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NewSpeedSteed
01-07-2009, 04:39 PM
LOS ANGELES -- First it was the banking industry, then the auto makers. Will the adult entertainment industry be next?

Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt and "Girls Gone Wild" chief Joe Francis announced Wednesday that they have sent a joint request to Congress asking for a $5 billion federal bailout to help the adult entertainment industry weather difficult financial times.

The duo contends that while the industry is still viable, the sagging economy has had an impact.

"People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."

According to Flynt and Francis, adult DVD sales and rentals have decreased by 22 percent in the past year, and viewers are increasingly turning to the Internet for adult entertainment.

Francis said the money for the $13 billion industry would be "just to see us through hard times."

"Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation's most important businesses," he said. "We feel we deserve the same consideration. In difficult economic times, Americans turn to entertainment for relief. More and more, the kind of entertainment they turn to is adult entertainment."

Francis and Flynt claim that about half of all Internet users visit adult-entertainment sites.

"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind," Flynt said. "It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly."



All I have to say is 'wow, how much more pathetic can the U.S. get?' It's sad when even the porn industry needs money and bailouts. When I first saw this story I thought it had to be a hoax but after reading it has to be real... sad times. :Hangman:

DustinsDuster
01-07-2009, 05:23 PM
they dont need it- they'd be fine. just as i suspect the auto industry COULD have been. im sure everyone could see this coming- every industry is going to start asking for a bailout.

JJ240
01-09-2009, 03:00 PM
Failing newspapers are next on the list of those wanting handouts.

Drifte
01-09-2009, 03:25 PM
"People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."

wow. switch it around. idle hands...

Clinical
01-13-2009, 01:37 AM
Driving is sex

DJ0820
01-13-2009, 03:44 PM
I heard there was free porn somewhere on the internet

NewSpeedSteed
01-13-2009, 04:15 PM
I heard there was free porn somewhere on the internet

I thought I would test that and see if it was true so I tried find some:

http://a.imagehost.org/0374/Google.png

DustinsDuster
01-13-2009, 04:22 PM
Driving is sex

really? sounds like theres finally an upside to driving a V6 mustang...

Scott
01-13-2009, 04:35 PM
Wow, if thats true Im trading in my 3 v-8 mustangs for a V-6!!!! Driving is sex..