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FiFdYnUtZ
12-11-2008, 01:25 PM
found a clip of derek riding in an corvette that can actually giddy up :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ-9L9cIcwc

Mufflover
12-11-2008, 01:34 PM
Old vid buddy, but why do you hate derek so much?

FiFdYnUtZ
12-11-2008, 01:36 PM
because he acts like you ;) you read the threads in the trash?

derek072887
12-11-2008, 07:33 PM
seriously fifdy you do need a life if all you can do is start threads about me... hahaha that is honestly lame! what i have supposadly done may be considered lame by other but you are no better HAHAHAHAHA

FiFdYnUtZ
12-11-2008, 08:01 PM
:)

derek072887
12-11-2008, 08:27 PM
awww nothing to say? you know im right! thats why you don't have anything to say! Bitch

oVa-Boost
12-11-2008, 08:37 PM
derek072887 are you the fag that thinks your "step-dads" AUDI IS FAST??

derek072887
12-11-2008, 08:40 PM
no im the fag that knows my step dads audi is fast....

oVa-Boost
12-11-2008, 08:46 PM
REALLY!!!!!! Like what 0-60 in 10 mins or wut. I'v heard of you alot and Just cause its got a V8 TT doesnt mean nothing.

derek072887
12-11-2008, 08:48 PM
obviously you know nothing about the car cause it doesn't have a v8 tt dumbass.... stop before we even start please you won't win.. don't talk shit on a car you know nothing about.....

oVa-Boost
12-11-2008, 08:57 PM
oh sorry must be to broke to buy the V8 you must have the v6 or some shit and your right i dont know nothing about that peace of shit audi but dart

derek072887
12-11-2008, 09:02 PM
HA too broke to buy the V8? i think not.... the v8 is naturally aspirated dip shit and came in the s4 from 02-08, this one happens to be a 2000 so it has the twin turbo v6.... and it has a 15000 dollar turbo kit on it... another 5 or 6000 in other after market goodies.. and another 5 in the new (not reman) transmission..... so money isn't a factor... oh and all the goodies were put on at one time not over the course of 4 or 5 years... all the money was dropped at once.... like i said stop now

derek072887
12-11-2008, 09:04 PM
oh sorry must be to broke to buy the V8 you must have the v6 or some shit and your right i dont know nothing about that peace of shit audi but dart

"but dart"? "don't know nothing"? you don't have to convince me you know absolutely nothing about audi's... you can't even speak english...

sLoWnStEaDy
12-11-2008, 09:11 PM
Are you really bragging about your STEP DAD dropping a bunch of money into his car?
I have seen $20K cars with even more money into them get beat by $2K cars with $5K~ into them... Get a fox-body, and i bet you could beat that Audi for under $10K, probably under $5K if you didn't have to drive it much after the race ;)


One of my neighbors used to have a 9 second Monte but that don't mean shit when it comes to my car. Some Peoples Kids (or Step Kids in this case)

derek072887
12-11-2008, 09:13 PM
the only reason money came up was because he said and i quote "oh sorry must be to broke to buy the V8 you must have the v6 or some shit" thats the only reason money came up

sLoWnStEaDy
12-11-2008, 09:16 PM
I'm not picking sides either way and i don't really want "beef" with anyone but I hate it when people brag about shit that they don't even own... Do you even get to drive it? I mean i have some pretty nice cars in my family but they aren't mine so I don't fel the need ot bring them up. If i ever get one handed down to me though, you'all will know for sure!

I'm gettin out of here before i piss anyone off...

derek072887
12-11-2008, 09:17 PM
yes i do drive it... i have driven it many times..

oVa-Boost
12-11-2008, 10:06 PM
OKAY BO STANTON AND for my english sucking you understood what i was saying fagget ass turkey jizz. and only cause you drive it doesnt mean you own it. Why dont you get a real car bitch what you trying to say your "STEP-DAD" put 31k in this wannabe fast thing thats sad if it takes that much money to beat a stock moped. How much hp is this thing pushing 300hp/-

derek072887
12-11-2008, 10:19 PM
y does he keep " " step dad.... he's not my "step dad" he is actually my step dad.... lol and one more time i never said i owned the car douche bag turkey jizz??.... and why do you keep sayin wanna be fast? you have already admitted you know nothing about the car so you don't know a damn thing about how fast the car is.... and just for your information cars with less or the same mods are around 480whp and 500wtq not 300 buddy..... just please talk about something you know a little about... just don't speak about the audi anymore... ive already put you in your place a couple times.. please just stop i beg you lol

Xboosted23X
12-11-2008, 10:45 PM
15k turbo kit? could i get some pics of this thing.

cars the same color of mine has gone 8s does that mean mine will go 8s.

just because you have the same stuff doesn't mean it will run the same or preform the same.

and why do you take credit for something that isnt yours.

JustinS
12-11-2008, 11:14 PM
Lmao at the 15,000 dollar turbo kit that consists of OEM parts. Woo, nothing like wasting your money!

oVa-Boost
12-11-2008, 11:56 PM
okay fagget what gotta use my words cant make any up. $15,000 for a turbo kit your a fuck face if you pay that much. Your saying this thing has 480 to 500hp bitch please thats words coming out of your ass I would like to see DYNO sheets on this. Words that come out of your ass dont mean nothing if you are saying this car puts out 480 to 500hp lets see a DYNO SHEET and im sure you dont know nothing about audi's either fucken wangina because if you did im sure you would of been the one to build it to make 480-500hp fag im sure when it breaks you take it to the dealer to get fixed.

FiFdYnUtZ
12-12-2008, 12:15 AM
sorry zac :/ might wanna trash this, i just had to get derek sparked up again :)

btw derek, i have a car with well under 10k in it including the purchase price and im willing to put my money where my mouth is :) step up

Domestic Disturbance
12-12-2008, 01:51 AM
15k turbo kit? are we using gran turismo pricing?

ZEE
12-12-2008, 05:14 AM
Since they paid somebody to install it, half is probably labor.

sLoWnStEaDy
12-12-2008, 08:24 AM
When i get back this summer we should set up a race...
My car has a grand total of about $4K including the purchase price. About 1/3 of that money went for the body kit/rims/tires too so....

FiFdYnUtZ
12-12-2008, 10:38 AM
we should all gather up and see how much more money we can squeeze outta the wanna be rich kid...

FiFdYnUtZ
12-12-2008, 10:38 AM
we should all gather up and see how much more money we can squeeze outta the wanna be rich kid...

Mufflover
12-12-2008, 10:54 AM
You make fun of him for posting a car in his sig that isnt his but you put a car in your avator that isnt yours, whos the tool?

FiFdYnUtZ
12-12-2008, 11:01 AM
you guys should really get together and go on a date, i think you might have some chemistry..

JustinS
12-12-2008, 11:11 AM
You make fun of him for posting a car in his sig that isnt his but you put a car in your avator that isnt yours, whos the tool?
See that cone in my avatar? Thats not my cone, am I a tool too?

Having a picture of a wheelstand as your avatar doesn't mean he's claiming that car to be his, putting up a car and its mods in your sig implies that it is yours. Sorry mang, derek is the only tool here right now.

derek072887
12-12-2008, 11:17 AM
yep 15000 after installation of the turbo kit i think it was 9000 for the turbos inlets rs4 y pipe injectors fuel pump and a maf.... that was just the turbo kit. still 10000 in other stuff. plus another 5000 in labor... not sure exactly

Ricky
12-12-2008, 11:20 AM
sorry this had to be done.....

http://www.icsperformance.com/products% ... %20k04.htm (http://www.icsperformance.com/products%20audi%20s4%20b5%20APR%20k04.htm)

looks like you way over paided for the kit... and k04 turbos are not big upgrade.... but is your money, wait no, step dads money

FiFdYnUtZ
12-12-2008, 11:26 AM
hmmm....12k+ in mods and you barely beat a near stock vette, VERY NICE!!!!

derek072887
12-12-2008, 11:45 AM
8000 after taxes ricky, and yes that is the exact same kit he bought

8000 for turbo kit, includes ecu reflash
2000 for down pipes
idk about the clutch
idk about flywheel
50 snub mount
400 for bi-pipe
3-4000 in sound system including install
300 trans stabilizer
so like 14000 in mods not including labor to have it all installed (performance parts)


oh and dyno sheets for the kit in the link ricky provided thanks ricky

derek072887
12-12-2008, 11:46 AM
you guys should really get together and go on a date, i think you might have some chemistry..

again nothing good to say... just like usual

JustinS
12-12-2008, 11:53 AM
8000 after taxes ricky, and yes that is the exact same kit he bought

8000 for turbo kit, includes ecu reflash
2000 for down pipes
idk about the clutch
idk about flywheel
50 snub mount
400 for bi-pipe
3-4000 in sound system including install
300 trans stabilizer
so like 14000 in mods not including labor to have it all installed (performance parts)


oh and dyno sheets for the kit in the link ricky provided thanks ricky
We asked for dyno sheets of your....err I mean your step dad's car....not some dyno sheet posted on a website that isn't his.

derek072887
12-12-2008, 11:55 AM
you never asked for them..... the car hasn't been to the dyno as everyone knows.... deetadee

derek072887
12-12-2008, 11:57 AM
sorry this had to be done.....

http://www.icsperformance.com/products% ... %20k04.htm (http://www.icsperformance.com/products%20audi%20s4%20b5%20APR%20k04.htm)

looks like you way over paided for the kit... and k04 turbos are not big upgrade.... but is your money, wait no, step dads money

oh and ik the k04's are not a huge upgrade but they are the ONLY bolt on turbo upgrade as of now.. people are coming out with gt28r and gt25r kits but none are an entire kit and those do run 15000 before tax and before you buy any fueling upgrades...

Mufflover
12-12-2008, 12:01 PM
You make fun of him for posting a car in his sig that isnt his but you put a car in your avator that isnt yours, whos the tool?
See that cone in my avatar? Thats not my cone, am I a tool too?

Having a picture of a wheelstand as your avatar doesn't mean he's claiming that car to be his, putting up a car and its mods in your sig implies that it is yours. Sorry mang, derek is the only tool here right now.

Yes you are a tool!!! Comparing a cone and a car is a real good comparision tool.lol

oVa-Boost
12-12-2008, 12:26 PM
The only tool is that kid with his step dads audi.

Drifte
12-12-2008, 12:32 PM
15k turbo kit? are we using gran turismo pricing?

lol, i need to find my playstation.

Drifte
12-12-2008, 12:38 PM
sorry this had to be done.....

http://www.icsperformance.com/products% ... %20k04.htm (http://www.icsperformance.com/products%20audi%20s4%20b5%20APR%20k04.htm)

looks like you way over paided for the kit... and k04 turbos are not big upgrade.... but is your money, wait no, step dads money

APR's S4 squeezed out 447hp...APR, the manufacturer whos job is to show the absolute peak performance...
Theirs so many variables here. What intercooler did they use?
http://www.icsperformance.com/b5-s4-s3-apr-dyno.gif

Drifte
12-12-2008, 12:39 PM
15k turbo kit?! dayaum this audi costs almost as much as my computer!

derek072887
12-12-2008, 12:43 PM
the turbo kit cost more than ur shit hole car!! hahaha that sucks doesnt it? that the parts on the audi are worth more than your entire car! haha

derek072887
12-12-2008, 12:47 PM
15k turbo kit?! dayaum this audi costs almost as much as my computer!
people say 15k is alot for a turbo kit but you spent more than that on ur computer.... damn ur even more of a fuckin retard then previous mentioned!!

derek072887
12-12-2008, 12:53 PM
they used their upgraded side mount intercoolers. my step dads will have a front mount soon. and those dyno sheets are of the exact tunes they sell their customers. call and ask them if u dont believe it.....

sLoWnStEaDy
12-12-2008, 12:55 PM
LOL... you really are a fuckin tool... how old are you...? 16? 17 may be?

what do you drive... or rather, what vehicle do YOU own?

JustinS
12-12-2008, 01:08 PM
You make fun of him for posting a car in his sig that isnt his but you put a car in your avator that isnt yours, whos the tool?
See that cone in my avatar? Thats not my cone, am I a tool too?

Having a picture of a wheelstand as your avatar doesn't mean he's claiming that car to be his, putting up a car and its mods in your sig implies that it is yours. Sorry mang, derek is the only tool here right now.

Yes you are a tool!!! Comparing a cone and a car is a real good comparision tool.lol
You fail to follow the logistics of an argument.

JustinS
12-12-2008, 01:10 PM
you never asked for them..... the car hasn't been to the dyno as everyone knows.... deetadee
"We" describes a collective body of people, not a singular person.

oVa-Boost
12-12-2008, 01:34 PM
Well why dont we all get a race from this fag and with your step dad driving since its his car.I was the one that asked for a dyno sheet and if you never put it up on a dyno how do you really know you got that much power. ONLY BECAUSE THEY SAY THAT on there web and they post dyno sheets of there own builds doesnt mean your car has that much they could be using all kinds of shit to get to that hp mark and make dumb people like you believe it so anyone would buy it. Maybe they are just saying its possible to make 440+hp on that kit with the RIGHT FUEL, Tuning, motor build etc. Its no different from buying any other turbo kit and saying its going to give you that much hp shit bitch theres stock 14b's running 350-400hp and running 11-10 sec 1/4 mile ON STOCK/ported TURBO but still a 14b.

Drifte
12-12-2008, 01:55 PM
the turbo kit cost more than ur shit hole car!! hahaha that sucks doesnt it? that the parts on the audi are worth more than your entire car! haha

Uh, no that just means it costs me less...

FiFdYnUtZ
12-12-2008, 02:20 PM
yeah they clearly state that with the kit it is possible to make that whp, which means with all other supporting mods/motor/fuel/tune its not just bolt it on and thats how much power you make....thats a pretty noob mistake people like you make when buying parts "dur this cold air intake will get my 20+ whp!!! kn said so!!" when in all reality it doesnt work that way...

you are yet to say something that makes me think you know a damn thing about what your talking about, you should consider going in with the guys at "rapid performance" you could be another ASE guy ;)

n8kerns
12-12-2008, 02:21 PM
Lmao I love this kid...
Why would you brag about how much your dad wastes money...he's a dumbass, your a dumbass and your to damn hard headed to even realize it. Fucking hilarious. You brag about having a $15k turbo kit, why...and you bash on Driftes car? You do know his car, totaling in under $15k all together could, stomp your step dads audi right? Spending money doesnt make you cool lmao.


P.S. Drifte $15k computer? You build that or was it just a sarcastic comment. PM me if you dont want to derail this already topicless thread.

derek072887
12-12-2008, 02:27 PM
it clearly says that those are the hp numbers for their stg 3 turbo kit.... dumbass which comes with the fueling and programing.... and all other supporting mods minus dp's which he ordered..... god ur a fuckin retard and need to actually go to apr's website not a secondary site that sell's their products.... www.goapr.com (http://www.goapr.com) faggit. read up then come talk shit! thanks bye

TbTalon94
12-12-2008, 02:32 PM
Do you know what a Monopoly is?

derek072887
12-12-2008, 02:35 PM
Lmao I love this kid...
Why would you brag about how much your dad wastes money...he's a dumbass, your a dumbass and your to damn hard headed to even realize it. Fucking hilarious. You brag about having a $15k turbo kit, why...and you bash on Driftes car? You do know his car, totaling in under $15k all together could, stomp your step dads audi right? Spending money doesnt make you cool lmao.
really it could stomp it? u got proof? and i dont want someone elses dyno sheets or to see what another car has done cause if u can use that as proof then i can.... hahahaha answer that one.... and about my step dad if he has the money to spend he can do what he wants with it.... i sense jealousy that you dont have that money

n8kerns
12-12-2008, 02:42 PM
Lmao jealousy, no...haha and I'm sure he'd race you if you wanted proof that bad but I know you'd turn down so its not even necessary to go there. You cant even get proof of your own car and your asking me to prove an accurate assumption about someone elses car? I dont know for a fact that he would win but I'm sure enough to put money on it and I'm not one to gamble. You've had plenty of people nicely try and help you prove what your car can do and you turn down...its almost like your unsure.

Edit: even if drifte did have dyno sheets there wouldnt be anything to put them against...

derek072887
12-12-2008, 03:04 PM
Lmao jealousy, no...haha and I'm sure he'd race you if you wanted proof that bad but I know you'd turn down so its not even necessary to go there. You cant even get proof of your own car and your asking me to prove an accurate assumption about someone elses car? I dont know for a fact that he would win but I'm sure enough to put money on it and I'm not one to gamble. You've had plenty of people nicely try and help you prove what your car can do and you turn down...its almost like your unsure.

Edit: even if drifte did have dyno sheets there wouldnt be anything to put them against...
no u said it would stomp the audi! not that it should.... so i guessin ur basing ur assumptions one someone elses experiences..... wait i was flamed to hell for doin that..... damn got a fuckin biased group here.... a bunch of haters.... honestly i bet the only reason 3/4 of you ever posted is outta straight jealousy of the audi and how nice it is.... honestly none of you can honestly say its a shitty or slow car.... you just do it cause you tryin to be assholes.... ur not hurting me at all....

oVa-Boost
12-12-2008, 03:11 PM
I honestly say n think its a shitty ass slow car and nice whats nice about it looks like ass. MY shit in the toilet looks better then your STEP DAD'S CAR. I looked it up for you also IT SAYS THAT YOUR TURBO KIT IS "CAPABLE" of 447 horsepower and 467 foot-pounds of torque at the flywheel on 93 octane gas, while retaining stock-like drivability. ALL YOUR FAST AT IS RUNNING YOUR MOUTH ABOUT SOME AUDI THAT ISNT YOURS.

oVa-Boost
12-12-2008, 03:13 PM
My 700hp lawn mower will stomp the shit out of your step dads audi

FiFdYnUtZ
12-12-2008, 03:16 PM
streets have been dry enough, i think it would be worth the trip and taking my car outta storage to come up to IC with my bird and shut your ass up....you wanna giddy up for some $$ or is it going to be another backpeddle?

Drifte
12-12-2008, 03:19 PM
P.S. Drifte $15k computer? You build that or was it just a sarcastic comment. PM me if you dont want to derail this already topicless thread.

sarcastic, but its probably not to far off including software. Thats where my time and money goes, the car comes second, and then eating/food.

Dereks mad we make fun of his step dads car. SO from here on I'll just make fun of him.

dereks car sucks, and so does he.

FiFdYnUtZ
12-12-2008, 03:20 PM
does he even have a car?!? or does his gf drive him around? lol

DustinsDuster
12-12-2008, 03:26 PM
damn i wish my shitty, rusted, $5k beater was still up in running. it wouldve been so much fun to obliterate that canary-hued money trap....

oVa-Boost
12-12-2008, 03:28 PM
WHERES YOUR CAR AT im done talking about the shit that isnt yours. I think his boyfriend drives him around.

Ricky
12-12-2008, 04:26 PM
8000 after taxes ricky, and yes that is the exact same kit he bought

8000 for turbo kit, includes ecu reflash
2000 for down pipes
idk about the clutch
idk about flywheel
50 snub mount
400 for bi-pipe
3-4000 in sound system including install
300 trans stabilizer
so like 14000 in mods not including labor to have it all installed (performance parts)


oh and dyno sheets for the kit in the link ricky provided thanks ricky

my argument was that you over paided for a little turbo kit like that. The down pipe is $2000 holy fuck. Why didnt you get a custom one made for half that?

Ricky
12-12-2008, 04:35 PM
what does your step dad do...? max out all 8 credit cards? i think we all could afford that car with loans and credit cards but we all know a bad investment when we see one... i guess some people are just smarter.

derek072887
12-12-2008, 04:55 PM
well obviously you can't read either... its a V6 TT which mean 2 dp's and they are stainless, hand welded and come with test pipes and high flow cats, so you can choose to run either

and trust me there were no loans takin out to pay for any of this car, and absolutely no credit card maxed out... the only loans he has takin out in his life were for his first house and schooling... like i said most of you only commented outta jealously cause you can't put that much money in a car.. lol

derek072887
12-12-2008, 04:58 PM
streets have been dry enough, i think it would be worth the trip and taking my car outta storage to come up to IC with my bird and shut your ass up....you wanna giddy up for some $$ or is it going to be another backpeddle?

cars in storage and i don't have a key to the lock.. sorry buddy next spring we can play

derek072887
12-12-2008, 05:02 PM
I honestly say n think its a shitty ass slow car and nice whats nice about it looks like ass. MY shit in the toilet looks better then your STEP DAD'S CAR. I looked it up for you also IT SAYS THAT YOUR TURBO KIT IS "CAPABLE" of 447 horsepower and 467 foot-pounds of torque at the flywheel on 93 octane gas, while retaining stock-like drivability. ALL YOUR FAST AT IS RUNNING YOUR MOUTH ABOUT SOME AUDI THAT ISNT YOURS.

looks like ass? has much better styling and lines than any car you have owned im sure.... and whats nice about it? um interior... you know heated leather seats, nice stereo, luxury bitch... you wouldn't know what that is you broke ass bitch! jsut shut the fuck up already... you never make any damn sense again i sense jealousy!!

s13kid
12-12-2008, 05:46 PM
This thread sucks pretty bad so...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/Lomaniac1/highfives.jpg

FiFdYnUtZ
12-12-2008, 05:59 PM
i know a black 4door with headed seats, heads up display, nice stereo, and most other options that would be willing to play...but then again you dont even have a key to the lock for this car so i dont know why i would be talking to you about it...better stop calling people out when you cant even access the vehicle that isnt yours

Ricky
12-12-2008, 06:28 PM
well obviously you can't read either... its a V6 TT which mean 2 dp's and they are stainless, hand welded and come with test pipes and high flow cats, so you can choose to run either

and trust me there were no loans takin out to pay for any of this car, and absolutely no credit card maxed out... the only loans he has takin out in his life were for his first house and schooling... like i said most of you only commented outta jealously cause you can't put that much money in a car.. lol


i know its twin turbo retard what im saying is thats still a lot. i have 3" stainless steel turbo back with no cats and it was only 400, but then again i shop around and read reviews and... o yeah put it on my self.

Ricky
12-12-2008, 06:28 PM
p.s. your gay :)

n8kerns
12-12-2008, 07:00 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong but dont test pipes replace catalytic converters? Why would you want both...

DustinsDuster
12-12-2008, 07:03 PM
p.s. your gay :)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, best response of this thread.

sounds like Derek is in a sappy love story with Gerard Butler...

sLoWnStEaDy
12-12-2008, 07:22 PM
LOL... This kid is fukkin HILARIOUS!!! I think there is a "shop" down in north liberty that could use a guy like you :bigthumb:

Seriously i was tryin to be nice at first but now it is quite obvious that you are just plain fucking retarded! Your step dad wasted his money, simple as that. Look at it this way, he spent $14K on mods so I am sure they fucked him on labor too so we will say $6K there and then retail on that car is like $12K... That makes $32K for a car that might run a low 12...

the SSP Stage 3 ran something like 11.89 with a professional driver on about 25# of boost, 93 octane and supporting mods with an SSP tune of course... I'd put my $4K "POS" up against that thing any day. so here are the points to my post:

1. You are a complete fucking DOUCHE BAG

2. Your step-dad likes to waste his money apparently

3. Even if he makes 500hp at the wheels, IT'S STILL NOT YOU FUCKING CAR

NewSpeedSteed
12-12-2008, 08:05 PM
God, its topics like these that made me join CRU (now IAF) I was telling a friend at work about this- don't say a lot of bs about leaving Internet fights on the Internet; I just thought this was funny. But anyway my friend looked up all B5 S4 cars for sale in Iowa and specifically the yellow ones like his and he said they were ALL UNDER 11 GRAND.

I mean yeah an Audi is an incredible car, I use to have a B5 A4 for a DD and it was really nice but seeing how its getting up there in miles, getting older (I mean its about 10 years old now) and it hasn't had an easy life (beaten on by who knows how many owners) plus its not the rarest thing ever so I'm a little confused why bother garaging it for the winter? I mean its got one of the best AWD systems available; why not turn the boost down and drive it?

Since everyone else is throwing there two cents in I might as well too, reading these topics about spending 15 grand on turbo kits and whatnot makes me sick; in my eyes it comes down to built vs. bought. Yeah I'm sure the S4 is quick since there no slouches in stock form and if indeed it does make the power you claim it does then bravo to you. But in the end neither your step dad or you built that car and that's what custom cars is all about. Building your car, learning skills (sometimes life skills) and experiences and bonding with other car guys. Granted you might not have the mechanical skills or know how to do everything to your car but that's where friends come in, friends like the people on here. Bottom line: Its not about buying a fast car or paying someone to make your stuff fast, seriously where's the fun and the respect in that?

oVa-Boost
12-12-2008, 08:39 PM
Dude your the fag that sucks dick and doesnt have a car to talk about gotta talk about your step dads car and your the wangina that doesnt make any sence......... trying to tell us that your stage 3 turbo kit makes 480-500 hp fag i already posted that the kit is capable of 440+ hp homo doesnt mean your shit is well your step dads and bitch I bet iv had better cars then you why dont you tell us about your car and styling and lines on those things are ungly ass fuck and about your heated leather seats, nice stereo, luxury I could care less what is that adding hp to the car. jealousy of what a fucken 2000 audi s4 bitch that shit is almost 9 years old pretty sad if your step dad has all this money and owns an old ass audi im sure the he would have something better.

NOW IF HE OR YOU OWNED A SUPRA, SKYLINE, RX-7 or a bad ass euro or american car then yeah it would be jealousy if I was saying shit about it but since its not ITS GAY LIKE YOU AND YOU MAKE IT SEEM LIKE IT COULD OWN any car out there. Only cause you kinda beat a vett doesnt mean nothing its nothing new theres DSM's that eat some vetts for breakfast FUCK ILL RACE YOU IN MY GEO METRO ITS GOT 500hp with just intake and exhaust maybe do a TT and NEW TRANNY With 4k in sound system.

derek072887
12-12-2008, 09:07 PM
actually you only read part of the other thread and part of the apr website... see its 440 hp on 93 octane and if you read the thread about the race with the vette(now deleted) you would see that i was on the "race" file when that happened... now go back to the apr site and look at the dyno graph just below the one you did look at and see that its over 486 hp and just under 500lb-ft... dip shit!

yea its 9 years old but it would kill that pos laser you were sellin that never got sold cause oh wait yea you wanted twice what it was worth!! HAHAHAHAHA idiot

and for the reason it gets put away for the winter is, it sits on eibach/bilstein's so it is about 2 inches off the ground, which makes it a horrible car in the snow and with the 18X8 on it and KDW2's it wouldn't be the best in the snow even with AWD... if the tires can't dig in you still won't go well as im sure you know

back to ova-boost are you tellin me that no car is worth talkin about except a supra skyline or and rx-7? well you might as well leave the sight, cause i think there is like 2 or 3 rx7's and like 2 0r 3 supra's... and they are all waaaaaayyyyy over 9 years old.... HMMMM you sound like a retard again... and by the way just cause supras, skylines, and rx-7's are in fast and the furious doesn't mean they are all fast dumb ass.....

would you think an atom is cool? what about a porsche? lambo? see you only listed cars that are in fast and the furious which makes me think that you don't think outside the box... you only go with cars that are popular.... well me and my step dad like to have something different than everyone else.

oh and one more thing newspeedsteed, i do thank you for not just being a douche like the rest of the fags on here but i do wanna let you know that the Imola yellow S4 is the second rarest color available in the US, the most rare is the dark blue with the blue and black interior..

derek072887
12-12-2008, 09:11 PM
one more thing ova boost, why do all your cars/lawn mowers have an outstand amount of hp? why do you keep saying shit like that... you act like i am claiming the audi makes like 2000 hp and you are trying to make fun of me for it... im not claiming any out standing numbers... lol God damn it you are a fuckin fag...

oh and i believe it was slownsteady that asked how old i am, well sir i am 21 years old. not 16 0r 17 thanks for askin though

and one last thing to newspeedsteed, i have said this many times in the past but idk if you have read all 3 or 4 of the past threads started about me but i am an ASE certified mechanic and i have all the know how and tools to have done the turbo kit by myself but i am a full time student and have a full time job, and i could not find the time to get the turbo kit put on in the time frame my step dad was hoping for so he opted to get it done at the dealer, since most of the parts are OEM parts we even got a warranty on the labor... so he has the money he can spend it i say.

oVa-Boost
12-12-2008, 09:26 PM
FAG BITCH LIKE I SAID WHAT DO YOU OWN BITCH AT LEAST I GOT A CAR AND FOR THAT LASER BITCH YOU got a race for some $$$. AND WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT IT BEING YELLOW I COULD GO GET AN AUDI AND SPRAY PAINT IT YELLOW AND SAY ITS RARE. SO you are telling me you are running 104 octane yeah im sure and fag those arent your dyno sheets so only cause apr made that much doesnt mean you have that much dumbass your the fucken retard. WHY DONT YOU PUT THE CAR ON A DYNO Sence you or your step dad that fucks you in the ass has all this money. AND IM SURE YOU DONT HAVE THERE TUNE. YOUR A FAG AND YOU TALK UP SOMETHING ISNT YOUR AND A SUPRA WITH 500hp 2jz will eat that peace and only because they where in TFNTF doesnt mean anything to mean hoe. BUT ONCE AGAIN WHAT DO YOU OWN thats right nothing because you havent answer that question. DYNO WILL TELL EVERYONE IF ITS 500HP FAG NOT YOUR MOUTH.

oVa-Boost
12-12-2008, 09:33 PM
your claiming that this thing is at 500hp talking up your step dads car homo with out a dyno sheet and only because apr says its going to give you that its not because they just want to sale there kits im sure with supporting mods yes but from what you got no only dyno will say not your mouth where your boyfriends dick goes. WHAT DO YOU OWN FOR THAT LAST TIME FAG!

ZEE
12-12-2008, 09:34 PM
sorry this had to be done.....

http://www.icsperformance.com/products% ... %20k04.htm (http://www.icsperformance.com/products%20audi%20s4%20b5%20APR%20k04.htm)

looks like you way over paided for the kit... and k04 turbos are not big upgrade.... but is your money, wait no, step dads money

APR's S4 squeezed out 447hp...APR, the manufacturer whos job is to show the absolute peak performance...
Theirs so many variables here. What intercooler did they use?
http://www.icsperformance.com/b5-s4-s3-apr-dyno.gif

One other thing you have to realize is these are flywheel numbers on these dynos, not at the wheels as he claimed in the other thread. So at the wheels these numbers probably wouldn't be all that impressive.

derek072887
12-12-2008, 09:36 PM
you really wanna put your money where your mouth is? lets go ahead and set up a race with your laser and the audi, you and fifdy get together and figure out a date next spring when we can all get together so i can kill 2 birds with one stone, and yes i was running 104 octane the night i raced the vette... whats so odd about that? jesse/red04evo runs race gas in his evo all the time....

and i know those are not my dyno sheets i was just pointing out the fact that you were not looking at the one with the race tune, and yes the audi does have apr software even though you may think it doesn't....

and as far as the audi being yellow since you can't read... newspeedsteed said they are not rare cars so i was just pointing out the fact that this color of S4 is actually kinda rare...

and please stop writing in caps, 1 its hard forever one to read, 2 we all know you are yelling when you talk cause you are offended by what i am saying to you... you don't have to annoy us all by typing in caps...

shoulda stopped before you started

derek072887
12-12-2008, 09:38 PM
don't worry about what i own.. i have said previously(ill say it again since you kinda jumped into the middle of this) that i do not own a fast car because of the fact that i am on sr22 and i get introuble with fast cars..... but since you must know i drive a 2001 celica... yea ik its not fast but its cheap, gets 34mpg and its kinda fun to drive.... rag on me all you want for not having a fast car cause ik its coming but i do not care... i don't want to own a fast car right now.

derek072887
12-12-2008, 09:42 PM
homo, fag, bitch, slut, cunt, faggit, whore, douche bag, any more i missed? i think i am slacking in my name calling in my previous posts so i hope this makes up for that, sorry guys i forgot to say one of these words in ever sentence in my post like ova boost

SaNdMaNsSi
12-12-2008, 10:18 PM
15k for a turbo kit....The dealer laughed all the way to the bank. Back when there was no such thing as a turbo kit for my car I built it from scratch using other import aftermarket parts. Even after creating something from nothing, I only had 7k in my kit (way bigger turbo than what you could possibly be using in the audi) including a much larger fuel system. You got taken. Well....the actual owner did. But then again, everyone on this board knows it was no 15k turbo setup considering the car itself isn't worth that.

derek072887
12-12-2008, 10:20 PM
read the rest of the thread before posting please... if you read it all it was an 8000 dollar turbo kit and 6-7 in labor to install all the aftermarket parts... thanks for showing you stupidity again.... and you have no idea what fueling is in the audi so how do you KNOW that yours is sooooo much bigger? just outta curiosity... and you don't KNOW what size turbo'S are on the audi so how do you KNOW yours is soooo much bigger?

Xboosted23X
12-12-2008, 10:25 PM
first off its stupid to compare dyno numbers. a dyno is a tuning tool
so many dynos read different there is not a standardized dyno rating/scale.
all have variables and all are different.

derek072887
12-12-2008, 10:29 PM
^ correct

SaNdMaNsSi
12-12-2008, 10:31 PM
I know my turbo is bigger simply for the fact that I have more space in my engine compartment than the audi does. The audi doesnt have the clearance for the size of turbo I'm using. I'm right. You're wrong. The end.

derek072887
12-12-2008, 10:33 PM
i know of S4 that are running gt35's and gt42's...... yea ik mine is not that big but i do know of S4's with them and they didn't cut any of the car up to make them fight... what you gotta say to that?

SaNdMaNsSi
12-12-2008, 10:46 PM
If by saying "I know of" you mean "I google searched" and if you say "S4" to mean "A car I don't own" then I'd have to say "You're correct" and actually mean "Can we stop tag-team teabagging you our balls are getting sore.

derek072887
12-12-2008, 10:48 PM
i know of as in from audi forums, and yes as in S4 a car i don't own.. but do you ever talk about cars that you dont own? yea thought you did....

oh and you forgot your last " at the end... might wanna fix that

slo4cyl
12-12-2008, 10:51 PM
you really wanna put your money where your mouth is? lets go ahead and set up a race with your laser and the audi, you and fifdy get together and figure out a date next spring when we can all get together so i can kill 2 birds with one stone, and yes i was running 104 octane the night i raced the vette... whats so odd about that? jesse/red04evo runs race gas in his evo all the time....


i believe we locked in a race for next summer here first, don't forget about that one...

derek072887
12-12-2008, 10:53 PM
yea me and you have one, fifdy wanted one, and now d-bag/ovaly retarded (ovaboost) wants one, so all 3 of you get together and come up with a date in early-mid spring...

SaNdMaNsSi
12-12-2008, 10:55 PM
Actually no, I dont come on here talking about cars I dont own.

JustinS
12-12-2008, 10:56 PM
I've got 50 bucks on Derek dropping the clutch at 5,000 and grenading the entire trans, only to go out and buy a new one. No rebuilds here, we've got too much damn money to throw around!

derek072887
12-12-2008, 10:56 PM
aight ill meet your 50! and raise you to 100?

JustinS
12-12-2008, 11:00 PM
No sir, I'm a broke college student with bills to pay. I'm not ASE certified like you.

SaNdMaNsSi
12-12-2008, 11:00 PM
He's betting with Monopoly money (borrowed from the game in his stepdads closet)

derek072887
12-12-2008, 11:00 PM
ok so 50 it is? thats fine with me...

derek072887
12-12-2008, 11:01 PM
no monopoly money here.. i got a fulltime job

JustinS
12-12-2008, 11:04 PM
Side bets don't involve the players, you'll have to sit this one out.

<cue the obligatory you're a pussy if you don't take the bet with me form derek>

derek072887
12-12-2008, 11:05 PM
no thats fine if you don't wanna be me that up to you

tractioncontrol
12-12-2008, 11:41 PM
i know of S4 that are running gt35's and gt42's...... yea ik mine is not that big but i do know of S4's with them and they didn't cut any of the car up to make them fight... what you gotta say to that?


No you don't, the biggest twin turbo setup done on a B5 S4 uses twin gt2871r turbos. There has only been a few people that have taken the plung into the single turbo realm with an S4 and only 1 has run a 42r and he is not in the states. The tiny ass K04 turbos on that S4 are weak and get owned by big turbo A4's (big being gt3071r or bigger) all the time. The stage 3 S4 is a joke. The motor and engine compartment leave no room for turbos big enough to compete with fast cars. Your stepdad wasted his money.

oVa-Boost
12-13-2008, 12:09 AM
calling me a d-bag lets see if you have the balls to call me that when i see you bitch and dont worry about the race we will find a date. You better set some dates on your other races.

Ashley
12-13-2008, 12:22 AM
trashed.

jeez. i came home from work to read 6 pages only to find out what i already know.. this derek kid is a pretty smart one. :roll:

FiFdYnUtZ
12-13-2008, 12:29 AM
LMAFO...i like how you call me out when you know nothing about my car...

set the date and time and i'll be there, ALSO name YOUR price big guy..I PROMISE i will show...

Ricky
12-13-2008, 01:04 AM
i know of S4 that are running gt35's and gt42's...... yea ik mine is not that big but i do know of S4's with them and they didn't cut any of the car up to make them fight... what you gotta say to that?


No you don't, the biggest twin turbo setup done on a B5 S4 uses twin gt2871r turbos. There has only been a few people that have taken the plung into the single turbo realm with an S4 and only 1 has run a 42r and he is not in the states. The tiny ass K04 turbos on that S4 are weak and get owned by big turbo A4's (big being gt3071r or bigger) all the time. The stage 3 S4 is a joke. The motor and engine compartment leave no room for turbos big enough to compete with fast cars. Your stepdad wasted his money.


first time i agree with traction control!

Stutz
12-13-2008, 01:33 AM
Wow you dont want to own a fast car because your on sr22? Is that why you have never owned a fast car? How exactly do you get in trouble with an old slow ass mx6 and a bonneville that prolly ran 15s? Btw my gtp gets 32-35 mpg.

sLoWnStEaDy
12-13-2008, 08:55 AM
MX6...? Are you the one that was selling the green MX6 on here a couple (or few) years back? If it was you, at teh time you worked at the gas station right off of 380 up north a little wase (like past urbana area or something IIRC)?


ANYWAYS, Don't forget about me, i want a race to but it has to be in like July/August when i get back so, try not to blow that shit up before then. I'd make it a pinks race but... yeah, you don't actualy OWN the car so that probably wouldn't work huh? It would be fun to take a $30K~ (invested) car with my $4K~(invested) car... If you... or rather if YOUR STEP DAD is making even 350 at the wheels i would be shocked...

Ricky
12-13-2008, 08:56 AM
hey tricky.... must have done a lot of speeding in 25mph zones :)

derek072887
12-13-2008, 10:12 AM
i know of S4 that are running gt35's and gt42's...... yea ik mine is not that big but i do know of S4's with them and they didn't cut any of the car up to make them fight... what you gotta say to that?


No you don't, the biggest twin turbo setup done on a B5 S4 uses twin gt2871r turbos. There has only been a few people that have taken the plung into the single turbo realm with an S4 and only 1 has run a 42r and he is not in the states. The tiny ass K04 turbos on that S4 are weak and get owned by big turbo A4's (big being gt3071r or bigger) all the time. The stage 3 S4 is a joke. The motor and engine compartment leave no room for turbos big enough to compete with fast cars. Your stepdad wasted his money.

yes i do and did i say it was twin 35r's? nope i didn't, there are MANY MANY people going the single turbo route these days... do more research... and by the way stg S4's do NOT get handled by big turbo A4's all the time you are mistaken....

derek072887
12-13-2008, 10:14 AM
MX6...? Are you the one that was selling the green MX6 on here a couple (or few) years back? If it was you, at teh time you worked at the gas station right off of 380 up north a little wase (like past urbana area or something IIRC)?


ANYWAYS, Don't forget about me, i want a race to but it has to be in like July/August when i get back so, try not to blow that shit up before then. I'd make it a pinks race but... yeah, you don't actualy OWN the car so that probably wouldn't work huh? It would be fun to take a $30K~ (invested) car with my $4K~(invested) car... If you... or rather if YOUR STEP DAD is making even 350 at the wheels i would be shocked...

nope not the mx6 i owned... i never worked or lived in CR

hahaha ok im up for it...

derek072887
12-13-2008, 10:19 AM
Wow you dont want to own a fast car because your on sr22? Is that why you have never owned a fast car? How exactly do you get in trouble with an old slow ass mx6 and a bonneville that prolly ran 15s? Btw my gtp gets 32-35 mpg.

by the way your gtp does not get 32-35 psi.. your full of shit... just cause the read out in the dash says 35 when your going down hill in neutral does mean it gets that... im talkin average buddy....

anyway if that mazda had a decent meaning unstock clutch in it i would have dropped the times i claimed and you know it... as soon as the car would hit 5psi the clutch would break loose and id have to get out of it. (i was only running 10psi at the time)

and yes i don't wanna own a fast car cause im on sr22.. and i don't wanna own a fuckin old ass dsm, it may have cheap insurance (cause its old) but i don't wanna be under the hood working on it all the time....

so i will wait till im off sr22 and buy a fast and reliable car.... most likely an S6....

DustinsDuster
12-13-2008, 12:25 PM
what do PSI and MPG have to do with eachother?

FiFdYnUtZ
12-13-2008, 12:36 PM
eeexxxccuuussssseeeessss

tractioncontrol
12-13-2008, 12:48 PM
i know of S4 that are running gt35's and gt42's...... yea ik mine is not that big but i do know of S4's with them and they didn't cut any of the car up to make them fight... what you gotta say to that?


No you don't, the biggest twin turbo setup done on a B5 S4 uses twin gt2871r turbos. There has only been a few people that have taken the plung into the single turbo realm with an S4 and only 1 has run a 42r and he is not in the states. The tiny ass K04 turbos on that S4 are weak and get owned by big turbo A4's (big being gt3071r or bigger) all the time. The stage 3 S4 is a joke. The motor and engine compartment leave no room for turbos big enough to compete with fast cars. Your stepdad wasted his money.

yes i do and did i say it was twin 35r's? nope i didn't, there are MANY MANY people going the single turbo route these days... do more research... and by the way stg S4's do NOT get handled by big turbo A4's all the time you are mistaken....


Try Audizine, Audiforums, Audiworld, Motorgeek, and vwvortex. I don't have alot of time to get on here anymore because I spend too much time there. Look again, Your stepdads 300-350 awhp would get owned by most A4 owners that did a turbo swap at all beings most go with a 3071 or bigger these days. There are not MANY MANY people doing single turbo swaps on S4's you need to do more research.......have you ever even looked under the hood? Where do they join the mainfolds at for the collector? Do you know what it takes to do the stage 3 swap? For what he payed in labor to do the stage 3 swap I could put in a turbo setup in my A4 that would beat him.

Stutz
12-13-2008, 01:11 PM
I never said anything about psi, but before winter (i always sit and idle a lot) i was easily getting 32 - 35 mpg average for the whole tank (not just the driver information center i did the math too). But then again i dont get on it every chance i can like u prolly do.

Stutz
12-13-2008, 01:13 PM
Lol tractioncontrol just owned him

Ricky
12-13-2008, 01:18 PM
Wow you dont want to own a fast car because your on sr22? Is that why you have never owned a fast car? How exactly do you get in trouble with an old slow ass mx6 and a bonneville that prolly ran 15s? Btw my gtp gets 32-35 mpg.


anyway if that mazda had a decent meaning unstock clutch in it i would have dropped the times i claimed and you know it... as soon as the car would hit 5psi the clutch would break loose and id have to get out of it. (i was only running 10psi at the time)



you didnt have a stage 4 1/2 quadruple disk clutch with a 2 pound titanium flywheel? thats what you need when you are putting that kind of power in a mazda. i read that in book.

derek072887
12-13-2008, 01:21 PM
lol your funny, i am on audizine and audiforums.... yes ik what it takes to do the turbo swap... i am on audiforums and audizine every single day... and ik of many a4 guys that have said they can beat an s4 then they try and fail... there are a few videos of this happening on youtube... do your research....

and as far as the single turbo swaps... there are a few different options people are using to run the collectors to the right side of the engine bay where the put the turbo...(inplace of the original airbox)
example: http://videos.streetfire.net/video/Sing ... 204923.htm (http://videos.streetfire.net/video/Single-Turbo-S4_204923.htm) there is one way they do it

i have done my research.... if i hadn't would i know that there is only 1 or 2 guys that have done a turbo swap without pulling the motor?? yea didn't think so....

tractioncontrol
12-13-2008, 01:41 PM
lol your funny, i am on audizine and audiforums.... yes ik what it takes to do the turbo swap... i am on audiforums and audizine every single day... and ik of many a4 guys that have said they can beat an s4 then they try and fail... there are a few videos of this happening on youtube... do your research....

and as far as the single turbo swaps... there are a few different options people are using to run the collectors to the right side of the engine bay where the put the turbo...(inplace of the original airbox)
example: http://videos.streetfire.net/video/Sing ... 204923.htm (http://videos.streetfire.net/video/Single-Turbo-S4_204923.htm) there is one way they do it

i have done my research.... if i hadn't would i know that there is only 1 or 2 guys that have done a turbo swap without pulling the motor?? yea didn't think so....

They didn't do a turbo swap on an S4 without pulling the motor.

I know it is possible to do a single turbo swap but not MANY MANY have done it.

Yes I have seen videos of S4's beating A4's, those are the A4 owners with smaller turbos like the disco potato (28rs) or something equal to that. The reason you don't see videos of S4's getting owned is because they won't race an A4 they know they will lose to. The video and recent thread on Audizine about this took a guy (bassed) for a run who has a turbo equivalent to a 28rs, I agree a stage 3 S4 will beat that. Why doesn't he run 317ssayzarc, Don Supreme, Poopie, Mike Hood, or T1demont1 to name a few (well not a single S4 in the US wants a piece of Mikes car).

derek072887
12-13-2008, 02:17 PM
there are one or 2 people that have taken k03's off thier car and put k04's on without pulling the motor... do your research...

tractioncontrol
12-13-2008, 02:47 PM
there are one or 2 people that have taken k03's off thier car and put k04's on without pulling the motor... do your research...

No there isn't, it's not possible...... prove it.....

JustinS
12-13-2008, 04:48 PM
driving my new audi for the first time today since delivery. it has an apr 93 octane chip, evolution motorsports intake, and a borla exhaust. anyways i was driving the car to get it to operating temp and when it finally warmed up i decided to see what it had. well i take off from a stop sign lightly and get to second gear and lay into it. the boost guage goes to up and as soon as it gets to 10psi the engine starts missing and acting up. so i get out of it and baby it back home..... i checked the throttle body boot and all other hoses but can't find any cracks or holes anywhere.... any advice guys??

This past sunday i order an apr stage 3 kit for my 2000 audi s4... i just found out yesterday the kit is on a 2 week back order. I called APR and they told me they sold 5 stage 3 kits in one week. They normally only sell 2 or 3 a month... well anyways just wanted to tell everyone im going stage 3 by the end of june hopefully.
I though you claimed you never said it was yours?

its not my car but my mom's bf's. i do all the work on it so i think ill post some pics.
the car has an APR 93 octane tune runnin 20psi, borla 3" cat back. Evolution motorsports cold air intake, samco hose kit, upgraded bosch DV's, bilstein shocks with eibach pro kit, OZ wheels (18x8) and will soon be gettin BFG g-force KDW2's the sound system was in stalled by auto toys and includes, pioneer headunit (DVD, Nav, and cool g force meters) boston speakers in front doors, rear doors, and rear deck, also a boston 12 in the trunk to handle the bass. Viper alarm system was installed also. On to the pics
What happened to having everything installed by a shop?

courtesy of audiforums.com :yawinkle:

FiFdYnUtZ
12-13-2008, 06:40 PM
own3d....there is A LOT more shit like this on the down iawbody server

SaNdMaNsSi
12-13-2008, 06:53 PM
shit handed to you son.

derek072887
12-13-2008, 07:08 PM
[quote]driving my new audi for the first time today since delivery. it has an apr 93 octane chip, evolution motorsports intake, and a borla exhaust. anyways i was driving the car to get it to operating temp and when it finally warmed up i decided to see what it had. well i take off from a stop sign lightly and get to second gear and lay into it. the boost guage goes to up and as soon as it gets to 10psi the engine starts missing and acting up. so i get out of it and baby it back home..... i checked the throttle body boot and all other hoses but can't find any cracks or holes anywhere.... any advice guys??

This past sunday i order an apr stage 3 kit for my 2000 audi s4... i just found out yesterday the kit is on a 2 week back order. I called APR and they told me they sold 5 stage 3 kits in one week. They normally only sell 2 or 3 a month... well anyways just wanted to tell everyone im going stage 3 by the end of june hopefully.
I though you claimed you never said it was yours?

its not my car but my mom's bf's. i do all the work on it so i think ill post some pics.
the car has an APR 93 octane tune runnin 20psi, borla 3" cat back. Evolution motorsports cold air intake, samco hose kit, upgraded bosch DV's, bilstein shocks with eibach pro kit, OZ wheels (18x8) and will soon be gettin BFG g-force KDW2's the sound system was in stalled by auto toys and includes, pioneer headunit (DVD, Nav, and cool g force meters) boston speakers in front doors, rear doors, and rear deck, also a boston 12 in the trunk to handle the bass. Viper alarm system was installed also. On to the pics
What happened to having everything installed by a shop?

courtesy of audiforums.com :yawinkle:[/quote:2nxov7im]

whoopie accidentally said my TWICE! wow... and the all the stuff listed in that last little bit where i tell what the car has, that all came on the car when it was purchased except the sound system.. and i did all the work on the car up until the stage 3 kit.... i replace the DV's and replace a lower control arm...

FiFdYnUtZ
12-13-2008, 07:26 PM
did you change the oil too?!? you BADASS!!

SaNdMaNsSi
12-13-2008, 07:35 PM
we ACCIDENTALLY almost took you seriously

Stro
12-13-2008, 08:01 PM
Wow caught up in your own lies. You do realize that if you never lie, you never have to remember what you told people.

PS: as for your sig, I will never add that to mine prick.

Drifte
12-13-2008, 08:03 PM
Its like that magician that screwed up and lied to all of america. "I did that on purpose" lol I'll have to find a video link.

Drifte
12-13-2008, 08:15 PM
"and yes i don't wanna own a fast car cause im on sr22.. and i don't wanna own a fuckin old ass dsm, it may have cheap insurance (cause its old) but i don't wanna be under the hood working on it all the time.... "

DSM 89-00. Your chick cars an 01...

BTW, we dont want ya either so please dont purchase one. Also, I have friends on the road throughout Iowa, so I prefer you stick with your Celica.

Drifte
12-13-2008, 09:23 PM
Time for Pownage...
Signature from audiforums:
"00 s4, imola yellow, STG3!, evoms intake, borla 3in cat-back, apr dp's, APR turbo kit, stg3 clutchmaster, fidenza flywheel, apr snub mount, awe tuning trans-stabilizer, pioneer headunit, boston speakers all around, viper alarm, OZ 18's, BFG KDW2's, APR Bi-pipe, Massive FMIC"

...really now?

http://audiforums.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=304&pictureid=1666
http://audiforums.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=304&pictureid=1669
http://audiforums.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=304&pictureid=1668
http://audiforums.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=304&pictureid=1667

and story time!

"So i finally got to run the crap outta the S4 for once, none of you know but soon after i went Stg 3 the trans went out, and since i recently bought a 2007 A6 they gave me a great price on a brand new trans! Not rebuilt. But anyway i got to beat the hell outta the car for once, driving down the interstate at about 9pm last sat night, i had a couple cars pull up next to me tryin to run me, so i did lol:

Frist: an 04 honda s2000 that thought he was tough shit, only mod was exhaust, he wanted to do a roll so we stayed at 70 i shifted down to 5th and let him punch it first, bah bye s2000.... way to easy. (on apr race file)

Second: a buddies 04 vette(intake, exhaust, chip), i was supprised to see him driving around, this time it was a dead stop race, (i have only launched the car once before this), i took the car upto 5000rpm and dumped the clutch, the car broke all 4 tires loose then took off like a bat outta hell! WOW!!! amazing feeling, needless to say i took the vette by ALOT!! 5 cars or so.
Then we went to the interstate and did a 70-140 roll and i ended up takin him by a car and a half-2 cars. That was a good race.

and a couple other hondas that thought they were tough shit got handled also, over all a good night.

remember all races were on DEAD streets, no cars or civilians around! I am safe when i race!!!"

Drifte
12-13-2008, 09:27 PM
you say the tranny broke in the audi..No way. I thought thats something only dsms do? Maybe has something to do with the 5k clutch side steps...no no probably not. Go ahead and keep doing that.
http://audiforums.com/forum/showthread. ... 761&page=2 (http://audiforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=104761&page=2)

Stro
12-13-2008, 09:35 PM
Oh derek, please go into great detail and length to tell the rest of us how we are wrong, fucking retarded, audi-inexperienced, blah, blah, so on and so forth. Apparently you know the routine here, we explain logic and the dynamics of automobiles to you, and you respond by arrogantly calling us names and getting defensive. You should know the routine, hell you have 3 threads dedicated to correcting your flaws.

PS: Just in case you weren't sure.
Automobile: Definition: 1.
A self-propelled vehicle used for transporting passengers, suitable for use on a street or roadway. Many diferent models of automobiles have beenbuilt and sold commercially, possessing varied features such as a retractable roof (in a convertible), different braking systems, different propulsion systems, and varied styling. Most models have four wheels but some have been built with three wheels. Automobiles are usually propelled by internal combustion engines (using volatile inflammable liquids, as gasoline or petrol, alcohol, naphtha, etc.), and sometimes by steam engines, or electric motors. The power of the driving motor varies from under 50 H. P. for earlier models to over 200 H. P. larger models or high-performance sports or racing cars. An automobile is commonly called a car or an auto, and generally in British usage, motor cars.

tractioncontrol
12-14-2008, 12:09 AM
Are you serious? You blew an 01e tranny? lol Well..................... .................................................. . .................................................. ....... .................................................. ............ .................................................. .......... .........you must have about 1000hp huh.

FiFdYnUtZ
12-14-2008, 01:24 AM
LMAO keep side stepping that shit, your "dad" must have all kinds of money to blow on your ignorance!

SaNdMaNsSi
12-14-2008, 09:19 AM
You might as well just leave. You're done for on this board. There is zero chance of you getting respect from anyone here, you have nothing left to prove (or should I say disprove). Move along to somewhere you can start new because you have proved youre a complete poser. Really? You just bought yourself an 07 A6? Wow. Where is it? Let me guess...you don't have the keys to that garage either. I mean, honestly. Why do you keep coming back here? Obviously you have no intention of ever coming to a IAF get together or anything at this point because you are scared shitless of ever meeting one of us, so why don't you save us all the keystrokes and just stop coming back?

DustinsDuster
12-14-2008, 10:55 AM
i dont know what i would do without this guy's threads Sandman...

derek072887
12-14-2008, 11:20 AM
Are you serious? You blew an 01e tranny? lol Well..................... .................................................. . .................................................. ....... .................................................. ............ .................................................. .......... .........you must have about 1000hp huh.

yep it went out a week after the stg 3 kit was installed... to tell you the truth the car hadn't even been side stepped before the tranny went out... we do know that is was beat to hell before my step dad even bought it, so we are assuming the previous owner didn't take very good care of the car... so yes the trans went out... its not that uncommon of a thing.... if youd do your research...

do you even drive an audi? y are you on those forums if you have a mustang? or is that not your car in your pic?

DustinsDuster
12-14-2008, 11:33 AM
dammit TC, you spilled sarcasm all over my shoes...looks like you missed Derek's though...

SaNdMaNsSi
12-14-2008, 11:36 AM
No, he got it on his shoes too. Its just that he is so used to seeing monkey jizm all over them that he must have missed the sarcasm.

Drifte
12-14-2008, 11:39 AM
yep it went out a week after the stg 3 kit was installed... to tell you the truth the car hadn't even been side stepped before the tranny went out... we do know that is was beat to hell before my step dad even bought it, so we are assuming the previous owner didn't take very good care of the car... so yes the trans went out... its not that uncommon of a thing.... if youd do your research...

SO its common for audi transmissions to go out? And by you saying you know the car was beat to hell. Do you mean some one just revving it up and dumping the clutch? Because I cant think of much else...

SaNdMaNsSi
12-14-2008, 11:47 AM
Stop replying Drifte. Your problem is that you aren't nearly as intelligent as he is, and because of that you can't comprehend his awe inspiring mass amount of knowledge about vehicles he doesn't own. He continues to return to the site to better educate us all so that we don't die from our own stupidity.

sLoWnStEaDy
12-14-2008, 11:59 AM
I would love to see his step-dads reaction to all of this.
$100 says his step-dad has no clue about the 5000+ RPM clutch dumps! If so than he is just as fucking retarded. Has anyone even seen this car? under the hood of this car? or anything? with as much shit as he is feeding us i would like to take a peak and see if indeed there are any mods under the hood at all.

My ETC just got a complete single turbo kit, heads completely ported and polished, 3" dual exhaust, "race ready" 4T80E trans with full manual shifter etc... put down 658 FWHP and Cost me about $30K. But i won't ever show reciepts, dyno slips, or pop the hood, and i never give it more than about 45% throttle so it just drives like the stock 300+ HP motor...

derek072887
12-14-2008, 12:01 PM
ive posted pics of both the car and under the hood of the car.... you obviously weren't paying attention....

SaNdMaNsSi
12-14-2008, 12:05 PM
Car looks worse than the pics he probably took 5 years ago since he claims he is 21 and he's standing there looking like he is ready to lose his virginity at his high school prom. I saw the car about a month ago and it looks like a typical DD thats 9 years old. Paint is faded and the rims looked like they hadn't been cleaned in ages, but thats my two cents. It might clean up really well, but IMO it didn't look like a car well taken care of.

derek072887
12-14-2008, 12:08 PM
i highly doubt you have ever seen the car... if so where did you see it?

oh and 5 year old pics? lol my step dad hasn't even owned it for a year.... and it was my gf's prom faggOt

SaNdMaNsSi
12-14-2008, 12:13 PM
Yep. I'm a faggot. You've got me again. My sexual orientation has been called into question because you don't like the fact that I've seen the car. As I posted awhile ago in one of the threads I saw the car at the gas station, and of course you weren't driving or I would've stopped to say hi. I should've just stopped and told the real owner about this site and how his toolbox stepson is promoting the car like his own on every message board across the country.

derek072887
12-14-2008, 12:16 PM
you did NOT see the car the day you claimed you did... the car was and is in storage.. your a fuckin retard and lier... you have never seen the car in your life... and yes the wheels were dirty they are in the pics too dipshit.... and the paint is NOT faded at all

SaNdMaNsSi
12-14-2008, 12:18 PM
No, it wasn't in storage. I called you out on that. 2 days after you originally claimed it was going into storage, I saw it at the gas station. Since there are only 3 or 4 of these cars driving around town (your stepdads being the only ones with those exact black rims) I did in fact see it and then proceeded to make fun of you for claiming it was in storage when it was not. And if the paint isn't faded, it sure looks terrible.

derek072887
12-14-2008, 12:21 PM
there is NO fucking way you saw the car! the car was NOT drivin that day at all!! IT WAS IN STORAGE!! say what you want but ik the truth....

derek072887
12-14-2008, 12:21 PM
what gas station then may i ask? where at?

SaNdMaNsSi
12-14-2008, 12:22 PM
No you didn't...yes I did.....No you didn't.....yes I did....No you didn't....


There. I just saved you from your next 50 posts.

derek072887
12-14-2008, 12:29 PM
what gas station? where?

SaNdMaNsSi
12-14-2008, 12:35 PM
Doesn't matter. Even If I told you and stood next to the car with a Gazette with the date and held up a watch with the time and then had your mom going down on me, you would still say it was in storage.

Drifte
12-14-2008, 12:38 PM
Yep. I'm a faggot. You've got me again. My sexual orientation has been called into question because you don't like the fact that I've seen the car.

hahaha yea I love that. He disagrees or dislikes something you say and suddenly your gay, and stupid. Its hilarious.

derek072887
12-14-2008, 12:56 PM
you can't even say where you saw it... cause you didn't... like i said your full of shit..

SaNdMaNsSi
12-14-2008, 01:10 PM
Yes I am...thanks for reminding me I have to poop.

Stutz
12-14-2008, 01:57 PM
Yeah i saw it the other day too, the paint was faded really bad, looks like the clear coat was peeling off and it was starting to rust by the fender well. Those rims were bent up and chipped to hell too. Looks like a nice winter beater tho.

derek072887
12-14-2008, 01:58 PM
hahaha now your all just trying to say the car looks like crap... buy say what you want... the car is in storage and it looks amazing!!

FiFdYnUtZ
12-14-2008, 01:59 PM
as a matter of fact i think i saw it today by iowa book, that thing was smoking like joe the camel too...

derek072887
12-14-2008, 01:59 PM
none of you have seen the car in person... lol

FiFdYnUtZ
12-14-2008, 02:09 PM
pretty broad statement to make for someone who doesnt own/drive the car....

derek072887
12-14-2008, 02:12 PM
im 99.99% positive that none of you have seen the car in person....

FiFdYnUtZ
12-14-2008, 02:19 PM
well i am 99.9% positive we all seen it as we stated....(theres room for error right?) :)

derek072887
12-14-2008, 02:23 PM
well absolutely none over you have seen it when you are stating you did! i know that for a fact cause i know for a fact it has been in storage...

FiFdYnUtZ
12-14-2008, 02:47 PM
really? do you? you dont even have a key so maybe he took it out for a drive and didnt let you know (since im sure you keep good tabs on what he is doing with your car at all times)

derek072887
12-14-2008, 03:04 PM
lol he will not take it outta storage when there is any chance of salt gettin on the car... trust me i know him just a little better than you do...

SaNdMaNsSi
12-14-2008, 03:06 PM
I guess I'm that .001%

derek072887
12-14-2008, 03:11 PM
no your just a lier...

derek072887
12-14-2008, 03:11 PM
tell me where you saw it and maybe someone will believe you .... but you can't even do that..

FiFdYnUtZ
12-14-2008, 03:27 PM
yeah your right, it would be terrible to get salt on that lemon...

derek072887
12-14-2008, 03:31 PM
oh now that was funny!!

SaNdMaNsSi
12-14-2008, 03:31 PM
Unlike you I have something on this board called "credibility." I know thats a big word for someone that can't even spell "liar" correctly. What would I have to gain from saying I saw the car? I just came across it by happenstance. Big deal. Why don't you cry about it, maybe that'll change the fact that I indeed saw the car. It's not yours. You don't know where it is at all times. Apparently your stepdad didn't get your permission to take his car out that day.

derek072887
12-14-2008, 03:45 PM
you didn't see it and i know that for a fact! your a fuckin liar.... you forgot to take that shit again cause your still full of it.... if you did see it whats the big deal bout tellin me where you saw it?

SaNdMaNsSi
12-14-2008, 03:52 PM
I just like to avoid answering questions as much as you do.

tractioncontrol
12-14-2008, 04:05 PM
All you guys are awsome...... this is my kind of thread.




Are you serious? You blew an 01e tranny? lol Well..................... .................................................. . .................................................. ....... .................................................. ............ .................................................. .......... .........you must have about 1000hp huh.

yep it went out a week after the stg 3 kit was installed... to tell you the truth the car hadn't even been side stepped before the tranny went out... we do know that is was beat to hell before my step dad even bought it, so we are assuming the previous owner didn't take very good care of the car... so yes the trans went out... its not that uncommon of a thing.... if youd do your research...

do you even drive an audi? y are you on those forums if you have a mustang? or is that not your car in your pic?


You know the five speed in my A4 is the weaker 01a and has been running in Mike Hood's record holding A4 since the car was born with nearly 600awhp, he just removed his gt35r for something bigger this week with no plans of a tranny build. NOW the highest hp A4 was built by 034 motorsport and uses an 01e just like in your step daddy's car and LAST YEAR had a 12 valve 2.8l VR6 motor that put down 648awhp with no tranny problems. With THAT setup they won the Redline Time Attack challenge and broke the passenger side cv shaft twice but no trans problems. Now this year for the Eurotuner GP they decided to do a new motor build with the 24 valve 2.8l VR6 using a gt45r (yes I said 45r) turbo. The motor was bored to a 2.9l reused the factory crank, had new rods and pistons, fully ported and polished and over sized valves throughout. They still used the same tranny as last year. The car put down 807awhp and had to be shut down there due to crank problems........yes that's over 1000chp. They are not done, this car will put down 1000hp to the ground. You will be able to find that information on vwvortex if you like or it will also be in the next issue of Eurotuner magazine. SO AS I SAID YOU MUST HAVE A 1000HP HUH. The 01e is the strongest tranny to come on any VAG product EVER.


The original build.
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3432274

The newest build.
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=4001630

Drifte
12-14-2008, 04:12 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3160/2425075811_8888ed38b7.jpg?v=0

SaNdMaNsSi
12-14-2008, 04:16 PM
Don't call him names tractioncontrol. We all know he is a huge VAG.

Drifte
12-14-2008, 04:26 PM
derek is right. Everyone else is wrong, and when derek lies, its the truth...
http://www.zeidy.net/demotivational/frustration.gif
the day derek is wrong?

sLoWnStEaDy
12-14-2008, 07:37 PM
Just wanted to point out how funny it his that this guy won't drive the car if there is a CHANCE of getting salt on it. HOWEVER he has noi problem letting some fuck-tard who OBVIOUSLY has no clue how to drive beat the living piss out of it? Doubtful.

oh.. and you "accidently" said "my" a couple times... are you fucking serious? That is the dumbest thing i think i have heard in a LONG time. You don't "accidently" claim something to be yours, you just fucking LIE about it, which is what you do.

Drifte
12-15-2008, 10:36 AM
http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/5448/1229161977728vu7.jpg

Drifte
12-15-2008, 10:36 AM
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c398/happypancake/1229198380919.jpg

sLoWnStEaDy
12-15-2008, 12:15 PM
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c398/happypancake/1229198380919.jpg

LOL (literally)

TbTalon94
12-15-2008, 02:09 PM
He should get these for the Audi....

http://www.voenixrising.com/images/wheels.jpg

Ricky
12-15-2008, 03:16 PM
rolling 9 dicks deep I

SaNdMaNsSi
12-15-2008, 05:13 PM
Wow. No reply all day. He must be a male model because he is all outta poses.

NewSpeedSteed
12-15-2008, 05:54 PM
Wow. No reply all day. He must be a male model because he is all outta poses.

LMAO!
Reading that made me think of this:
http://i27.tinypic.com/2ew1l42.jpg

Stro
12-15-2008, 06:42 PM
Wow, with him gone........ whats next guys? lol

DustinsDuster
12-15-2008, 07:00 PM
i had a thought about all of this today-

Derek brought everyone together with this stupidity like 9/11 brought America together for a little while.

i.e.- Derek is a Terrorist Act in progress.

Drifte
12-15-2008, 07:53 PM
does that mean were headed for a recession...

DustinsDuster
12-15-2008, 08:00 PM
a Derek Recession would be kindof nice right about now...

FiFdYnUtZ
12-15-2008, 08:50 PM
yeah its finals week and this is distracting me way too much from studying lol...but this weekend its ON!

Stro
12-15-2008, 08:57 PM
No real value in this, just made it and needed to share.

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1871/1/110/71806228/n71806228_32421074_7443.jpg

SaNdMaNsSi
12-15-2008, 08:59 PM
You should do that with a yellow audi.

FiFdYnUtZ
12-16-2008, 12:25 PM
come on guys, this is dying!!! :(

s13kid
12-16-2008, 02:19 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/Lomaniac1/dztob9jpg.gif

FiFdYnUtZ
12-16-2008, 03:48 PM
LMAO!!

SaNdMaNsSi
12-16-2008, 03:57 PM
It only took 20 or so pages to finally get rid of this bag-o-douche.

FiFdYnUtZ
12-16-2008, 03:58 PM
we actually had to ban him on iawbody, kinda wish we didnt now, it was fun....

SaNdMaNsSi
12-16-2008, 04:06 PM
He eats 8====D-----

FiFdYnUtZ
12-16-2008, 04:09 PM
lol s13 i acutally sent that sarah palin gif to my RA, he is an extreme conservative with a crush on sarah, he will love it..haha

s13kid
12-16-2008, 07:54 PM
glad i could be of some assistance

SaNdMaNsSi
12-17-2008, 11:32 AM
I bet his stepdad found out about the site and doesnt even let him near so much as the wireless signal anymore.

FiFdYnUtZ
12-17-2008, 11:50 AM
lol, yeah im surprised he wasnt talking up his stepdads wireless speed that he uses as his own..

Jappbox
12-17-2008, 05:01 PM
lol, i just read some pages of this, the guy used to allways ask me questions, and be nosy of my car... Like wanting to see it and come over... Umm ya..

FiFdYnUtZ
12-17-2008, 06:37 PM
he was trying to scope it so he could hand your ass to you in his step dads audi LMAO

SaNdMaNsSi
12-18-2008, 07:24 AM
He wanted to borrow it so hecould claim it as his own. There is another thread on this board somewhere where he keeps talking about your car like he knows something and like you guys are friends. I was wondering when you started hanging out with tools...

FiFdYnUtZ
12-18-2008, 12:19 PM
lol i could seriously see him going to another town and braggin the evo up like its his if he knew more about it or even had seen it in person...

sLoWnStEaDy
12-18-2008, 05:28 PM
I hope the upgrades he did actualy got his something because i blew the fucking doors off of an A6 on I-380 today. It was a silver one down near North Liberty, me and james where drivin back up here in my ETC and decided to see if he would run us just for kicks. We where cruising at about 50MPH, we both hit it and by about 120mph i could barely see his ass back there so... Not sure how long he stayed in it but as soon as i hit it we started pulling away pretty hard!

derek072887
12-21-2008, 11:20 AM
lol, i just read some pages of this, the guy used to allways ask me questions, and be nosy of my car... Like wanting to see it and come over... Umm ya..

i have never said ANYTHING bad about you Jesse... but here we go.. maybe you should tell everyone why i wanted to come see the car... maybe cause you were trying to sell it to my stepdad before the car was even done?? (before he bought the audi)... and yes i asked you questions cause you are a very knowledgeable person as we all know... whats wrong with that? and as far as not giving rides in your car... wtf? who cares if people think its showing off... maybe you shouldn't worry about what other people think and just be yourself.... and another thing.. you laugh at this thread because i talk about my dads car. whoopie.. atleast he didn't have his money handed to him like your dad handed you half his business..... he worked for ALL of his money.... your dad handed your 3/4 or more of the money you have.... fuck you Jesse!

DustinsDuster
12-21-2008, 01:57 PM
maybe you shouldn't worry about what other people think and just be yourself

maybe you should worry more about getting your own car to talk about rather than bragging up someone else's car constantly.

derek072887
12-21-2008, 02:58 PM
y? don't you wanna hear about other quick cars around?

DustinsDuster
12-21-2008, 04:47 PM
what quick car are you talking about? how much power does your step dad's audi make? what kind of numbers does it pull at the track?

FiFdYnUtZ
12-21-2008, 05:09 PM
lol i like how a car that barely beat a stock vette is now a quick car we should all be talking about....LMAO you have NO idea

FiFdYnUtZ
12-21-2008, 05:10 PM
lol i like how a car that barely beat a stock vette is now a quick car we should all be talking about....LMAO you have NO idea

derek072887
12-21-2008, 05:24 PM
dude you used to have a grand prix that you thought was quick..... lol shit that car couldn't beat a stock S4 most likely HAHAHAHAHA

DustinsDuster
12-21-2008, 05:32 PM
didnt his GTP break into the 12's? thats all the faster that vette you raced would run...

FiFdYnUtZ
12-21-2008, 05:39 PM
dude you used to have a grand prix that you thought was quick..... lol shit that car couldn't beat a stock S4 most likely HAHAHAHAHA

i thought it was quick? no, i was realistic enough to know that it wasnt shit compared to most of the stuff around, but i would say it wasnt a slouch for being what it was...although i did make quite a bit of money off of people like you who judged it for what you thought it was...i know of a certain gtp that would be more then happy to take your money away from you if your interested this spring though..

SaNdMaNsSi
12-21-2008, 05:46 PM
Ah- someone found the key and opened the toolbox again.

derek072887
12-21-2008, 05:49 PM
dude you used to have a grand prix that you thought was quick..... lol shit that car couldn't beat a stock S4 most likely HAHAHAHAHA

i thought it was quick? no, i was realistic enough to know that it wasnt shit compared to most of the stuff around, but i would say it wasnt a slouch for being what it was...although i did make quite a bit of money off of people like you who judged it for what you thought it was...i know of a certain gtp that would be more then happy to take your money away from you if your interested this spring though..

wasn't i gettin flamed for talking about a car that wasn't mine?? hypocrite

DustinsDuster
12-21-2008, 06:11 PM
well youve turned down pretty much every challenge so far, maybe he figured he could lure you into racing a pig of a family car. my money still says we'll never see you out in this car.

derek072887
12-21-2008, 06:13 PM
no i havn't.. ive accepted every race thrown my way ya fuckin retard!!

slo4cyl
12-21-2008, 06:22 PM
no i havn't.. ive accepted every race thrown my way ya fuckin retard!!

but will we see you out in the s4 actually racing who u said you would?

DustinsDuster
12-21-2008, 06:32 PM
no i havn't.. ive accepted every race thrown my way ya fuckin retard!!

i have heard "i will race you sometime next year" way too many times to give it any credibility- especially coming from you.

as far as me being a retard, i would be glad to engage you in a battle of wits any time. hell, i'll even get drunk first to give you an edge. see, a big difference between you and i is i have my own cars, i have done work, and ran faster than you will ever run- all while keeping a decent attitude towards pretty much everyone else on the board. thats why i'm well liked and you're a douchebag.

ZEE
12-21-2008, 09:48 PM
dude you used to have a grand prix that you thought was quick..... lol shit that car couldn't beat a stock S4 most likely HAHAHAHAHA

i thought it was quick? no, i was realistic enough to know that it wasnt shit compared to most of the stuff around, but i would say it wasnt a slouch for being what it was...although i did make quite a bit of money off of people like you who judged it for what you thought it was...i know of a certain gtp that would be more then happy to take your money away from you if your interested this spring though..

wasn't i gettin flamed for talking about a car that wasn't mine?? hypocrite


No. You were getting flamed for having someone elses car in your sig as if it was your own. :CRYMERIVER:

FiFdYnUtZ
12-21-2008, 10:34 PM
dude you used to have a grand prix that you thought was quick..... lol shit that car couldn't beat a stock S4 most likely HAHAHAHAHA

i thought it was quick? no, i was realistic enough to know that it wasnt shit compared to most of the stuff around, but i would say it wasnt a slouch for being what it was...although i did make quite a bit of money off of people like you who judged it for what you thought it was...i know of a certain gtp that would be more then happy to take your money away from you if your interested this spring though..

wasn't i gettin flamed for talking about a car that wasn't mine?? hypocrite

everyone "talks" about other peoples cars, they just dont origionally claim them to be theirs, call people out directly with them, talk about them like they are theirs, put them in their sigs, "drive" them like they are theirs, race people with them, etc...i simply stated i know someone who would be willing to race you....dumbass

SaNdMaNsSi
12-22-2008, 07:02 AM
I bet he is a one time altar boy.

s13kid
12-23-2008, 10:46 PM
My buddy has this friend who has this shit and i bet it could take your shit.

SaNdMaNsSi
12-23-2008, 10:51 PM
Maybe for Christmas we should all give him pictures of our cars so he can brag about them later.

69gt4speed
12-24-2008, 01:26 AM
no i havn't.. ive accepted every race thrown my way ya fuckin retard!!

That's a lie plain and simple or should I drag out some pms to you? I was nice, just to get u or ur stepdad out to smoke that german $ car. I was gonna get a passenger and vid it and post it for the world to see. Bolt on turd 03 stang cobra vs hi $ dollar german engineering audi. How many views would that get? Spray ur azz too. Only because u act like it's all urs and so fast and talk crap to everyone.

Now it's winter and you know no one will test in winter here. Come spring my offer stands, u better have ur stepdad dump some more $ in it. I'd bet on the cobra. And it's a turd dude. There are plenty of cars around to beat that audi w/o even trying. Here's my turd, beat it.

DustinsDuster
12-24-2008, 03:13 PM
i dont care if the Audi has AWD, my money is on the Cobra out of the hole...

FiFdYnUtZ
12-24-2008, 11:20 PM
lol my money is on the cobra saying peace out from the git go and pulling so far away derek turns off and we never see him again...

Domestic Disturbance
12-25-2008, 12:14 AM
My buddy has this friend who has this shit and i bet it could take your shit.

Dude thats bullshit and we both know it. That guy tried saying some shit to this other guy I know and pretty sure was full of it. Says his car runs 11's off the bottle and is setup for a 500 15 stage nitrous setup. Unless he got to 7 ways and spliced them with santa claus's pubes, its not gonna have enough traction with the doors locked

NewSpeedSteed
12-25-2008, 06:53 AM
My buddy has this friend who has this shit and i bet it could take your shit.

Dude thats bullshit and we both know it. That guy tried saying some shit to this other guy I know and pretty sure was full of it. Says his car runs 11's off the bottle and is setup for a 500 15 stage nitrous setup. Unless he got to 7 ways and spliced them with santa claus's pubes, its not gonna have enough traction with the doors locked


ROFLMAO
that is sig worthy!

DJ0820
12-27-2008, 02:49 PM
From the VWVortex build a couple pages back...

http://www.034motorsport.com/gallery/d/18043-2/GT45RTestFit1.jpg

Engine hoist for just the turbo....eeek

tractioncontrol
12-27-2008, 08:46 PM
From the VWVortex build a couple pages back...

http://www.034motorsport.com/gallery/d/18043-2/GT45RTestFit1.jpg

Engine hoist for just the turbo....eeek


Ya, the crank snapped due to the harsh clutch engagement of the spec clutch with over 1000hp at the crank but the tranny still didn't fail.

Domestic Disturbance
12-30-2008, 02:56 PM
From the VWVortex build a couple pages back...

http://www.034motorsport.com/gallery/d/18043-2/GT45RTestFit1.jpg

Engine hoist for just the turbo....eeek


Ya, the crank snapped due to the harsh clutch engagement of the spec clutch with over 1000hp at the crank but the tranny still didn't fail.

should've gotten a bigger turbo. ridiculous

Stutz
12-30-2008, 04:07 PM
There is another yellow s4 in iowa city. It was sitting in the walmart parking lot by the carousel dealership.

SaNdMaNsSi
12-30-2008, 08:16 PM
Derek borrows one for summer and one for winter.

tractioncontrol
12-31-2008, 05:04 PM
There is another yellow s4 in iowa city. It was sitting in the walmart parking lot by the carousel dealership.


The owner works for Carousel, it is also a stage 3.

Stutz
12-31-2008, 06:14 PM
Didnt someone who works there buy a blue one from someone on this site?

JacobS
01-01-2009, 03:00 AM
well since ive been gone, and i just read 13 pages of pure comedy ill chime in. ill put up $100 on slo4cyl car against the audi. same bet with the GTP that fifdy is talking about. and another $100 on the cobra. and derek is this your car too? or is this just the same power level your step-dads car is?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axb9NoDiH_0

and please dont act like you know about audi's. i have personally researched them up the wa-zoo and everything you said is complete hearsay without a dyno sheet. and i guarantee that car wont trap very well with that amount of power in the quarter. because in case you didnt know, the S4 is a heavy car. If i remember correctly, Lenny's S4 had twin ko4's on it, and it got beat by kegers 1g talon on a stock 7 bolt engine and a big 16g. and that talon went 11.6x iirc. so i VERY HIGHLY doubt that car is as fast as you say it is, and i VERY HIGHLY doubt you did any work on it. and i VERY HIGHLY doubt you know anything about drag racing in general. so do us all a favor and shut up. leave. and dont let the door hit you on the way out.

with that said, im done. i get dumber when i read your posts so im going to stop.

tractioncontrol
01-01-2009, 01:19 PM
well since ive been gone, and i just read 13 pages of pure comedy ill chime in. ill put up $100 on slo4cyl car against the audi. same bet with the GTP that fifdy is talking about. and another $100 on the cobra. and derek is this your car too? or is this just the same power level your step-dads car is?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axb9NoDiH_0

and please dont act like you know about audi's. i have personally researched them up the wa-zoo and everything you said is complete hearsay without a dyno sheet. and i guarantee that car wont trap very well with that amount of power in the quarter. because in case you didnt know, the S4 is a heavy car. If i remember correctly, Lenny's S4 had twin ko4's on it, and it got beat by kegers 1g talon on a stock 7 bolt engine and a big 16g. and that talon went 11.6x iirc. so i VERY HIGHLY doubt that car is as fast as you say it is, and i VERY HIGHLY doubt you did any work on it. and i VERY HIGHLY doubt you know anything about drag racing in general. so do us all a favor and shut up. leave. and dont let the door hit you on the way out.

with that said, im done. i get dumber when i read your posts so im going to stop.


That S4 in the video is sillycobras' S4, He posts alot on svtperformance. That car has the same turbo setup but removed everything in the interior except for the door panels dash and front seats. He also removed alot of other things to make it lighter and it now weighs around 2800 pounds close to 1500 pounds below dereks dads car. Dereks dads car probably could run a mid 12.