happy birthday jacobs. He just turned 16 today.

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happy birthday jacob jdm scherman

actually I'm not sure what his age is, but he drives a civic so probably 16-18 years old??

[JustinS]

Lol

Happy birthday little bro!

[CiviC_boY]

He's like 22.. but anyways FUCK YOUR BIRTHDAY...haha jk

[JacobS]

happy birthday jacob jdm scherman

actually I'm not sure what his age is, but he drives a civic so probably 16-18 years old??

the JDM part hurts mannn...i hate JDM shit. haha

thanks though!

im 22 by the way. still a youngin!

[Scott]

happy bday dude

[Batwood]

Did you at least get hammered tonight?!

There's probably a can of beer layin around somewhere.

[Domestic Disturbance]

thats where all my booze went...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV42yt4O1ic

[Drifte]

I could have sworn there was a post when he did turn 16 too..

[Batwood]

I think he set some kind of personal drinking record last night. I was impressed.
Like 3 mixed drinks and 4-5 shots!

...kids grow up so fast...

[Domestic Disturbance]

"thankfully this wall is here" slides across wall to walk

[JacobS]

"thankfully this wall is here" slides across wall to walk

that wall saved my life...i could have died!!

[DustinsDuster]

I think he set some kind of personal drinking record last night. I was impressed.
Like 3 mixed drinks and 4-5 shots!

...kids grow up so fast...


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on new years i drank half a bottle of bourbon, and a six pack of tall boys; effectively making it the mellowest new years ive had since i was 17 or so. i remember everything and felt fine the next day; again, WAY mellow for a new years. i keep saying i need to make it out with you guys some night and evaluate the drinking schedule.

[Domestic Disturbance]

Haha, he was saying thats a lot for sherrman! He's a 3 beer queer. Batwood tried having 22 captain n cokes this night but I think he landed shy. Pussy shit batwood

[Batwood]

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on new years i drank half a bottle of bourbon, and a six pack of tall boys; effectively making it the mellowest new years ive had since i was 17 or so. i remember everything and felt fine the next day; again, WAY mellow for a new years. i keep saying i need to make it out with you guys some night and evaluate the drinking schedule.

Haha, it was impressive for Sherman.


Haha, he was saying thats a lot for sherrman! He's a 3 beer queer. Batwood tried having 22 captain n cokes this night but I think he landed shy. Pussy shit batwood

Haha... yeah, I'm a pussy. I had very near 20 Captain and Cokes... but I can't say exactly how many..... I'd have to ask Mauricio. Lol.
Plus the shot you bought me annnnddddd that shot that came out of the trash bucket. :(

We started at 8 really. (I had 2 drinks before then) ... I was home shortly after midnight. It was a decent pace, I'd say.

[Deimos]

haha... Yeah, i'm a pussy. I had very near 20 captain and cokes....

shits weak

[Deimos]

i keep saying i need to make it out with you guys some night and evaluate the drinking schedule.

Yeah you use to have some of the best parties that I can remember!

[Batwood]

shits weak

20 drinks and a shot in 4 hours is weak?... I guess we'll have to have an IAF party and see how much all you hardcore alkys can drink!

I had to work at 8am the next morning too. Which is why we quit so early.

[Deimos]

Believe you me, you don't ever want to party with the old me.

[Batwood]

Believe you me, you don't ever want to party with the old me.

O come on old man!
For a few months last year we fucked so much shit up, I'm surprised I didn't end up in jail. Hookers and booooooze.
I've only recently decided to calm down. :)

[Deimos]

O come on old man!
For a few months last year we fucked so much shit up, I'm surprised I didn't end up in jail. Hookers and booooooze.
I've only recently decided to calm down. :)

I am old I remember blowing a .4 with squiby and pickney on our way back from Cedar Falls. Ah hell those days are long gone.

[Batwood]

I remember blowing a .4

I almost HAVE to call bs on that statement alone. Lol

[Deimos]

hey if it was .04 the cop would have let me drive because both carlson and pickney were underaged. Then he found my bottle of MD under the seat.

[FiFdYnUtZ]

lmfao.... .4 ........lmfao again

[Deimos]

lmfao.... .4 ........lmfao again

.4 is almost legally dead sad part is those two no longer post here and only on facebook. Most things in are past we are not proud of.

[Batwood]

Did all three of you blow together?

[Deimos]

Nope I was the only one drinking. I posted it on Facebook maybe they can chime in on how it was scary the cop wanted me to drive until I got breathilized.

[FiFdYnUtZ]

bullshit

[Batwood]

Maybe you were drunk enough to think you blew a .4 ... but you blew like... say.... .14?
Lol, who knows. I blew a .17 one night and the cop let me find somebody to drive me home.
That was scary enough to make me not drive hammered anymore.

[Deimos]

Lol meh I don't care if you believe it or not just proves ya couldn't hang. Now three beers and I'm buzzing.

[Batwood]

Lol meh I don't care if you believe it or not just proves ya couldn't hang. Now three beers and I'm buzzing.

I've only been breathalyzed once... probably a good thing.

Everybody's stories always involve them drinking like 4 cases of 100 proof in one night all by themselves. I feel like a champ if I finish a bottle in a night by myself.

[DustinsDuster]

ive found that i'm not as good of a "how many shots can i do in two hours" kind of drinker than i am a "marathon drinker". my last trip to Vegas showed me that i could start drinking at 6-7ish pm and not stop until i crashed at 9am the next morning. you get into an odd type of buzz as sleep deprivation starts to set in around 6am- its fun.

[Deimos]

Most of the story is on facebook now. Dustin your parties alwyas bring me back to golden gloves.

[DustinsDuster]

Adam and Carlson; theyre all grown up now. i remember making myself throw up with Adam because he had to finish that whole bottle of maple syrup and i felt bad for him puking all over outside Trent's shop. memories.

[JacobS]

are you guys talking about matt carlson? that kid was weird...

im not a light weight, im just a cheap date!

[Deimos]

Yeah he is a good kid, he just tried to hard to be different like everyone else. Last time I saw him at BW2's he looked pretty normal.