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sLoWnStEaDy
05-20-2011, 08:06 PM
Anyone?
Clinical
05-20-2011, 08:49 PM
I just hope I get to fire up my car for the first time before the world ends tomorrow!!
Deimos
05-20-2011, 09:14 PM
I don't care about firing up but i wouldn't mind going down the strip
85XR7Project
05-20-2011, 10:57 PM
I'll be looting so don't shoot me, I might shoot back.
sLoWnStEaDy
05-20-2011, 11:02 PM
Well, it is tomorrow, well, today...

What time zone does God go by? and is there a set time? like, after "The Power Block" or something? i hope so, I haven't got to watch the power block in a long time
sLoWnStEaDy
05-20-2011, 11:14 PM
I am going to be pissed if this goes down and I don't get raptured due to this thread! LOL
85XR7Project
05-21-2011, 12:11 AM
Well seeing as jesus was from Jerusalem I would assume we are going by whatever time zone Israel is on?
Deimos
05-21-2011, 05:26 AM
which is 6 pm is when he said we all die, i too wondered if it was eastern or pacific lol
Ricky
05-21-2011, 08:49 AM
im 100% positive that nothing will happen and will be taking any bets from people that think it will happen at any amount of money. (might as well be your life savings cuz you wont need it....)
sLoWnStEaDy
05-21-2011, 09:29 AM
X2
sLoWnStEaDy
05-21-2011, 06:43 PM
Either we are all going to hell or there was no rapture...
85XR7Project
05-21-2011, 06:54 PM
3 years and 364 days left?
Krumm
05-21-2011, 10:06 PM
i thought the world ended in 2012?
85XR7Project
05-22-2011, 12:02 AM
Biblical rapture is believed to take 4 years, Aztec calendar ends 12-21-2012. Whatever you think or believe. Either way it is stated in the Bible that we won't know when it will happen. As far as I see it ignorance is bliss, live each as if it's your last.
Domestic Disturbance
05-22-2011, 12:57 PM
4 years? Hopefully I can have the 69 done by then so I wont care
JohnnyMarauder
05-22-2011, 02:26 PM
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/231021_751645301622_199103421_37793040_6630072_n.j pg
DustinsDuster
05-22-2011, 07:16 PM
good thing i'm a Reverend now- i'll be willing to hear people's confessions for a nominal fee.
DustinsDuster
05-22-2011, 08:44 PM
also, i think Macho Man sacrificed himself to save us:

http://www.whatthechrist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/randy_savage_prevents_rapture.jpg
DustinsDuster
05-23-2011, 04:14 PM
heard a great quote today:

"people are telling rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow..."
sLoWnStEaDy
05-23-2011, 05:12 PM
heard a great quote today:

"people are telling rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow..."

HAHA!!

I am surprised how well the "so, with the world ending tomorrow, there would be no regrets. Wanna go back to my place?" line worked...
black88gt
05-23-2011, 07:59 PM
HAHA!!

I am surprised how well the "so, with the world ending tomorrow, there would be no regrets. Wanna go back to my place?" line worked...

No, no it didnt.
sLoWnStEaDy
05-23-2011, 08:10 PM
No, no it didnt.

I hear it worked pretty well... :)