Soft Jazz Metallica

[DustinsDuster]

for those that didnt see me post shit like this all over facebook, i just felt everyone needs to see these:

so lets say you come home from a long day at work, and your tense and really need to mellow out. you want to listen to some mellow music, but fucksonofabitch, you only like metal music. back when, you would be fucked, you chump. but not today, thank you kindly! slip on your dinner jacket, get a scotch on the rocks, grab your smoking pipe and mellow out with this jazz!:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBmM79YadYM

[DustinsDuster]

and lets say you're afraid your little brother might be gay because he's obsessed with show tunes. you gotta do something quick, but under the radar; you don't want to scare his queer ass off, right? fuck yeah! thats right. i've got you covered again:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=801CketNy1Y&feature=related

[TbTalon94]

Ha those were awesome.