NewSpeedSteed
04-01-2009, 05:51 PM
Stolen from SVTPerformance.com:
Omegle
A friend posted this link on our local forum. It is addicting. You chat anonymously and randomly with other people. Here is a sample cut from one of my convos...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: disconnect
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Hai to you.
You: How are you?
You: Do you like puppies?
Stranger: fine not the best
Stranger: they are ok
You: Why are you not the best?
You: Whats the matter?
You: I'm here to help.
Stranger: just down homones up and down
You: oh
Stranger: make my mood good wierd
You: whats homones?
Stranger: estrogen
You: oh
You: I dont think I have any.
You: Or maybe I have a little.
Stranger: it will get better
You: Want some testosterone? I have plenty.
Stranger: no trying to remove all of mine
You: want to play tummy sticks?
Stranger: tummy sticks?
You: Oh you're a male but want to be female?
Stranger: yep
You: Hmm.
You: How does that work? Do you still like women or do you like the boys?
You: Im being honest and open minded.
Stranger: i am bi either will do
You: Ohhhh thats cool.
You: I dont like the dudes but if you do thats great.
Stranger: it's i will never see you anyway
You: so do you have to have penis removal surgery or are you keeping the frank and beans?
Stranger: plan to get rid of it
You: Too big?
You: In the way?
You: I know the feeling
You: But I'll keep it.
Stranger: :-)
You: Are you gonna get bewbs?
Stranger: growing atm
You: No implants?
Stranger: see waht the hormones do first
You: gotcha
You: If you grow C's I'd like to see them.
You: Actually, if you grow A-F's I would like to see them.
You: I'm not picky.
Stranger: cool :-)
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 26 u
You: 26!
You: From the UK?
Stranger: close
You: Ah!
You: China.
You: Iknew it.
Stranger: colder smile.gif
You: Russia
You: Poland
Stranger: ireland
You: Finland
You: Denmark
You: Sweden
You: Iraq
You: Well I'm gonna go play with my penis that I plan on keeping. Later dude...ette.
Stranger: thanks
You have disconnected.
Another one:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wataup
Stranger: i see you put urself out there first
You: always
Stranger: are you THAT vulnerable
You: damn right
You: are you that dominant?
Stranger: well im not sure id be proud of that trait
You: I am proud of who i am
Stranger: well prove that im dominant
You: am i not supposed to be?
You: just more foreward than most
Stranger: well....you as a person are corrupt and retarded
You: wait
You: wat?
Stranger: but its not yoru fault!
Stranger: oh dear no
Stranger: your wonderful to everyone around you
You: corrupt?
Stranger: well see its not that YOU are corrupt
Stranger: or terrible
You: def. not retarded
Stranger: or retarded
Stranger: its more about the people around you
Stranger: they made you this way
You: what are you talking about?
Stranger: im just so sorry you had to turn out like this
You: im the man
Stranger: no you are the child
You: F*** your mother
Stranger: of the man
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: farewell my clone
You: later luke
Another:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: !
Stranger: roey ?
You: johnathon?
You: wait wat?
Stranger: where u from fam ?
You: I am from fam Texas
You: u?
Stranger: from england init
You: buy me a pint
You: im thirsty
Stranger: shatap stop talkin like us fam
You: I am from S. Texas, and am also init
Stranger: shatap dont say init
Stranger: u no london slang ?
You: fam init
You: fag
You: smoking
You: i no good englis
You: yo
Stranger: shatap
You: shart
You: slag
Stranger: il leng of ur chin and ur kkk robes fam
You: im in the naked KKK
You: good luck
Stranger: looooooool
Stranger: fam shatap
You: init
You: pint
Stranger: u hillbilly init
You: si senor
You: mexican hillbilly
You: in the naked KKK
You: and I hate the Brits
You: wanker
Stranger: y use our slang fam
You: cuz slag
You: oh i see, you want me to talk like we do round these parts
Stranger: u no u love us u c**t
You: well, ya see, im frum up yonder down tha road
You: and ma maw and paw is from just up that way about 100 yards
Stranger: il leng off ur horse u horse f*****
You: that's a little less than 100 meters for you eurotrash
You: what is that even supposed to mean?
Stranger: shatap u sla
Stranger: slag
You: and f*** your mother.
You have disconnected.
Another:
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You: yea when i tell em i wanna lick their pussy, start at one end and lick clean up in her asshole
Stranger: oh god
You: pull them panties off and lick the snail track out
You: i like to smell the panties
Stranger: dont we all
You: hell yeah
Stranger: be wary of the red zone
Stranger: CAUTION
Stranger: CAUTION
Stranger: THERE IS A HAZARD
You: red zone?
Stranger: OH GOD ANTICIPATING RABBIT MOUSE
You: wait let me try to figure this out
You: you
You: ****ed a rabbit mouse?
Stranger: no the rabbit mouse lost the priests pencil case therefore increasing the velocity of the stolen bike
You: i dont know how to ride a bike
You: i just like to keep my dick wet
Stranger: take a shower?
You: with your mother?
Stranger: be wary of shower urchins though
Stranger: if they get inside you the praline will never be washed out
You: thats alright, ive already got aids and hiv and all that shit
You: it dont wash out either bro
Stranger: you are one strange fellow
You: am i?
You: maybe you are strange
You: maybe i am normal.
Stranger: nope
You: you ever stump broke a heifer?
More:
Stranger: m/f?
You: m
You: u
Stranger: well I hate you then
You: **** you
You have disconnected.
More:
Stranger: B9?
You: what?
Stranger: ****
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Another:
you: hi
stranger: hi!
stranger: where u from?
you: NC, you?
stranger: Brazil
you: **** Brazil and your Brazil nuts
stranger:
Another:
You: hi
Stranger: yo
Stranger: sup
You: fag
You have disconnected
More:
Stranger: hey girl how you doin
You: good hun, you
Stranger: im real chill
Stranger: you gotta man
You: what does that mean
You: and what does it matter if i do or not
You: im really horny
Stranger: same here babydoll
Stranger: what we gon do about this
You: why dont you tell me?
Stranger: i think maybe imma give you some DDDDDDDD
You: what in the **** is that?
You: lolz
Stranger: the dick
Stranger: you want the dick
You: like rosie o'donell wants cake
Stranger: hell yeah baby you KNOW you want this shit
You: i love teh sexz
Stranger: man that is so convenient girl
Stranger: cause have got a lot of sex to give
You: u just called me man and girl in the same sentence
Stranger: (to your vagin)
You: o0o0o0 lala my vagin
Stranger: sorry for callin you man girl
You: youre a sweet heart <3
Stranger: i just gotta boner so my brain is real dumdum right now
Stranger: ;) WINK
You: i give you a boner? hehe
Stranger: you got skillz babydoll
You: are you touching yourself?
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah girl you KNOW i'm touchin this shit
Stranger: hows bout you
You: naw man, haha your teh massive ghey.. im a dude. have fun processing this.
You have disconnected.
Another:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is it you?
Stranger: yes
You: stop yelling
You: it hurts my taint
Stranger: OK OK
You: 123go
You: UK? USA?
Stranger: go where?
You: wherever
Stranger: not UK nor USA smile.gif
You: i give up!
You: austrailia
You: hong kong
You: brazil
Stranger: no
Stranger: smile.gif
You: ok i give up for real
You: canadia
You: meheko
Stranger: Poland wink.gif
You: LULZ
You: Polish
You: sausages
You: i eat them
Stranger: are they tasty ?
You: I had a Polish friend that passed away last fall.
You: yes they are
You: He fell 35' out of a tree and snapped his neck sad.gif
Stranger: sorry to hear that
You: He was raking leaves...
Connection imploded.
Last One:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: svtperformance
You: hai
Stranger: svt?
You: yes
Stranger: whats that?
You: ford mustang
Stranger: slippery vaginal tube?
You: that too
Stranger: BOOOOring
You: you dont like fords
You: i dont drive one personally
You: i have a nissan
You: but
You: i want a cobra
Stranger: i want an el camino lol
Stranger: srsly
Stranger: my dream car
You: hahaha
You: how old are you
Stranger: 34
Stranger: oooolllllldddd
You: yeah you got 14 on me
Stranger: el caminos are like hummers for white trash
You: do you live in a trailer
Stranger: actually yes
You: is it nice
Stranger: it's decent, better than apartments
You: lol
You: i dunno about that
You: you guys can get internet in those things?
Stranger: hahhaha
Stranger: its not like a fema trailer lol
You: do you get offended when people call it a trailer park
Stranger: lol hardly
You: "HAY! It's MOBILE HOME PARK BUDDY."
Stranger: i am well aware that im white trash
You: sweet
Stranger: i kinda emprace it
You: do you have an IROC
Stranger: rock out to lynnerd skynnerd
You: or a mullett
Stranger: nah im not going that far as to embracing it
You: "HEY ME MAW! I JUST GOT ME A CAN UH COPENHAGEN"
Stranger: im like white trash royalty though
You: yeah
Stranger: i graduated high school
You: are you the ruler of the park
You: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: i dont speak to my neighbors
Stranger: i dont wanna know those ****s
You: yeah you're way too educated
You: i don't blame you
Stranger: i get high, go to work, and pay my bills
Stranger: til one day when i snap
You: you'll cut the mullett and get a nice job at enterprise rent-a-car
You: they give you the tools to be you're own boss there I heard.
Stranger: lol nice job
Stranger: anon, i think i love you
You: thats great.
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: how many parking spots does your trailer have
You: 1 or 2
You: or do you have an overhang garage
Stranger: umm it has a driveway, so i uess 3-4ish
You: OMG do you have a PORCH?
Stranger: forreal
You: is there a chair on it
Stranger: nah
You: oh damn.
Stranger: its empty and barren
You: how many cats do you have
Stranger: like my womb
Stranger: 1 cat one dog
You: its a pit bull isn't it
Stranger: im starting to think maybe a little
Stranger: at first i didnt think at all
You: how in the hell do you not know what kind of dog you have
Stranger: the guy i got it from said it was a beagle mix
Stranger: and because its a mutt
You: so why do you think it's a pitbull
Stranger: itsa like almost 4 months now and the physique is very pitbull looking
You: oh
You: you smoke Doral cigarettes don't you
Stranger: so it is possible that its a pit-beagle
Stranger: and ewwww i may be poor but i have standards
Stranger: camels
Sorry for the long post but I was in stitches the whole time reading these (this is only 1.5 pages of like 5) so I could have kept going :neener:
Omegle
A friend posted this link on our local forum. It is addicting. You chat anonymously and randomly with other people. Here is a sample cut from one of my convos...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: disconnect
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Hai to you.
You: How are you?
You: Do you like puppies?
Stranger: fine not the best
Stranger: they are ok
You: Why are you not the best?
You: Whats the matter?
You: I'm here to help.
Stranger: just down homones up and down
You: oh
Stranger: make my mood good wierd
You: whats homones?
Stranger: estrogen
You: oh
You: I dont think I have any.
You: Or maybe I have a little.
Stranger: it will get better
You: Want some testosterone? I have plenty.
Stranger: no trying to remove all of mine
You: want to play tummy sticks?
Stranger: tummy sticks?
You: Oh you're a male but want to be female?
Stranger: yep
You: Hmm.
You: How does that work? Do you still like women or do you like the boys?
You: Im being honest and open minded.
Stranger: i am bi either will do
You: Ohhhh thats cool.
You: I dont like the dudes but if you do thats great.
Stranger: it's i will never see you anyway
You: so do you have to have penis removal surgery or are you keeping the frank and beans?
Stranger: plan to get rid of it
You: Too big?
You: In the way?
You: I know the feeling
You: But I'll keep it.
Stranger: :-)
You: Are you gonna get bewbs?
Stranger: growing atm
You: No implants?
Stranger: see waht the hormones do first
You: gotcha
You: If you grow C's I'd like to see them.
You: Actually, if you grow A-F's I would like to see them.
You: I'm not picky.
Stranger: cool :-)
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 26 u
You: 26!
You: From the UK?
Stranger: close
You: Ah!
You: China.
You: Iknew it.
Stranger: colder smile.gif
You: Russia
You: Poland
Stranger: ireland
You: Finland
You: Denmark
You: Sweden
You: Iraq
You: Well I'm gonna go play with my penis that I plan on keeping. Later dude...ette.
Stranger: thanks
You have disconnected.
Another one:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wataup
Stranger: i see you put urself out there first
You: always
Stranger: are you THAT vulnerable
You: damn right
You: are you that dominant?
Stranger: well im not sure id be proud of that trait
You: I am proud of who i am
Stranger: well prove that im dominant
You: am i not supposed to be?
You: just more foreward than most
Stranger: well....you as a person are corrupt and retarded
You: wait
You: wat?
Stranger: but its not yoru fault!
Stranger: oh dear no
Stranger: your wonderful to everyone around you
You: corrupt?
Stranger: well see its not that YOU are corrupt
Stranger: or terrible
You: def. not retarded
Stranger: or retarded
Stranger: its more about the people around you
Stranger: they made you this way
You: what are you talking about?
Stranger: im just so sorry you had to turn out like this
You: im the man
Stranger: no you are the child
You: F*** your mother
Stranger: of the man
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: farewell my clone
You: later luke
Another:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: !
Stranger: roey ?
You: johnathon?
You: wait wat?
Stranger: where u from fam ?
You: I am from fam Texas
You: u?
Stranger: from england init
You: buy me a pint
You: im thirsty
Stranger: shatap stop talkin like us fam
You: I am from S. Texas, and am also init
Stranger: shatap dont say init
Stranger: u no london slang ?
You: fam init
You: fag
You: smoking
You: i no good englis
You: yo
Stranger: shatap
You: shart
You: slag
Stranger: il leng of ur chin and ur kkk robes fam
You: im in the naked KKK
You: good luck
Stranger: looooooool
Stranger: fam shatap
You: init
You: pint
Stranger: u hillbilly init
You: si senor
You: mexican hillbilly
You: in the naked KKK
You: and I hate the Brits
You: wanker
Stranger: y use our slang fam
You: cuz slag
You: oh i see, you want me to talk like we do round these parts
Stranger: u no u love us u c**t
You: well, ya see, im frum up yonder down tha road
You: and ma maw and paw is from just up that way about 100 yards
Stranger: il leng off ur horse u horse f*****
You: that's a little less than 100 meters for you eurotrash
You: what is that even supposed to mean?
Stranger: shatap u sla
Stranger: slag
You: and f*** your mother.
You have disconnected.
Another:
can i get a check 1,2 uhh
Moparkidd's Avatar
Join Date: January 2007
Location: Alabama
Posts: 1,187
1.46 per day
Trader Rating: (0)
You: yea when i tell em i wanna lick their pussy, start at one end and lick clean up in her asshole
Stranger: oh god
You: pull them panties off and lick the snail track out
You: i like to smell the panties
Stranger: dont we all
You: hell yeah
Stranger: be wary of the red zone
Stranger: CAUTION
Stranger: CAUTION
Stranger: THERE IS A HAZARD
You: red zone?
Stranger: OH GOD ANTICIPATING RABBIT MOUSE
You: wait let me try to figure this out
You: you
You: ****ed a rabbit mouse?
Stranger: no the rabbit mouse lost the priests pencil case therefore increasing the velocity of the stolen bike
You: i dont know how to ride a bike
You: i just like to keep my dick wet
Stranger: take a shower?
You: with your mother?
Stranger: be wary of shower urchins though
Stranger: if they get inside you the praline will never be washed out
You: thats alright, ive already got aids and hiv and all that shit
You: it dont wash out either bro
Stranger: you are one strange fellow
You: am i?
You: maybe you are strange
You: maybe i am normal.
Stranger: nope
You: you ever stump broke a heifer?
More:
Stranger: m/f?
You: m
You: u
Stranger: well I hate you then
You: **** you
You have disconnected.
More:
Stranger: B9?
You: what?
Stranger: ****
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Another:
you: hi
stranger: hi!
stranger: where u from?
you: NC, you?
stranger: Brazil
you: **** Brazil and your Brazil nuts
stranger:
Another:
You: hi
Stranger: yo
Stranger: sup
You: fag
You have disconnected
More:
Stranger: hey girl how you doin
You: good hun, you
Stranger: im real chill
Stranger: you gotta man
You: what does that mean
You: and what does it matter if i do or not
You: im really horny
Stranger: same here babydoll
Stranger: what we gon do about this
You: why dont you tell me?
Stranger: i think maybe imma give you some DDDDDDDD
You: what in the **** is that?
You: lolz
Stranger: the dick
Stranger: you want the dick
You: like rosie o'donell wants cake
Stranger: hell yeah baby you KNOW you want this shit
You: i love teh sexz
Stranger: man that is so convenient girl
Stranger: cause have got a lot of sex to give
You: u just called me man and girl in the same sentence
Stranger: (to your vagin)
You: o0o0o0 lala my vagin
Stranger: sorry for callin you man girl
You: youre a sweet heart <3
Stranger: i just gotta boner so my brain is real dumdum right now
Stranger: ;) WINK
You: i give you a boner? hehe
Stranger: you got skillz babydoll
You: are you touching yourself?
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah girl you KNOW i'm touchin this shit
Stranger: hows bout you
You: naw man, haha your teh massive ghey.. im a dude. have fun processing this.
You have disconnected.
Another:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is it you?
Stranger: yes
You: stop yelling
You: it hurts my taint
Stranger: OK OK
You: 123go
You: UK? USA?
Stranger: go where?
You: wherever
Stranger: not UK nor USA smile.gif
You: i give up!
You: austrailia
You: hong kong
You: brazil
Stranger: no
Stranger: smile.gif
You: ok i give up for real
You: canadia
You: meheko
Stranger: Poland wink.gif
You: LULZ
You: Polish
You: sausages
You: i eat them
Stranger: are they tasty ?
You: I had a Polish friend that passed away last fall.
You: yes they are
You: He fell 35' out of a tree and snapped his neck sad.gif
Stranger: sorry to hear that
You: He was raking leaves...
Connection imploded.
Last One:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: svtperformance
You: hai
Stranger: svt?
You: yes
Stranger: whats that?
You: ford mustang
Stranger: slippery vaginal tube?
You: that too
Stranger: BOOOOring
You: you dont like fords
You: i dont drive one personally
You: i have a nissan
You: but
You: i want a cobra
Stranger: i want an el camino lol
Stranger: srsly
Stranger: my dream car
You: hahaha
You: how old are you
Stranger: 34
Stranger: oooolllllldddd
You: yeah you got 14 on me
Stranger: el caminos are like hummers for white trash
You: do you live in a trailer
Stranger: actually yes
You: is it nice
Stranger: it's decent, better than apartments
You: lol
You: i dunno about that
You: you guys can get internet in those things?
Stranger: hahhaha
Stranger: its not like a fema trailer lol
You: do you get offended when people call it a trailer park
Stranger: lol hardly
You: "HAY! It's MOBILE HOME PARK BUDDY."
Stranger: i am well aware that im white trash
You: sweet
Stranger: i kinda emprace it
You: do you have an IROC
Stranger: rock out to lynnerd skynnerd
You: or a mullett
Stranger: nah im not going that far as to embracing it
You: "HEY ME MAW! I JUST GOT ME A CAN UH COPENHAGEN"
Stranger: im like white trash royalty though
You: yeah
Stranger: i graduated high school
You: are you the ruler of the park
You: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: i dont speak to my neighbors
Stranger: i dont wanna know those ****s
You: yeah you're way too educated
You: i don't blame you
Stranger: i get high, go to work, and pay my bills
Stranger: til one day when i snap
You: you'll cut the mullett and get a nice job at enterprise rent-a-car
You: they give you the tools to be you're own boss there I heard.
Stranger: lol nice job
Stranger: anon, i think i love you
You: thats great.
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: how many parking spots does your trailer have
You: 1 or 2
You: or do you have an overhang garage
Stranger: umm it has a driveway, so i uess 3-4ish
You: OMG do you have a PORCH?
Stranger: forreal
You: is there a chair on it
Stranger: nah
You: oh damn.
Stranger: its empty and barren
You: how many cats do you have
Stranger: like my womb
Stranger: 1 cat one dog
You: its a pit bull isn't it
Stranger: im starting to think maybe a little
Stranger: at first i didnt think at all
You: how in the hell do you not know what kind of dog you have
Stranger: the guy i got it from said it was a beagle mix
Stranger: and because its a mutt
You: so why do you think it's a pitbull
Stranger: itsa like almost 4 months now and the physique is very pitbull looking
You: oh
You: you smoke Doral cigarettes don't you
Stranger: so it is possible that its a pit-beagle
Stranger: and ewwww i may be poor but i have standards
Stranger: camels
Sorry for the long post but I was in stitches the whole time reading these (this is only 1.5 pages of like 5) so I could have kept going :neener: