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86svo9L
07-31-2012, 05:33 PM
So today I was traveling out of town for work and saw a guy who was probably in his early 30's driving a Civic hatchback with a giant fart cannon. It was fairly clean but like most of those cars was blowing smoke. The first thing that popped into my head was "Aren't you a little old to be running around in a Civic with a fart cannon" and not disgust over the giant fart cannon. Anyone else feel this way? It feels like by a man's early 30's he would have moved on to bigger and better things and left those cars to the teenagers. Maybe I am just getting old...

For clarification by "those cars" I mean fart cannoned Honda's. Clean Honda's that are well built do not apply to this statement.

JacobS
07-31-2012, 08:23 PM
So today I was traveling out of town for work and saw a guy who was probably in his early 30's driving a Civic hatchback with a giant fart cannon. It was fairly clean but like most of those cars was blowing smoke. The first thing that popped into my head was "Aren't you a little old to be running around in a Civic with a fart cannon" and not disgust over the giant fart cannon. Anyone else feel this way? It feels like by a man's early 30's he would have moved on to bigger and better things and left those cars to the teenagers. Maybe I am just getting old...

For clarification by "those cars" I mean fart cannoned Honda's. Clean Honda's that are well built do not apply to this statement.

Yup....I cut mine off with a hacksaw and threw it in the trash

Domestic Disturbance
07-31-2012, 08:35 PM
http://www.cadred.org/Images/Gallery/Originals/5556_demotivational-posters-they-see-me-rollin.jpg

Deimos
07-31-2012, 09:14 PM
was it a fat dude and was the car green?

85XR7Project
07-31-2012, 09:26 PM
Better than Cavaliers with shit cans IMO...

86svo9L
07-31-2012, 09:44 PM
Better than Cavaliers with shit cans IMO...

True.

86svo9L
08-01-2012, 07:26 AM
was it a fat dude and was the car green?

It was dark blue. I spotted it over in Peoria,IL.

SaNdMaNsSi
08-01-2012, 07:59 AM
I saw some massive fatty in a civic hatch here in CR the other day with a fart cannon, can't remember what color it was, I just know it was a darker color. He was so fat that every time he hit a bump on 380 it bottomed the springs out....Maybe he should've bought a name brand or not cut them off with a hacksaw to get the drop he wanted.

Drifte
08-01-2012, 02:31 PM
I think a lot of not so well off adults end up buying riced out civics because they are so cheap. I only laugh and point if they go speed race around the block.

AutoMods
08-01-2012, 02:41 PM
yea, I feel bad when there is like a 35 year old mom driving one of those cars around. she either is broke and got stuck with that car or her man did her injustice by adding it

Dustin
08-01-2012, 02:43 PM
Clean Honda's that are well built do not apply to this statement. :biggthumpup:

Domestic Disturbance
08-01-2012, 11:06 PM
nothing depreciates quicker than throwing a can and cheap suspension on a honda.

ZEE
08-04-2012, 09:25 AM
I hope Fart Cans on a Camaro is all right. Otherwise I'm gonna have to cut them off.

86svo9L
08-04-2012, 09:59 AM
I have a couple hack saws. You are more than welcome to borrow one if it comes to that. :)

85XR7Project
08-04-2012, 10:03 AM
I saw fart cans of a terminator/IRS swapped fox coupe once but he said it was the only exhaust that fit his car. Still sounded badass so I think that makes it okay. Sort of...

Domestic Disturbance
08-04-2012, 12:44 PM
Are we calling all tube style mufflers fart cans? I never really thought I'd call my old XR1s fart cans but I guess its pretty much the same thing.

86svo9L
08-04-2012, 12:50 PM
To me a fart cannon is bolting a cheap can muffler onto a economy car where it looks completely out of place.

85XR7Project
08-04-2012, 01:33 PM
No they were the carbon fiber wrapped ones. Looked like fart cannons to me.

86svo9L
08-04-2012, 01:34 PM
Nice, lol.

Jayres
08-09-2012, 10:03 AM
I won't judge a person by what they drive. My best friend had to declare bankruptcy and lost everything she had. She is driving an old civic.

AutoMods
08-09-2012, 10:11 AM
^ spammer ?

Clinical
08-09-2012, 11:04 AM
the sig link is always a dead giveaway

85XR7Project
08-09-2012, 11:06 AM
I won't judge a person by what they drive. My best friend had to declare bankruptcy and lost everything she had. She is driving an old civic.

Well unless she has a shit can muffler on it your post is irrelevant.

SaNdMaNsSi
08-09-2012, 03:15 PM
I won't judge a person by what they drive. My best friend had to declare bankruptcy and lost everything she had. She is driving an old civic.

That's what happens when you're a baby factory and then declare bankruptcy.

85XR7Project
08-09-2012, 07:14 PM
Please tell us about the 240sx which is the best super car of Nissan...

We need a spammer greatest hits thread on here.