that one video....no, nevermind

[melhoneybee]

I want one I want one.....silentence....cricket sounds....hehe

[April]

well...its not a nude video....lol...so i know you wouldnt want it mel

[Ghryphon]

*slaps both you*

back on topic! quote something from her porns AFTER you guess mine

haha

[April]

geez, way to regulate sean....dont get ur panties in a knot

[Ghryphon]

lol

im forum nazi for 1 night....no jk

:)

[DustinsDuster]

"whats going on out there?"
"should i describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?"

Dustin

[Ghryphon]

lord of the rings, part 1

woowoo

[DustinsDuster]

so wrong, that was the second one. where Legolas was talking to the dwarf, i can never remember his name. the first one was my favorite though, because it had Boromir, and he was king supreme shizneatobangbangdiggity badass.

Dustin

[Ghryphon]

WTF no it was the first one....

i swear....

damn i gotta go watch it

[x fif x]

a) "You're feeding her?"
b) "No, I'm not leave her alone"
a) "You're feeding your sister?!!!"

[Deimos]

I know the asnwer to this one. Its ironic who is feeding their sister being he is a member of the clergy and all.

[PrizmRacingUSA]

dustin, sean, it was the second one. the two towers because Gimli asks Legolas then Legolas says that to Gimli when the whole army of orcs are coming down marching towards Helms Deep. therefore it was the second one, The Two Towers.
my 2cents.

ok so this one is easy...
"Sara?......Sara Friend!"
"LUDO smell Bad"

[DustinsDuster]

dustin, sean, it was the second one. the two towers because Gimli asks Legolas then Legolas says that to Gimli when the whole army of orcs are coming down marching towards Helms Deep. therefore it was the second one, The Two Towers.

i am, VINDICATED, i am selfish i am wrong, i am right, i swear im right. swear i knew it all along...

heres one,

"whos Winston Churchill?"
"Jimi Hendrix of the spoken word"
"whos Jimi Hendrix?"
"Micheal Jordan of the electric guitar"

im watching that movie right now.

Dustin

[PrizmRacingUSA]

ok ok here's one you probably wont know, but youve probably all see the movie at least once..


"Get out of here Phoebe the pheob....."
*girl pouts and climbs down the ladder**

"hey you cant do that, thats perscription.."
"No thats discrimination, drugs are prescription, but youre on em if you think youre getting up here"

this movie has some of the coolest kids from 1990

[PrizmRacingUSA]

i know ive seen that movie before... i know i hav.. dammit this pizzes me off.. when i cant think of an answer that i know is in my brain somewhere

[DustinsDuster]

"as you can see...all the dials on the amp go to 11. 11, 11, 11. for if we get to that point where we need that extra little push over the edge, thats right, we turn it to 11."
"why dont you just make 10 louder, and than you could just turn them up to 10?"
"(stares at amp for a second)...but these amps go to 11"

Dustin

[PrizmRacingUSA]

dunno dustin..i dont like the fact that i dont know these lol

[DustinsDuster]

i expect almost everyone to not know that one, just seeing if anyone gets it.

Dustin

[Fate]

OPEN FIRE!
Sir into the crowd?
YES WASTE THE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

[DustinsDuster]

that one doesnt even sound familiar to me. a quote like that would stand out if i had heard it.

Dustin

[April]

wow....i'm soooooooooo lost. yeah, what are those from?

[PrizmRacingUSA]

monster squad and labrynth! jebus hasnt anyone seen those movies?

[DustinsDuster]

i havent seen Monster Squad in years, and much to my friends Disapproval, i havent seen the Labrynth either.

Dustin

[PrizmRacingUSA]

labryinth kicks my ass man! but seeing david bowie in spandex isnt what id call a PG rated experiance haha.

[Ghryphon]

it haunted my dreams for several years....till i sought help

no jk....

anyways....

if someone doesnt get this instantly...then wtf

"hello Sydney......

(if that didnt give it away this will)

do you like scarry movies?"

[Deathinnovember]

OMFG GOD I got one ! Scary movie! OMG OMG i GOT ONE !

[Ghryphon]

lol

well i couldnt make it easier....but goodjob none the less :) lol

"what we do in life
echos in eturnity"

god another easy one

[Deathinnovember]

The matrix?

[Ghryphon]

nope nope

[DustinsDuster]

wasnt "Hello Sydney...." from Scream, and not Scary Movie? thats what i thought it was. not sure about your second one, it makes me think Tomb Raider, but that doesnt sound too right.

Dustin

[Deathinnovember]

I don't know but thats not how you spell enternity :rolleyes:

[Ghryphon]

sorry im sick and partially asleep too lol....

but uh it was scream...not scarry movie...so uh you havent got one yet....lol :)

and nope for the next one....

i be taught good in dis colage bout dme speeling.....

[Deathinnovember]

*sigh* I read this every time theres a new post. But I never know it. The only one I will get and I'm sure all of you will get.

"Live life a quarter mile at a time" ROFL

*crawls back into his little hole*

[Ghryphon]

oh god

ricer movie to the extreme = fast and furious

lol..i love this line tho

"it dont matter if ya win by an inch or a mile" uhh...u race a quarter mile...how can u win by.....

nm...im sick....blah

someone make me soup

[Deathinnovember]

I have ghetto aldi's chicken noodle soup (much better then the expensive kind). Feel free to come over and eat as much as you like TO PREPARE FOR YOUR HORRIBLE DEFEAT IN HALO!.

[Ghryphon]

rock on

be there in 12 hours

[Deathinnovember]

Alright :) *starts waiting*

[Ghryphon]

actually why dont u come here...

denver is nicer then cr....we got snow today :)

[Deathinnovember]

Ummm alright actually I live in IC. So it might take 12 hours and 37 minutes. It'll take me a few minutes to unhook the xbox and go to the bank to get money out and how many cans of soup do you want?

[Ghryphon]

at least a few trucks full

im pretty sick :(

back on topic for a sec...

mines still out there

"what we do in life
echos in eternity"

[x fif x]

yay!! Gladiator ?

[Ghryphon]

very good

*hands you a cookie*

[Deimos]

OPEN FIRE!
Sir into the crowd?
YES WASTE THE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

Resident evil 2 when the city gets infected. See I was paying attenton to the movie.

[Deimos]

"Yo man whats up? I'm the Phreak, the Pheatom Phreak, the king of 9X. I know you play the game!"

later on in the move....

man on the phone- I wanna lick you earlobes.
man responding- "I. I. Know where you can stick it."

[Deimos]

Woman- "what would you do if your wife cheats?"
Man- "I would take her to a really romantic place like a bridge or cliff or something... and I would push her off."

"Yo necessito uno tojya (spelling)."
"That's real pretty whats that mean?"
"May I please have a towel"

[DustinsDuster]

i dont think they couldve said "NAWS" 1 more time in Fast and Furious if they tried. when Vin Diesel had his little speech, it was like hearing the teacher from Peanuts'. "WAA WAA WAAAAA WAA", except it was more like, "i NOS my NOS, one NOS at a NOS. nothing else matters, not my NOS and all their bull-NOS. for those 10 NOS or NOS, i'm NOS". lame.

Dustin

[Deathinnovember]

That made absolutely no sense what so ever dustin. But you had the best point ever about that movie.

[DustinsDuster]

im just saying, they said "NOS" way too much in the movie. what was even funnier was when the car exploded because of NOS!. while it is possible the bottles could rupture and explode, i dont see how a couple bullets could set a car afire. and besides, nitrous oxide isnt flammible.

Dustin

[PrizmRacingUSA]

oxygen is EXTEREMELY flammable.. trust me, never EVER put a fuse on a 2 litre bottle of oxygen and light it.. not good results if youre closer than 30 feet to it... feels his eyebrows to remember hahalolz funn shat!

[DustinsDuster]

oxygen is flammible, yes, but nitrous oxide isnt. NO2 is sprayed into the chamber, freezing the air/fuel mix, making for a much more dense charge, there for making more hp. Dubs will correct me if i missed anything.

Dustin

[x fif x]

Believe me i dont make this a habit....bailing complete strangers out of jail. If i did that I'd be a nut....a broke nut! And I'm not nutty. "

::thinks of nother::

You think you can do wat i do?"
Maybe if given the chance"

[DustinsDuster]

Believe me i dont make this a habit....bailing complete strangers out of jail. If i did that I'd be a nut....a broke nut! And I'm not nutty. "

::thinks of nother::

You think you can do wat i do?"
Maybe if given the chance"

what the hell does that have to do with anything? if anything, that belongs in the "Funny Ramblings" post. it was pretty random, i'll give you that.

Dustin

[x fif x]

Dustin its two different quotes from the same movie..why random? i believe this is movie quotes and thats wat i put...buuuut i guess u dotn know the movie?

[DustinsDuster]

my mistake, i didnt realize they were quotes without all the quotation marks. just a misunderstanding, please excuse it.

Dustin

[x fif x]

::sighs:: alright i guess ur excused..so no guess on the movie? i could watch it again...right now lol

[DustinsDuster]

it seems you quote movies that not many people have seen or heard of. so it seems to me anyway.

Dustin

[x fif x]

blah ur no fuN! boxing movie if that helps... and sorry i dont watch the same movies errrone else watches but that would be no fun...blah

[DustinsDuster]

you have no room to talk, you, just like eveyone else it seems, couldnt place my "Amps that go to 11" quote. so there.

Dustin

[PrizmRacingUSA]

haha... heavy! you should start a soundtrack thread dustin. we have movie quotes and songs youre listening to... maybe you should start that thread... id post on it, but then again i post on pretty much anything!

[Ghryphon]

you can do music here too :)

[x fif x]

well i think this should be movies and a new thread for music..but its not my site..blah.

"I'm withholding my anger though i'd like to be the strangler of this punk ass little pussy's puny neck."

[DustinsDuster]

what movie had the Aerosmith song "Sweet Emotion" going through the opening credits?

hint, "Alright, alright alright alright"

Dustin

[03_CF_Blues]

dazed and confused

[DustinsDuster]

boooo yyyyyaaaaaahhhhh! didnt think itd take long for someone to get it on this site.

how about "Trying Hard now......"


Dustin

[Fate]

OPEN FIRE!
Sir into the crowd?
YES WASTE THE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

Rules of Engagement

[x fif x]

it didnt take that long...lol and it wasnt me!

[03_CF_Blues]

dazed and confused is on my favorites list, along with that i like animal house, van wilder, old school for that line of movies anyway.

[x fif x]

dazed and confused should be on EVEryones list.

[Ashley]

i've been gone too long. i think this thread grew like 8 pages since last time i saw it. oh well. since i'm so lost.. i'm just gonna throw up a new one.

"We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble"

[April]

Ghost Busters?

[Ashley]

woohoo! good job. i love that movie.

[DustinsDuster]

that was way too easy of one.

"The ferrari Daytona gtv 5-cam, peaks at 5500 rpm!"

or another movie,

"they oughtta put you in missing persons Strebek, you know everyone."

Dustin

[03_CF_Blues]

first is gone in 60 seconds not sure on second

[Ghryphon]

yea...no idea either.....

"do or do not
there is no try"

easy one, might as well give you all somethin easy since dustins is tuff :)

[DJ0820]

i still dont understand how you could have 5 cams...silly ferrari

[DustinsDuster]

no one will guess mine, so i'll just tell you. its "Dragnet" with Dan Akroyd and Tome Hanks, i seriously underrated funny movie.
the "amps that go to 11" line is from "Spinal Tap". one of the funniest movies from the 80's if you ask me.

Dustin

[Ghryphon]

we cant let this die!

revive it people! come on

[DJ0820]

"are you a mexican or a mexican't?"

[Ghryphon]

i saw that on the george lopez tv sitcom show thing....

it sounds sooooo familur tho in a movie...ahhhhh which one?!?!!?

[Ashley]

once upon a time in mexico. =P

[Ghryphon]

revival time! haha!

this now includes music lyrics too!

should make it more interesting...

cant be just 1 line tho, unless its really obvious

"threw you the obvious
and you flew with it on your back
your name in your recollection
down among a million say..

and difficult not to feel a little bit
disappionted
and passed over
when i've look right through
to see you naked
but oblivious
and you don't see me

well i threw you the obvious
to see if there's more behind
the eyes of a fallen angel
eyes of a tragedy

here I am expecting just a little bit
too much from the wounded"


tooooo easy :)

[DustinsDuster]

i dont think we should start using music quotes. Music is so much more vast than movies. finding people who know the same movie quotes is hard enough, especially with this group being as eclectic as it is. just my opinion.

Dustin

[Stutz]

That's a negative, Ghostrider. The pattern is full.

(Yeah thats right im bumping an old ass thread up)

[tractioncontrol]

Yes , Yes and no.

[DustinsDuster]

how about this one:

"perhaps it was to quench those tears forever that i took such vengence upon them"

[Ashley]

brad pitt in "interview with the vampire." yesssss.

[DustinsDuster]

"its not that i dont love you guys, its all about this(pats chest). but for the first time ever, im 18, and i can say FUUUUUUCCCKKK YOU!"

[Stutz]

Come on someone get mine its really easy

[Ashley]

tricky: top gun =)

dustin: SLC punk

yesss, i win this game, hands down.

[DustinsDuster]

heres an easy one Ashley is gonna love:

"FIXED THE NOOLPOST!"

[ZacFields]

yessss, i love national lampoon's christmas vacation. lol.

-ashley

[DustinsDuster]

i tell everybody this, i can say with complete honesty that if it werent for that movie, i would have no idea at all what a "noolpost" is.

i mightve said this one already, but i love this quote too much not to say it

"i suddenly remembered my Charlimaign. 'may my armies be the rocks and the trees.....and the birds in the skies"

[Ashley]

well if no one else is going to say it... indiana jones and the last crusade. lol.

[tractioncontrol]

Heres one

It's blue, It's blue, The goddam pen is blue.

[DustinsDuster]

Liar Liar. i wouldve capitolized it, but thats just me.

[DEVOURER]

"have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?"

[DragonUSMC]

^Batman

"US technology, Russian technology... ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!!!!!"

[tractioncontrol]

Armagedon

[Stutz]

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

[Ashley]

..bueller? ..bueller?

i love ferris bueller =)

[tractioncontrol]

here it's 2 people

1 You don't have to babysit me

2 I think I'm gonna hang around for a while and see if them balls pop

[DragonUSMC]

^8 Seconds


"You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers I will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet! You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"

[DEVOURER]

^full metal jacket!

"Excuse me. I don't mean to impose, but I am the Ocean. "

same movie...

"I deal in U.S. pounds, friend. None of that faggot metric shit for me"

[k u r y i s]

Best movie of all time!

"Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle."

[RandomHero]

/\ dazed and confused

[DragonUSMC]

^full metal jacket!

"Excuse me. I don't mean to impose, but I am the Ocean. "

same movie...

"I deal in U.S. pounds, friend. None of that f@gg0t metric sh*t for me"

I think that one is from The Salton Sea


OK PEOPLE GET IT RIGHT! YOU HAVE TO ANSWER THE ONE ABOVE TO POST THE NEXT QUTOE!

[DragonUSMC]

a long one... but from my favorite movie of all time...

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, well, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those tiny, white pants. It's just so illogical, about being a Smurf, you know? I mean, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

[Ashley]

donnie darkooo

[k u r y i s]

yes yes, very good movie

heres one:

Purple in the morning, blue in the afternoon, orange in the evening and green at night. Just like that, one, two, three, four.

[DEVOURER]

yes yes, very good movie

heres one:

Purple in the morning, blue in the afternoon, orange in the evening and green at night. Just like that, one, two, three, four.

requiem for a dream...

"It's not what the pussy can do for you, it's what you can do for the pussy! "

[k u r y i s]

yet another excellent movie, spun!

i'm glad to see that people in iowa watch good movies too, working with the people at uhaul i had doubts. one kid even told me he had never seen tommy boy...

[DEVOURER]

yet another excellent movie, spun!

i'm glad to see that people in iowa watch good movies too, working with the people at uhaul i had doubts. one kid even told me he had never seen tommy boy...

actually i wasnt a fan of requiem for a dream. but i like tommy boy! here is one for you...

"are you or are you not the black angel of death?"

[k u r y i s]

SEVEN! SEVEN miles an hour! And normally, when I stop people, they pull onto the *shoulder*!

[tractioncontrol]

Kuryis
Black sheep

[tractioncontrol]

Don't touch my uncle, the genious of my family.

[DEVOURER]

armageddon! we just had that asshole!

here...

"thats one fine coat youre wearing..."

[Ashley]

sin city

[tractioncontrol]

Will you hold my wallet for me while I take the test, please? There's a thousand dollars in there, or maybe there isn't. Know what I mean?

[s13kid]

ohh lmao

[DragonUSMC]

:rolleyes:

DAMNIT PEOPLE!!!

guess the quote of the person above you and then post your own!!
We still need an answer for Traction's



Will you hold my wallet for me while I take the test, please? There's a thousand dollars in there, or maybe there isn't. Know what I mean?

[DEVOURER]

spies like us! lmao

"you should be running!"

[Drifte]

hell boy?

how bout:

"I like you betty"

[Ashley]

caddyshack!

[Drifte]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ok.

" i got these feelins up inside a me, i dont talk to my motha so i talk to my diary"

name the movie and the song.

[DJ0820]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ok.

" i got these feelins up inside a me, i dont talk to my motha so i talk to my diary"

name the movie and the song.

Office Space and "No Tears" by Scarface

it's sad i know that off the top of my head

[tractioncontrol]

Devourer, Ashley or anyone else that thinks thier good at this, try this one........


You have a wife? Girlfriend? Whoever she is I'm gonna find her, hurt her, and then I'm gonna kill you right in front of her.

[Ashley]

mission impossible 3. =)

[tractioncontrol]

O.K. you are good at this how about this one...


1. Every third blink the light is slower.

2. I think the 60's got to you.



I'm gonna get you here on one of these. This thread will be done. LOL.

[DustinsDuster]

thats not "Flashback" with Dennis Hopper, is it?

i have one:

1 - "what do you want on your toast?"

2 - "no ma'am. just dry."

1 - "what do you want?"

3 - "do you have good fried chicken?"

1 - "best damn fried chicken in the state"

3 - "i'll have 3 fried chickens"

1 - "you want breasts or thighs?"

3 - "three fried chickens, please"

2 - "and some white toast please"

yeah, that was a long one, but i love it. easy one.

[Ashley]

blues brothers!

[DustinsDuster]

yeah, its on right now.

how about this one:

"are you a MexiCAN, or a MexiCAN'T?"

[Ashley]

once upon a time in mexico.

i think i've only seen that once or twice because it sucked. lol.

[DustinsDuster]

"DONT EVER HAVE THAT THING DOWN WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU! HOW DO I KNOW YOURE NOT MAKING FACES AT ME BEHIND THERE?!?!"

[tractioncontrol]

No dustin it's not.

1. Every third blink the light is slower.

2. I think the 60's got to you.


Try again

[DustinsDuster]

i have a good one, if anyone gets this one, i'll be seriously impressed:

"HE JUST HIT A DAMN POLE!"

[Ashley]

is that the old gone in 60 seconds? i THINK thats what happens.. but i cant remember if thats it.

[tractioncontrol]

1. Every third blink the light is slower.

2. I think the 60's got to you.


Try again

[Ashley]

ok..first off, that doesn't count because you got them really wrong.

it's pixar's ''cars'' and it doesnt even get released until this summer.

[tractioncontrol]

The rule say:

Must give an accurate or percise quote from any movie on this planet, foriegn and what not....just be senseible...

[tractioncontrol]

I didn't get them really wrong, What have trouble finding it?

[Ashley]

they were pretty wrong.

[tractioncontrol]

Prove it.

[tractioncontrol]

Here's a new one, from the best movie of all time.

Good thing I know what's in that or I'd have to take this into the shop and tell them is wasn't workin right.

[DustinsDuster]

i cant believe Ashley got it, shes pretty impressive.

if i had to quote another, the first to comes to mind is,:

"tell me kid, when did you start thinking you were better than me?"

just because Kelli is chillin next to me, and she brought the movie over for us to watch

[Drifte]

is that batman?

[Ashley]

no.. i dont think its batman, i think its ''the score''.. ? i think.

[tractioncontrol]

Hows about mine ashley I know you've seen it

[Drifte]

idk if this has been mentioned before...but you can google all of these...

[Ashley]

well then google traction's. he butchers quotes, lol, it takes me awhile to figure his out.

[tractioncontrol]

Try it you won't find it.

[tractioncontrol]

I would bet you all have seen this movie come on guys.

[DustinsDuster]

Ashley actually got mine, which forces me to bring out the big guns....

1 - "you over-rotated"
2 - "no....shit"

same movie....

1 - "and youre gonna pick me up how? on that bike?"
2 - "hahaha. yeah."

i gave it away with the last one, but whatever. and yes, this was a nationally know film, in major theatres and all

[tractioncontrol]

Been forever since i've seen that movie,but I grew up on a BMX.That's Rad!
Old school!!!

Here's a new one, from the best movie of all time.

"Good thing I know what's in that or I'd have to take this into the shop and tell them is wasn't workin right."

Keep thinking guys you've probably all seen this in the last year.

[DustinsDuster]

im still drawing a blank on TC's, but heres another old one:

1 - "what do you call 125 murders in two years?!?!?!"

2 - "work in progress"

[tractioncontrol]

The Punisher

[DEVOURER]

Been forever since i've seen that movie,but I grew up on a BMX.That's Rad!
Old school!!!

Here's a new one, from the best movie of all time.

"Good thing I know what's in that or I'd have to take this into the shop and tell them is wasn't workin right."

Keep thinking guys you've probably all seen this in the last year.
hahaha it's... DEVOURER lightning vs. carrera GT a la streetfirevids.net

[DustinsDuster]

so now im curious, how many people have used Google on any of these lines?

im trying to get this one right:

1 "what do you have to say about wearing your hair so long like that?"

2 - "well its just so pretty i cant bring myself to cut it..."

[DustinsDuster]

i have a new one from one of my favorite movies:

1 - "whats this?"

2 - "ITS A LASERBEAM, BOZO!"

[Aephid]

is that from "Real genius"??

[DustinsDuster]

DING DING DING! i was hoping someone would get that.

how about this:

"3 boys, in a police lineup, in the nude, to search for an incriminating mole...."

[DEVOURER]

porky's


"whats in the box?"

[Aephid]

"whats in the box?"....have no clue....possibly "the Cat in the Hat"??....but i have another good one.

"...someone.....FUCK THAT.....something, that doesn't deserve to be breathing............................the air."

[DustinsDuster]

the whole nine yards. that one took a minute.

i have an easy one, that if no one else, Aephid will get...

"its called 'Mr. Roper, Mr. Roper'. youre a great champ but, you are slippin'. im gonna open a case of butt whippin. butt whippin, butt whippin, butt whippin, butt whippin, butt whipiiiiinnnn. BUTT WHIPPIN! BUTT WHIPPIN! BUTT WHIPPIN, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

its called 'Mr. Roper, Mr. Roper'"

[Aephid]

AHHHHH!!!!! and i do know it...but ahhhh...


I GOT IT!!!

THE GREAT WHITE HYPE....ahhahahahahahaha

[Aephid]

Ok I one more:

JUDGE: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

OTHER GUY: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

[Aephid]

and one more for shits and giggles...well a few all from the same movie:


#1) "We're soldiers, but we're American soldiers! We've been kicking ass for 200 years! We're 10-and-1!"

#2) "That's my philosophy: a hundred dollar shine and a three dollar pair of boots."

#3) "Come on, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia, it's like going into Wisconsin."

"Well, I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it."

[DustinsDuster]

Ok I one more:

JUDGE: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

OTHER GUY: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

thats Caddyshack, but im not sure what the other one is from.

[Aephid]

I'm not 100% sure you've seen it Dustin...but if you haven't then you should.
Here's a clue...the actor who plays the grounds keeper in caddyshack also stars in this comedy.

[Aephid]

no takers???

[tractioncontrol]

stripes

[tractioncontrol]

How's this?

"Never mess with a man with sensitive teeth."

[Aephid]

Richie Rich

From one of my favorites:

"What's with you and Indians anyway?"

"Oh nothing, I try to shoot one every day before noon, how about you Coop? I figured it was their fault too... for being on our land when we got here."

[tractioncontrol]

mavrick

[Aephid]

hell yeah it is...love that movie.

[DustinsDuster]

its actually spelled Maverick.

i got one:

1 - "how come you got so much stuff in your purse?"

2 - "how come you have so many girlfriends?"

1 - "i asked you first"

2 - "i dont know, i guess i never throw anything away"

1 - "neither do i"

[Ashley]

breakfast clubbbb. easy.

[DustinsDuster]

I turn entire cities into salt. I kill newborne babies in front of their mothers. And sometimes, when i feel like it, i rip souls from little girls. And the only thing you can count on in your entire meaningless existance is not understanding why

[Aephid]

^ wow that is sick...

Did John Wayne Gacy say that??

[DustinsDuster]

nope.

[Ashley]

nope, it was christopher walken as Gabriel in ''the prophecy''. =)

i love that movie.

[tractioncontrol]

Here,

"I'm gonna hit you so hard when you wake up your cloths will be out of style."

[DustinsDuster]

Remember the Titans

i got a good quote:

"when i think of what youve become, what you shouldve been, i guess i dont blame you. after all, its the human side that made you weak...."

[DustinsDuster]

"some mothafuckas are always trying to iceskate uphill"

[tractioncontrol]

Blade and no that wasn't Remember the Titans

[DustinsDuster]

how about this one:

"and when you go forth, or fifth, depending on where you stand in line...."

[DustinsDuster]

Here,

"I'm gonna hit you so hard when you wake up your cloths will be out of style."

was it Tank Girl?"

[Ashley]

traction's was the goonies.

[tractioncontrol]

Heres an old one.

Only after disaster can we be resurrected.

[DustinsDuster]

that sounds suspiciously like Brad Pitt's quote in Fight Club;

"its only when we have lost everything that we are free to do anything"

but, i dont think thats it. doesnt ring any bells with me.

[Ashley]

no no it IS brad pitt in fight club. he says "you are not your bank account, you are not the clothes you wear, you are not the contents of yoru wallet, you are not a beautiful or unique snowflake, only after disaster can we be resurrected, only after you've lost everything are you free to do anything, you have to give up, you have to realize some day you will die, until you know that you are useless, this is your life and its ending one minute at a time"

..yeah, i like "fight club" just a little.

[DustinsDuster]

i knew it sounded familiar, but i didnt remember the resurrection line.

[DustinsDuster]

i just thought of another one, thats pretty easy.

"he must be the stupidest son of a bitch alive, but he sure is fast!"

[ZacFields]

forrest gump!

i love that movie.

-ashley

[DustinsDuster]

heres one:

"I want room service! i want a club sandwich! i want a cold mexican beer! i want a $10,000 a night hooker! i want my shirts cleaned, like they do, at the Imperial Hotel....in Tokyo"

[Stro]

heres a tough one unless you've seen it recentley.

"Wasn't there some controversey over your father's death?"
"Yeah, the police thought that my father fell down an elevator shaft and landed on some bullets...."

[tylers88]

i got one for a movie thats now out yet
"This is an 81 Honda, HOW DARE YOU?"

[Ashley]

''employee of the month'' with dane cook.

[tylers88]

o yea
i cant wait to see it

[DustinsDuster]

"Dickfarm Dunn put a Dickfarm on my ass"

[black84RX-7]

If you want peac prepare for war the pnisher

hellz yah

[Ashley]

back to dustins.. jackass 2? or the first one i guess. but i dont remember that in the first, and i havent seen the second. so.. yeah. i'm going with jackass 2.

[Luminatorz34]

LOL that was Jackass2. when "dickfarm Dunn" branded bam like 8x with a dick iron. hahahaha

[DustinsDuster]

what movie does the term "standard issue street soldier" come from?

[Ashley]

its henry rollins in ''the chase''

woooo 10 points for me.

[DustinsDuster]

how about this:

"im not giving him the money until he lets the kid go...im not..."

[Drifte]

that sounds really familiar. ive watched to many movies recently to know for sure. so i guess i cant post a new quote either now.

[DustinsDuster]

Mel Gibson in "Ransom".

heres a hard one by an easy actor:

"there are 17 different things i guy can do when he lies to give himself away. 17 pantomimes. A woman's got 20, a guy's got 17."