i have an announcement...

[DustinsDuster]

for those of you who aren't my friends on Facebook, i am now ordained through the Universal Life Church. i was a little hesitant at first, but then i realized, "who DOESN'T want to get married by the Reverend Dangerer?"

so if you're looking for someone to marry you and a special someone, let me know. as a bonus, you'll get me flying around your wedding reception drinking all your booze and making a scene! the line forms to the left....

[StreetSweeper]

Hey, are you serious. You know how many brides i talk to that need Ministers! lol
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[sLoWnStEaDy]

Hey, are you serious. You know how many brides i talk to that need Ministers! lol
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He is serious... may be I should get wasted and find a chick, Just so I can be the first person Dustin marries...

So... do we have to call you reverend Dangerer from now on then?

[85XR7Project]

Congrats! So now you get to put your name down as Rev. Dustin Dangerer.

[Domestic Disturbance]

Welcome to the family Brother Dustin. I think I've been a member for 3 years now, but am yet to convince anyone to let me do their wedding.

[LT1Dan]

Welcome to the family Brother Dustin. I think I've been a member for 3 years now, but am yet to convince anyone to let me do their wedding.

I was wondering if that was the same place you were ordained from. You guys should team up to do weddings. I would let you guys do mine. haha

[StreetSweeper]

Whats funny is im so damb busy with this DJ busniess and problably 4 out of 10 brides need a minnister for a outdoor or outside the church ceremony!

[DustinsDuster]

I was wondering if that was the same place you were ordained from. You guys should team up to do weddings. I would let you guys do mine. haha

i see absolutely no way how this could go bad at all. i guess i better start looking up wedding sermons and what not. i could probably roll the powder blue tux as well...

[LT1Dan]

i see absolutely no way how this could go bad at all. i guess i better start looking up wedding sermons and what not. i could probably roll the powder blue tux as well...
Haha don't get to excited, it's just a theoretical wedding at this point. Whenever I do get engaged I'll let you guys know for sure. It would be awesome.

[StreetSweeper]

Dustin give the sermons and ill drop the beats!

[Domestic Disturbance]

Haha don't get to excited, it's just a theoretical wedding at this point. Whenever I do get engaged I'll let you guys know for sure. It would be awesome.

How many weddings do you go to where the ministers get hammered?! haha. All gather for the union of these little crackas

[96-eclipse-gst]

All I can mutter is....O Wow!

[Reiketsukan]

Where/how can I get ordained? This is just too awesome...

[DustinsDuster]

i got ordained through the universal life church.

[Reiketsukan]

Damn, that was easy! I can't wait to absolve my first sinner...